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  • #16
    Originally posted by Svetlana View Post
    Saturday:

    A 3 hour nap and it was really Saturday. Around 11 we started to get ready for Tao Beach. A couple of Red Bulls and we were in the cab making our way to the Venetian. D and I felt pretty terrible but powered through and open bar definitely helped forget how awful we were feeling. We drank; we danced, met some random people from all over the world but were ready to get in the pool. The pool at Tao was over capacity and we decided to lounge at the Venetian pool. Long story short, after 2 hours in the pool and a half a dozen vodka sodas I was out like a light bulb for 2 hours on the side of the pool. After the power nap we made our way over to the MGM and watched the fight for about 10 minutes on one of the big screens but were over it as it’s not really our thing.

    Got ready, drank, and headed to Haze. E’s friend’s sugar-daddy had a table for us on the dance floor. Lloyd was preforming there later and the place was on fire! Sexy people everywhere! We got our dance on, the bottles kept showing up and the four of us were having a great time pulling sexy girls off the dance floor to join us. It was probably around 1 when Z and I decided that we were ready to move on. Got to the Wynn, went to Tryst, weren’t really feelin’ it and walked over to XS. Ah, how I love this place! And Avicii was DJing! He’s awesome! Z and I met some Brazilian guys who didn’t waste any time and tried to molest our faces without even offering a drink. Rude! We made an escape and were invited to a table with a bunch of guys from Vancouver. We danced it up a bit and took pics with them, and made our way out to the dance floor. I realized that it was almost 3 and decided that I was ready for after-hours, leaving Z behind with some British gentleman. As I was standing in the cab line, a guy standing off to the side was like, “hey, want to come to the strip club with us?” My initial reaction was that I probably shouldn’t but his buddies seemed cool and were waiting for the car to come out of valet. It does and it’s a Bentley. I decided that there would be nothing wrong with going to a strip club in a Bentley with 3 guys I don’t know with my phone being completely dead. Shenanigans. I am still thanking my lucky stars for the driver not killing us on the way there. He was driving like a bat out of hell and was probably more intoxicated than Lindsay Lohan normally is.

    We go to the Rhino. In one piece. A handshake later and we were at a table. Beautiful women everywhere. Ahhh. Heaven. One of the guys got me a vip lap dance and what happened in the vip will have to stay at the vip

    I joined them at Artisan for some afterhours but the crowd was weird. Like, there were gay boys trying to make out with me. Weird I tell ya. And my Bentley companions were getting a little too touchy for my liking so I excused myself to the ladies room and actually made a bee-line for the cab. Whew.

    The cabbie was the best! He had vodka and let me smoke in the cab. AWESOME! He took me to Drai’s and I was hoping to find Z or E there but with a dead phone, it proved to be pretty hard. It was about 5am at the time and the line to get in was RIDICULOUS. In line to talk to a dude with a clipboard I met a couple, pretty girl on the arm of a wide-shouldered guy. A little smile and a little flirt with the girl and they invited me to come in with them to the table they were getting next to the DJ booth. Done! It was sooo packed in there, just amazing! People were doing lines of coke off the table - Vegas, I love you. Alex (the girl I met) and I were having a great time dancing and flirting. Her boyfriend was trying to join in the action but she asked him to go away haha. We tried to sneak into the bathroom but the bathroom attendant kept yelling “one at a time!!!” so that didn’t work out. The hip hop room was super packed too, engulfed in a cloud of weed smoke; I got high just from being there for 10 minutes. I didn’t know what time it was at this point but Alex had to go find her boyfriend who had apparently overdone it with the shrooms. After I made my way back to the table I couldn’t find either of them and was getting pretty exhausted so I figured it was probably time to go. When I made it out to the casino floor I was literally blinded by the sunshine coming in through the doors. It was 9:52 AM. Amazing.

    Cab back to the hotel only to find D passed out outside next to our building, half way in the bushes. Looks like all had a good night and made it to Sunday. Or mostly made it to Sunday haha
    Artisan crowd wouldn't be your typical Vegas tourist crowd.. lol However the house music does bump in there, and everyone shuffles like crack heads

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    • #17
      Blood in my vains has been replaced with vodka, been there

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      • #18
        Slipping 20-50 to the bathroom attendant makes magical things happen. All of a sudden rules like "one at a time" don't apply and they're kicking people out of stalls for you. Just my experience... you probably get the most value out of a tip to the bathroom attendant, depending on your motives, of course!!

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        • #19
          Amazing TR. Love reading these.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Svetlana View Post
            Oh Vegas… sometimes you’re a dirty hooker, sometimes you’re a sweet kiss goodnight and I love you for everything you are.
            Day 2 tomorrow
            lol, your just the right kind of crazy.

            Personally I see vegas as wearing killer heels, her best tight dress, with a little wicked smile and a devilish glint in her eye...beckoning you. in a purring seductive tome...''Please don't go home yet...I have soooo much more to show you, i promise you will not be dissappointed'' haha
            You only live once

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            • #21
              It just appeared to me that I never did finish this epic story. Here comes Sunday and Monday:

              Sunday

              Upon getting back to the hotel I was informed that we’re going to Rehab at Hard Rock immediately. I barely had time to wash my hair in the sink and fix last night’s makeup and off we went. We got there around 11:30, early by pool party standards. Claimed a good spot by the pool, ordered some beverages and got our tan on. A couple hours went by; we were dancing, mingling with some Canadians, and getting a good tan going. Tiesto was DJing and I didn’t even know that until after I left haha. It was about 3 when I had enough and could no longer stand and took off to the Tropicana’s Nikki Beach to meet up with some other Seattle girls. Turned out they were at the regular pool and not at the Beach, so I never did get to check out Nikki. Oh well. Found my girls, laid down and was out for 2 hours. I needed that!

              Pool time was followed by a quick walk down the strip to the NYNY rollercoaster and souvenir shopping. Blah blah get ready, same routine and head over to the Hard Rock to Vanity. A friend’s old high school friend had a table there so we hung out; it was pretty early still so it wasn’t that great. E and I left to go to the Bank and when we got in the cab, the cabbie told us that Surrender was crackin’ that night. Yeah, that was a lie. Surrender was closed! What a waste of 20 minutes and $15! Oh well. We finally made our way to the Bank, we had to bat our pretty fake lashes at the gentlemen with the clip boards to make it past the ridiculous heap of people. Bank was packed! Pretty girls, friendly guys. I lost E pretty quick after we got in but met some super fun French guys, who I could barely understand! Half the fun was breaking the language barrier. The 3 of them were absolutely hilarious and we all headed off to Drai’. It must’ve been 3 or so and Drai’s didn’t have a line to get in, nor were there that many people. We must’ve hung out there for about an hour or so and decided to go walk the Strip instead. Met 2 other girls at Drai’s who went on the excursion with us. We made it to Flamingo and the guys gambled – first it was roulette, then blackjack. They won a bit and treated us girls to a delicious breakfast at Johnny Rockets hahaha. Good times. I got back to the hotel at probably 6 and was out for the count!

              Monday

              Monday morning I woke up to find out that D never made it back to the hotel the night before, Z decided to leave a day early so basically E and I were the only ones standing. We headed off to our pool and chilled in the sun with some girls we met over the weekend. A cute kid started talking to me and we decided to meet up for happy hour later at the Hard Rock across the street. I met up with him and was ready to peace out after 10 minutes. All he talked about was football and had no sense of humor yet had the guts to ask me for a bj. Ew. I realized that the WNBA playoff game was about to start and excused myself to go watch that. Back to the topic of being propositioned for sex: gentlemen, I get it that some of you come to Vegas looking for a hook-up and there is nothing wrong with that but let’s have some tact and respect, that’s all I ask. Asking for a bj at 5 pm is a little inappropriate to me and I’m no prude.

              Anyhow, I sat down to watch the Storm try to win another title and at about half time, D joined me. Then a guy sat down next to me and that’s when the Monday night fun began! Don was a little drunk and super fun. We agreed to meet at the Hard Rock at 10 to get the night started. Storm lost and was out of the playoffs. D and I found E and all of us got ready and met up with Don at the Hard Rock. Prefunk at pink taco and we had a limo take us to the Wynn for STEVE AOKI! I love him. According to my facebook status from that night, “Aoki, you’re a fucking party god”. It’s true. XS was fun as always. Once Aoki got on stage, I couldn’t stop myself from getting in the middle of the crowd, jump in heels and get confetti and champagne all over me. It was ah-mazing. D and E left at some point and Don and I met some guys from Holland and some girls from South Africa, where he was from. We joined their table and I lost my shoe It was hilariously upsetting. I ended up being the girl that walked through the casino without shoes on

              Don and I left and headed back to Rumor. Our genius idea at 4 am – jumping in the pool. Ha. Skinny dipping in Vegas… I knew it was gonna happen one day. We must’ve been in there for an hour because when security came by to ask us to vacate the pool they said it was after 4. Whoops. Don and I concluded our drunken adventure with a shower that got interrupted by D but was a great laugh.

              Next morning’s flight back to rainy Seattle was painful and unpleasant but being welcomed in Seattle by my best friend and a fifth of vodka was extremely pleasant.

              Vegas, thank you. Thank you for all these stories I’ll tell my grandkids one day! Till next time I shall keep my liver in tip-top shape!

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              • #22
                Awesome

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                • #23
                  That's how you do Vegas, ladies and gentlemen! Great stuff
                  Previous trip: June 30 - July 7, 2011. Stayed at the Palazzo & PH Towers.
                  Returning: Oct 31 - Nov 2, 2014.

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