5 broke girls...and 1 petty bitch

[AusVIP]

Welcome back!!! good to get a kick start to the trip reporting season!!!

[Hiklass]

Sometimes a trip gets so dysfunctional it jus becomes a fun shit show.

[Tara Denise]

Tuesday Part One!



It's obviously not a big day for day clubs, so it's the perfect day for the broke asses and I to get a bungalow somewhere pretty. We went to Drai's and it is SO gorgeous, I'm dying to see it with an actual crowd. For a $300 min, not shabby at all. It was very low key and once everyone finished taki a thousand photos and snapchats and vines and periscopes (never forget that the center of this trip is Trish trying to show her ex she doesn't need him anymore blah blah blah), we had a nice time.



Our server was (of course) stunning and so cool! Lol she even helped me get my swimsuit top and tits arranged correctly, and then we apparently stood around talking about our boobs for what everyone else qualified as an awkwardly long time. I didn't think it was that weird, I was complaining that my "fashion tits" (aka nearly nonexistent) don't really sit right in swimsuits, and she commented that she wishes hers were bigger, and was saying that she might go back in and get more work done. This was a shock to me because her boobs looked SO natural I figured she was just blessed with lovely, perky C cups. So I don't think she needs to get anything done, but understand that in her world, bigger might be better money and shifts. But I am thinking of getting a fresh set and would wan them to look and feel like hers did, so she got me her doctors info. So I mean...not awkward at all, right? Who doesn't compare boobs with their cocktail server?



Bonus here is that this took care of one of my assignments from the mister. Kind of a cheat, but second base is second base.



As we head out, I remind everyone what time our dinner is scheduled, and doubly remind them that we need to be on time because (though I doubt they would) if we are too late and/or no shows, the entire prix fixe meal goes on my card....for all six of us. I'm feeling better about our day because everyone is in a better mood (and claims that they were just tired from travel the previous day) and we are on the guest list that night for Omnia, which I'm very excited to see!



I have no idea what I did to kill time here. I think I napped? Maybe? Oh wait....haha...I think I FaceTimed the Mister from the shower. He was 18 hours he time, so it was first thing in the morning. I usually like to catch him at work with these distractions but I would've been at dinner by then.

[AusVIP]

Pics are too small

[Tara Denise]

Pics are too small

Yeah I've noticed that when I type on my iPad they turn into thumbnails. You know how I'm slowly turning into an old woman who can't work technology? Lol I'll go back and add them from my laptop whenever I manage to post the rest of Tuesday.