This is a tale of epic mass proportion. Actually not really it was just me trying to be a little too macho for my own good and it hurt like a mother fucker. But first let me introduce myself in the proper manner.
I'm Aaron and I've been partying with Warren, Kevin(For those who know him as Benny Lava), and Nikki since 07. My favorite club by far not just in Vegas but out of all the clubs I've been to in NY, SF, Seattle, etc... has to be XS. I'm the shot guy in our group as in I'm the one always pouring shots and wanting to take shot after shot. My favorite shot would have to be my signature Southern Comfort 100 Proof(Not that pussy 70 proof shit, this one tastes better and goes down smoother). Favorite beer would have to be any kind of Hefeweizen.
The first night I met Kevin(Who was Nikki's room mate at the time) turned into an epic failure on my part. I was pouring my usual Soco 100 proof shots and I believe we where on 6 shots before the taxi showed up. We took those 6 shots in 30 minutes. Now the thing you need to know about my Soco is it creeps up on you. You're good for a little bit and then it hits you and you say the famous last words of a drunk man "Holy shit, I am fucked up". In the taxi ride to the club I was already drunk so when we got into the club we took another couple of shots. Liquid Cocaine shots and if you don't know what that is. Well it's pretty much one of the hardest shots you can take at a bar/club. Jägermeister, Goldschlager, and Bacardi 151 poured into a glass that's usually 2 shots. After those shots it's where I pulled my epic failure. I have this thing where I lose track of my friends for like 10 minutes and think for some reason they went back to our place like at 11 pm. So I take a taxi by myself all the way back to our place and wake up the next morning passed out on the couch wondering what the fuck happened. I lasted about 20 minutes inside the club and woke up with a massive hangover. This was the beginning of our 4 amigo crew that we have grown to love to party together. Sadly all of us minus Warren have moved away from our home in the Bay. Which makes planning our Vegas trips to reunite even better!
Now on to the tale of the broken elbow. This happened on our first Planned AOD Invasion Trip in August 2011. After a fun ass day at TAO Beach the venue for Thursday night was right back at TAO. The night was going good, had a lot to drink and was going strong feeling invincible. I bet Kevin $20 he wasn't going to hook up with this girl he was macking on and 30 minutes later he was coming up to me with a $20 in hand. The night was still young and I still wanted to party but Kevin was insisting we should go get food and call it a night. I told him just give me another 20 minutes let's go talk to some girls and he said fine 20 more minutes. So after 20 minutes goes by I finally give in and say okay let's go. In our path to the exit, one of the workers was cleaning up a spill and told us to hold on. No problem for Kevin but I on the other hand wait for no one! So I decided to jump over one of the cabana's like it's no big deal. What I didn't know is the cabana was not that sturdy and as soon as I put my foot on it I lost my balance and the cabana and I hit the ground. The drop was a lot steeper then I thought it would be and to not land on my face I attempted to catch myself with my right hand. I did just that except I felt pain that made me want to just lay on the ground crying waiting for someone to come to my rescue. However I just fucked up their cabana and hella people saw me and the exit was in site. So the adrenaline kicked in and I darted to the exit to meet Kevin outside the club. Kevin was waiting outside and saw me clinching my right arm in severe pain. Now my drunk dumbass told another drunk dumbass to push my elbow back into place. As us two idiots attempted to do this every time Kevin touched my elbow I felt so much pain. After 3 failed attempts I said fuck that's it no more. Not even 1 minute later some Asian girl comes up to us and asks if we could take a picture of her and her friends. All I did was look at her with the look of someone who you can tell probably wants to kill you in the very spot you stand in. She then just said sorry and walked away(What a bitch!). Kevin was able to get an EMT to come over to us to check out my arm. This EMT is a dick and says oh it's nothing you just sprained it. I wanted to believe him so I toughened up and we went to go get food at Hardrock which was right across the street from our hotel. I was eating with one hand as I couldn't even use my right arm. The night ended with us finally getting back to our room and having an ice bag prepared for my arm as I would attempt to sleep. The next morning my arm was so swollen it looked like a football. I couldn't even move my arm without being in severe pain. I had to have our friend Nikki zip up my pants because I couldn't do it
. I took a taxi to the hospital and after they did x-rays I was told I had fractured my elbow. Which fucking sucked because this was only the 3rd day into our 5 day trip! I still went out the last night and as some of you who saw me I was support a sling all wrapped up! Although I don't think drinking and taking the drugs they gave me was in my best interest but fuck it this is how we roll!
Here's the pic of one of my X-rays after the surgery I had to have because I was a moron. They put two pins in my elbow as you can see below.
The End! See you all for Halloween! Not looking to break anything on that trip!
I'm Aaron and I've been partying with Warren, Kevin(For those who know him as Benny Lava), and Nikki since 07. My favorite club by far not just in Vegas but out of all the clubs I've been to in NY, SF, Seattle, etc... has to be XS. I'm the shot guy in our group as in I'm the one always pouring shots and wanting to take shot after shot. My favorite shot would have to be my signature Southern Comfort 100 Proof(Not that pussy 70 proof shit, this one tastes better and goes down smoother). Favorite beer would have to be any kind of Hefeweizen.
The first night I met Kevin(Who was Nikki's room mate at the time) turned into an epic failure on my part. I was pouring my usual Soco 100 proof shots and I believe we where on 6 shots before the taxi showed up. We took those 6 shots in 30 minutes. Now the thing you need to know about my Soco is it creeps up on you. You're good for a little bit and then it hits you and you say the famous last words of a drunk man "Holy shit, I am fucked up". In the taxi ride to the club I was already drunk so when we got into the club we took another couple of shots. Liquid Cocaine shots and if you don't know what that is. Well it's pretty much one of the hardest shots you can take at a bar/club. Jägermeister, Goldschlager, and Bacardi 151 poured into a glass that's usually 2 shots. After those shots it's where I pulled my epic failure. I have this thing where I lose track of my friends for like 10 minutes and think for some reason they went back to our place like at 11 pm. So I take a taxi by myself all the way back to our place and wake up the next morning passed out on the couch wondering what the fuck happened. I lasted about 20 minutes inside the club and woke up with a massive hangover. This was the beginning of our 4 amigo crew that we have grown to love to party together. Sadly all of us minus Warren have moved away from our home in the Bay. Which makes planning our Vegas trips to reunite even better!
Now on to the tale of the broken elbow. This happened on our first Planned AOD Invasion Trip in August 2011. After a fun ass day at TAO Beach the venue for Thursday night was right back at TAO. The night was going good, had a lot to drink and was going strong feeling invincible. I bet Kevin $20 he wasn't going to hook up with this girl he was macking on and 30 minutes later he was coming up to me with a $20 in hand. The night was still young and I still wanted to party but Kevin was insisting we should go get food and call it a night. I told him just give me another 20 minutes let's go talk to some girls and he said fine 20 more minutes. So after 20 minutes goes by I finally give in and say okay let's go. In our path to the exit, one of the workers was cleaning up a spill and told us to hold on. No problem for Kevin but I on the other hand wait for no one! So I decided to jump over one of the cabana's like it's no big deal. What I didn't know is the cabana was not that sturdy and as soon as I put my foot on it I lost my balance and the cabana and I hit the ground. The drop was a lot steeper then I thought it would be and to not land on my face I attempted to catch myself with my right hand. I did just that except I felt pain that made me want to just lay on the ground crying waiting for someone to come to my rescue. However I just fucked up their cabana and hella people saw me and the exit was in site. So the adrenaline kicked in and I darted to the exit to meet Kevin outside the club. Kevin was waiting outside and saw me clinching my right arm in severe pain. Now my drunk dumbass told another drunk dumbass to push my elbow back into place. As us two idiots attempted to do this every time Kevin touched my elbow I felt so much pain. After 3 failed attempts I said fuck that's it no more. Not even 1 minute later some Asian girl comes up to us and asks if we could take a picture of her and her friends. All I did was look at her with the look of someone who you can tell probably wants to kill you in the very spot you stand in. She then just said sorry and walked away(What a bitch!). Kevin was able to get an EMT to come over to us to check out my arm. This EMT is a dick and says oh it's nothing you just sprained it. I wanted to believe him so I toughened up and we went to go get food at Hardrock which was right across the street from our hotel. I was eating with one hand as I couldn't even use my right arm. The night ended with us finally getting back to our room and having an ice bag prepared for my arm as I would attempt to sleep. The next morning my arm was so swollen it looked like a football. I couldn't even move my arm without being in severe pain. I had to have our friend Nikki zip up my pants because I couldn't do it
. I took a taxi to the hospital and after they did x-rays I was told I had fractured my elbow. Which fucking sucked because this was only the 3rd day into our 5 day trip! I still went out the last night and as some of you who saw me I was support a sling all wrapped up! Although I don't think drinking and taking the drugs they gave me was in my best interest but fuck it this is how we roll!Here's the pic of one of my X-rays after the surgery I had to have because I was a moron. They put two pins in my elbow as you can see below.
The End! See you all for Halloween! Not looking to break anything on that trip!
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