Aussie Going Not So Solo....Trip Report May 31 to June 5 2015

[AusVIP]

9am – I am up… I am feeling great considering. I accredit this to the IV, Vitamin B12 shot and nap the evening prior. I know I sound like a broken record about this, but if I have a golden tip… its Do The IV and get a nap in before going out!

So, not knowing what the other Whores are doing, I check into the GroupMe conversation and seen Whore 1 still hasn’t slept, the crazy fucker!

I leave him be and head over to Forum Shops to do some shopping, however first, a bite to eat. Now usually in Vegas I don’t really eat, all my eating patterns are screwed. Last year I basically lived on a bagel with cream cheese sometime around noon and then nothing till dinner. Whilst at forum shops I found a food court just inside Caeasars and grabbed a becon and egg sandwich, which was sensational. So I smashed it in about 5 seconds, along with a Gatorade and did my shopping. This was ideal because I walked through Bellagio to and from Cosmo so the walk was doing my body good.

Tuesday afternoon I spent in the shade and water mist of the boulevard pool. I was texting the whores to get their backsides down here if they werent doing anything, as literally I was falling asleep on the chairs. They were doing their own shopping at the factory outlets and whore 1 was still without sleep. I was a little concerned, however, I knew he had done vegas before, so my concern was quickly alleviated.

In the early evening, I decide to take a walk over the bridge to CVS and pick up some more water. I was going through like 3L a day… which obviously had me in good stead for the trip, first, walked around miracle mile and decided to smash out a kobe beef burger and fries from one of the burger joints over at miracle mile. It was massive (not used to eating such big serves). Grabbed my water and headed back to cosmo for the obligatory nap.

Once again, whore 1 was sending copious amounts of group me messages, to which one read… we need Dr Marty’s help… which I found really weird… but anyways… told the whores to come to my suite and we will leave for Omnia together. Now Tuesday night was the first night the remaining aussie contingent arrived. They were associates of Whore 1…. They were delicately nicknamed the Arabs. In Australia we are far from politically correct… I don’t think they would have minded as we were all mates by the end of it… Mateship over everything… I met the arab connection when I originally met whore 1 prior to coming to vegas… so we all were familiar with one another.

So… I get dressed… put on some beats to get the mood going. Rack up a couple… and then I get the knock on the door…

Was greated with a thunderous ovation from everyone

Gave everyone handshakes and hugs… they brought over some vodka an mixers… drinks started getting poured and I asked whore 1, who is in need of “medical attention” – apropos the groupme message wanting Dr Marty’s help… well one of the Arabs decided to take of his ring that belonged on another finger and put it on his thumb… and now it was going purple because it was too tight and his thumb swelled up now he cant get it off and was in serious pain.

Well there was a bit of laughter and numerous “why the fuck did you do that”… however, I ran his thumb under cold water and slowly began to twist the ring… it took a while and it was hurting him… but he was drinking early so it was a little numbed… eventually I got it to a point where basically I was either going to dislocate his thumb or we were going to lose our first to emergency ward in Las Vegas.

Finally, with some sheer determination and a decent amount of pain… the ring came off… jubilation and applause followed. We drank some more.. chatted between us… racked up a bit more and then all departed by foot to Omnia.

This was good because it was the Arab’s first time in Vegas so they were on sensory overdrive… they didn’t know where to look… I was basically playing tour guide… they were truly in their element.

So we walk over to Omnia with our group in toe… my host once again whisked us all in.

We had a dance floor table in slightly better position than the one I had on Sunday night. The drinks started flowing and the Arabs were hitting it hard early… However, then we started noticing a few interesting things with the Omnia production…

The table next to us was currently empty… then this guy comes out of no where, stands on the table and starts waving a british flag… then these LED panels drop down from the middle of the dancefloor with the union jack, then then LED writing along the walls at the top were reading “the Brititsh Are Coming”… this was all very over the top… I asked my host was there a UK celebrity coming… he said not that he was aware of. Then the flashing glow sticks walked in a group of 10 guys accompanied by 2 security guys to their table. The English flag guy was still waving as they made their enterance. They werent anyone that I knew and they looked all around 30/40 years of age.



Now… not to be upstaged… I was a little annoyed that the Brits has all this representation… So, I texted my host and the conversation went like this:

Me: can you come to the table ASAP
Host: why… is there something wrong
Me: no.. but I need to speak to you ASAP
Host: kk give me 1 minute

My host comes over to the table

Me: I need an Aussie Flag
Host: bottle presentation?
Me: Yep
Host: I don’t know if we have an Aussie flag
Me: What do you mean you don’t have one? Lol
Host: leave it with me let me see what I can do.

So about 30 mins go by, we are continuing drinking, doing shots etc. We actually lose one of the arabs as he has hit it way too hard and has to leave…. Man down… but hey… its Vegas… you gotta pace yourself.

Then my host comes back, and here is the conversation:

Host: Omnia doesn’t have an aussie flag
Me: shit… really… I wanted to do let these british **** know the Aussies are here too!!
Host: I am getting a flagged couriered from Hakkasan to Omnia for the bottle presentation
Me: You my friend are fucking awesome much appreciated.

After my host leaves, I advise whore 1 that I have a special surprise for tonight… he looked at me perplexed, obviously asking what… and I revealed nothing.

About 45 mins later… we had this….

https://v.groupme.com/13709822/2015-...568x320r90.mp4

https://v.groupme.com/13709822/2015-...568x320r90.mp4

The Aussie contingent went absolutely nuts…

There was “Aussie Aussie Aussie… Oy Oy Oy” chants going and everything. The vegas newbies couldn’t even figure out what was happening.

The UK guys were a bit devastated that someone had reigned in on their parade a bit… but it was just good vibes all around that night.

We partied like animals… dancing drinking carrying on… just had the best time…

We were giving drinks away to girls on the dancefloor.. partied with some irish chicks… and drank our way to 4am.

My host took me up to the patio area which was closed off for the night and saw the view at 4am… and it was awesome.

Went toheart of onmia for a bit.. Floyd Mayweather was there and had a whole section roped off.

Met Andre fom the JC forums who came by to say hi…

All in all… an awesome night…

I think the whores and the arabs just set a new Vegas benchmark.

Next Up Wednesday
Day Spas
More Shopping
Caesars Buffet
Carnival Court

[Lynz]

Love the aussie aussie chant

[Sensei Rob]

Haha! I forgot about the ring episode...see my memory is fucked!
I didnt sleep?!? Fuck ive lost it! No TR from me then lol

[CisternaChyli]

That's how you do Vegas man. F'in awesome with the Aussie flag!

[xAmrit]

These guys know how to party, that's for sure.

[wat]

Good work on the Aussie flag. Keep the TR coming!

[Maximus]

Awesome videos, I cant believe I missed the flag waving. You guys did it right, flag from Hakkasan? Just perfect.

You made me recall....we left Omnia early at around 2am that night. Went out to grab a cab, and suddenly one of my buddies is conversing with these 3 huge guys. Each one looks scarier than the other, but they all turned out to be really nice guys. They ask us how Omnia was, chit chat whatever, and then one of them suddenly says "Time to go!" and the three of them walk to a car coming into the driveway of Ceasars. Three even bigger guys come out, one lady, and one really small little dude. Im like, is this some child actor??? It was Mayweather, walking in to Caesars/Omnia with his 6 bodyguards, all about 6 5 and 250 minimum. He was actually nice enough to give a quick hello.

[AusVIP]

Wednesday

After basically having the best night ever in Vegas, it was time for my mid week day spa and massage.

So around 10:30am I head out the door and up the hall to Cosmo’s day spa where I have a full body massage and foot massage to get rid of the toxins already consumed.

The day spa never disappoints at Cosmo, and was a well needed relax. I nearly fell asleep on the table, but it was worth ever second.

This is another one of my non negotiable to keep me organized in Vegas, that’s getting a mid trip massage and spending time at the day spa… call it a little “metro sexual” but hey… its how I roll ☺

So after the day spa, I check into group me and see that Whore 1 has had only 1 hr of sleep (so basically 4 hrs in 2 days) he is truly a champ. I was telling him that I need sleep otherwise I cant function… he is the opposite. No naps, no sleep. Just booze and smokes and spicy chicken fingers at 6am.

After 3 straight days of partying I actually feel great. The only side effect, my ears were ringing constantly, however, if that’s the worst thing that has happened to me, I can live with that.

So, I go over to see the Whores and they were just going to chill then head over to Caesars for the Bucchanal Buffet. Now I have NEVER done a buffet in Vegas… basically because I never eat… so I said yep I am in. First headed over to the factor outlets for some quick shopping, then back to Cosmo dropped off the bags and high footed over to Caesars to meet the whores.

Now…. The buffet…. OMG

The first impression was the sheer size of the food offering. Then the diversity… I had never seen anything like it.

So, as I wasn’t drunk, I thought… pace yourself son… sample sizes and I am basically trying everything!!

This Buffet was a beast… The whores were all in their element.

The highlights of the buffet
- steamed crabs legs ;and
- The briskett

Now you Americans really know how to do BBQ. The brisket ends were UNBELIEVABLE so good… I went back for seconds. We spent over 2 hrs in the buffet which was a fair effort.

The whores and I chatted, Whore 1 was taking photos of every dish that he took like a true tourist…

We all agreed tonight was not going to be a club/table night… so we all decided that Carnival Court was the way to go.

Now I have never been to Carnival court, but it was actually a refreshing break from the clubs. Knowing that Thurs was going to be pool party fat Tao Beach followed by Drais at night.

Now the good thing about Carnival Court is basically the diversity of people that go there. I met a couple of girls from Utah one dressed as a cowboy and one an indian. I tried to get the Indian to come to Tao Beach and Drais but they were in overnight and leaving the next day…

The other thing that resonated at Carnival court was the bar tenders and the drinks. My glass was ¾ vodka ¼ redbull… all for the same price as a standard drink. Obviously Whore 1 was tipping the guy something crazy… but that’s what its all about… looking after people and they look after you!

There was a mix of live music and a DJ. A few bachelorette parties… I met a couple of girls from Germany who came to vegas a few days before and have not been to a club… I was taken aback they just did touristy things.. I was like.. ok… each to their own… I think they werent enlightened with what Vegas had to offer.

So after drinking, dancing a bit, chatting and flirting… 2am hits and we head back to the Cosmo. All in all a good night and great intermission from the clubs.

Here is some vids and pics

Vodka.jpg

https://v.groupme.com/13709822/2015-...568x320r90.mp4

https://v.groupme.com/13709822/2015-...568x320r90.mp4

[Sensei Rob]

Let me add to this:

The 4 whores are chatting away drinking all of a sudden we hear this loud cheering and screaming..look across the bar and there is AUSVIP arms up grinning surrounded by 10 ladies....u sir have the energy of a child and are the life of the party!

[b_d]

Need more, need more! Keep it coming! Great TR!

[AusVIP]

Thursday

Now… things are getting a bit Hazy now.

I wake up between 10am-10:30am. And look on groupme see that Bzl from the forums is delayed.

I contact Whore 1 and get him to come to my suite with Whore 2 as we have a Cabana at Tao beach.

Whores 3 & 4 have decided to do grand canyon… meh… each to their own I guess… I come to vegas to just party and not do touristy things.

Anyways… by around 11:30 I hear a knock at the door… On cue…. Whore 1 and Whore 2 big smiles on their faces… and then a tall blonde bombshell who we have eloquently named FVOAUS (Female Version of AUSVIP (me)).

I had spoken a little via groupme to FVOAUS and she sounded like someone who would definitely be down to party hard. She has a big smile and greeted me with a big hug… We are all set now for Tao Beach.

Now… the problem with Tao Beach if you have never been… is that there is no fucking signs…

We get to the Venetian and wandered aimlessly looking for signs… NADA

I ask a blackjack dealer and he says head “that way”. So we did…. Then I ask a waitress who said you have to take the guest elevators… however, there was security there.

He said go around the corner and get a stamp… so we did…

OMG this is hard work…

Then we go to the 4th floor, walk through a maze and FINALLY find Tao Beach.

We do the necessary money exchanges, more stamps etc and get settled into our Cabana.

https://v.groupme.com/13709822/2015-...568x320r90.mp4

Now Tao Beach I actually loved. It’s a small pool with a cool vibe. People dancing, people chilling… a conga line happened with a group who were on a bachelorette party so it had a bit of everything.

Even one old guy who must have had way too much, sun, drinks and drugs had to get the paramedics out to take him away… meh some people just cant handle vegas.

Anyways… we get cosy in our cabana. Whore 1 is just chilling inside smoking as per normal and having a few drinks. We order initially a margarita pitcher. I go in the water… which mind you its nice and warm and go mingle with some friendlies.

So after we finished the Margerita pitcher… It was time for the fishbowls.

Now fishbowls are a marvelous invention

https://v.groupme.com/13709822/2015-...568x320r90.mp4

They were strong and delish… we smashed three of them…

We met a couple of girls from North Carolina… ones name was Megan (pronounced May-gen”). Whore 1 in his typical aussie way proceeded to yell out MEEEGGGGSSSYYYYYYY which stuck. From now on whenever Megan walked by or was in eye or earshot the whole group yelled out MEGGGGSSSYYYYY, she was either chuffed or embarrassed.

I cant remember the time but the famous BZL joined up with us at Tao. What a stunner… greeted everyone with hugs and kisses basically started dancing the afternoon away from the outset.

Now BZL and FVOAUS were besties and they go way back. They were dancing away together, and boy did they put on a show for us guys ☺

We had little girl on girl dirty dancing and a quick makeout sesh… which I must admit turned me right on… had to go in the pool straight after… just to calm down…

Then whilst BZL was sitting on a cabana chair I proceeded to give her a quick dad bod magic mike style lap dance. Yes I know it should have been the other way around and she had to give me one (of which she still owes me)…. I was actually scared of breaking her legs as she is tiny…

Other highlights included me dancing on the lazy chair with the fishbowl with a towel on my head… yeah I was turned up and racked a few so… I thought anything way fair game.

After that I earnt the nickname of “towel boy”… which I thought was cool… I’ve been called far worse.

We proceeded the carry on till around 5pm at which time we decided better head back to Cosmo as FVOAUS still hadn’t got her bags from South West (who apparently lost her luggage). So we start to make our way back.

Then whilst in the cab we get a message from Whores 3 and 4. They are back in the room from their trip to the Grand Canyon. Whore 1 started cultivating an idea….

Given we had the keys to Whores 3 & 4s room, the plan was to give the key to BZL and FVOAUS to pretend they were hookers that Whores 1 & 2 sent to the room, given that whores 3 & 4 never met BZL or FVOAUS it would be the perfect stitch up.

Whore 1 and I would wait around the corner, and FVOAUS actually would record the whole incident pretending she was sending a text to confirm they actually were in the room, all the while she was going to video record the whole thing.

BZL and FVOAUS played the role of hookers to perfection. BZL even started to undress and one of the whores immediately started walking to the safe to get the $$$ out.

Whores 3 & 4 were heard saying… nah we didn’t order maybe you have the wrong room etc. lots of nervous laughs and looking at one another bamboozled. Within a couple of minutes whore 1 and I burst into the room laughing. They had been had and knew it.

Whore 3 was saying he was about to go to the safe and get the $500 lol.

After all the laughter had died down, I head back to my room, knowing we had to leave for the chandelier bar for a rendezvous with some other JC members at 8pm, and I needed my sleep as we were all booked for a dance floor table at Drais tonight.

Next Up.

Chandalier catchup
Drais

[wat]

HAHAHA.

That's some evil shit to pull on your crew. Good work.

[AusVIP]

After heading back to my room, I pop a sleeping tablet to try and get some rest before heading to Chandalier for the JC catchup.

I tried to get some rest, albeit in vein as I reckon I got about a 30 min snooze… oh well… iron my shirt have a shower, rack up a couple and head over to Chandalier around 8:30pm.

Whores 1 and 2 are already there, having a smoke and just chilling, and slowly the remainder of the troops make their way over. The Arabs also made their way over as they are joining us at Drais tonight. Dex also makes his way over too.

At chandelier it’s the first time we meet Grant from Scotland and his mate Kenny. We also meet Selina and Bri from the forums and their partners. We all have a drink and a chat together. A few photos/selfies etc were taken too. Around 10:30pm we all grab cabs and head over to Drais.

One thing I forgot to mention… was I lost my room key about 6 times this trip including twice in a day. I think reception got a little shitty with me constantly going up asking for room keys lol.. I dunno if it fell out of my pocket or I forgot to pack it. When on vacation my mind goes into a lull where I just go on auto pilot and literally forget things.

Anyways, w head over to drais in a small convoy of cabs. Now our original table location had us sharing a booth at the back of the dancefloor. I was having none of it. I wanted one on the side, so spoke to the host slipped him an extra $300 and presto… we have our own dancefloor booth on the side. It had more room plus there was room to dance on top of the booths.

We also caught up with Amrit from the forums that night as well as Andre also came by. So it was a real good network of JC forumites at Drais.

We met another couple aussies were were there, as well as a batchelorette party form Turkey (who were coincidentally there with their fiancés – I found this strange), but anyways…

Drais music was ok… it was sorta all over the place. First we are getting revved up with some old skool then it changes around then changes to hip hop. It was kind of weird how the DJ was jumping around so much.

The good thing about Drais is their bottle deals. Plenty of Vodka saw us through the night I actually don’t think we got through it all. I was pretty turned up anyways.. so I really didn’t know what was going on. I remember smoking cigars with Whore 2, dancing up on the podium for most of the night…

https://v.groupme.com/13709822/2015-...568x320r90.mp4

I actually cant remember what time I left… but all in all… a great night with the JC crew.

[sh_]

BTW, I didn't get a chance to thank you for letting me hang out with you at Omnia on your first Sunday night. Being a frequent solo traveler I really do appreciate it when people from the forum are kind enough to allow me to be part of their group. Cheers!

[AusVIP]

BTW, I didn't get a chance to thank you for letting me hang out with you at Omnia on your first Sunday night. Being a frequent solo traveler I really do appreciate it when people from the forum are kind enough to allow me to be part of their group. Cheers!

Hey buddy... no problems. Hope you had a good time!!!