March 19th-25th Trip Report

[drozzy]

4 Boys, all early 30's.

AB - Quiet, sort of timid kind of guy until he gets half a beer into him and gets a little excited.
MK - Can party 24/7 if necessary. outgoing, up for anything worthy of experiencing.
LD - As above..
and myself MD - Been pumped for this trip for ages, safely say i did the best work in vegas

Thursday March 19th... The flight to LAX from Australia was the longest 15 hours of my life. Being a fairly tall guy (6'3") and being with a group of guys of similar height, Economy was not the greatest choice when flying with United... but you live you learn.

We landed at LAX at about 6-7AM, didn't sleep any longer than 10-15 minutes total but the excitement took hold when we got onto the flight to Vegas. Landing at abour 4PM, we finally got our cab to the hotel (Cosmopolitan) after waiting in line for about 30 minutes. I remember thinking "there are some hotties here... this will be a good trip" as i looked up and down the line. We dumped our bags at Cosmo and went straight into the mini-bar... at this stage we were so pumped, we didnt really give a shit about the prices, which werent to bad anyway.

The first night was meant to be a "walk around, go to lounges etc" but I'm pretty sure I just said "Fuck it, we'll go to Drai's!". That was the right call, even though we hadn't slept for about 28-30 hours at that stage. Boys were all pumped. Got some vodka, some soda, beers (and lots of it) and started ironing our crinkled shirts....

[Sensei Rob]

Bring it on bloke!!! More....

[ocam]

Haha - not gonna lie - I have refreshed a couple times

[AusVIP]

You know Rob i will be writing one of these for our trip. I will be sending it to you first though for editorial approval

[kman90]

waiting...was that like a teaser?...more pls

[Sensei Rob]

Lol Aus....maybe we should write it together...from 2 different points of view!

[AusVIP]

yeah ok... that would work.. happy to do that. protecting names though... public forum!

[Sensei Rob]

Call me what ever u like! Lol
Should write a Live report!!!

[ocam]

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Call me what ever u like! Lol
Should write a Live report!!!

[drozzy]

We're on our way to Drais about 10:15PM, and the line is long but going quickly. Luckily we've got prepaid tickets to.. whoever the DJ is. We've got a great "buzz" going, after picking up a couple more drinks on the walk to Drais. but we get in and its about 40% packed.. which is find because it's only 10:30PM anyway. "Straight to the bar, boys" after saying hello to some lovely American girls, and taking some happy snaps we park ourselves in the outside area.

I see a group of decent looking girls, straight over to say hello, no hesitation.. we're in Vegas here and im not here for a haircut. The girls are pretty, chatty but one problem.... Australian. I didnt come all this way to talk to Aussie girls, so I excuse myself and straight to another girl I see 5 metres away making eye contact... ill give her a 6/10... that's good enough for me haha! She's got Boston and very chatty. Before you know it, we've making out on the dance floor. Hmmm that way easy.

at the same time... 2 of my boys are in the shit with security for possible illegal activities... i wont go into details, luckily they get off after making up some elaborate stories of being gay that the security somehow believed. it's hilarious but me and the other fella didnt hear from them for hours so we were worried and went back to hotel at about 4am as the place was shutting.. did ask miss boston to join, but didnt happen this time. Oh well! the next couple of nights were more successful

back at the hotel, all the boys got their stories out and had a good laugh until the early hours. in bed, drunk as shit at about 6:30-7AM.

Be

[drozzy]

We wake up friday... i forget what time... LATE!! maybe 1-2PM the day was almost gone. I wake all the boys up and i'm perky as! jumping around "lets get a feed, gents! Omnia tonight!!!" Boys are still waking up, hung over.. but i'm feeling great. Had 1-2 meals (earl of sandwich, maybe some tacos)

Again.. at about 7PM, we're back in our hotel, bottles of vodka and beers and cranking the tunes. Loving the EDM, and got a good upbeat playlist going (high recommend a good quality mini speaker system... got the party started). We had joined rooms so, talking shit, getting ready, drinking, dancing... just good fun. everyone is in a great mood tonight.

when we're all ready, we head down stairs at about 9PM and get a few drinks on the way, and talk to some Americans.. everyone is super friendly, having a good time and the ladies are too... this gets us in a good mood. Straight into Omnia and wow!!! Incredible venue. We head straight to the outdoor area and the view floors us. Best view in Vegas, lads! by far. Again the place is about 40% full, but we dont care, straight to the bar.

We're pretty buzzed now... and when we're buzzed, we're straight onto the ladies. I go in as friendly as possible, no sleazy talk, no expectations, just trying to be friendly. and it seems to work wonders with American girls. I'm no super stud, in fact at home I find it hard! haha.

[drozzy]

So i hook up with a brunette from... i can't remember to be honest. I had to put in some hard yards with her, but got a kiss, got a number and saved it for later. Boys were up and about enjoying themselves a LOT. saw some stunning girls with them and was proud as punch. I even wingmanned for one of the boys and scored big time! What a nice guy i was...

Literally had to be almost escorted out at closing... we were having a blast. In bed at about 6-7am again. Nice and toasted.

Am i dragging out the days a bit much? i feel like i might be haha

[Sensei Rob]

More detail!!!!

Brilliant! Love the aussie chicks part! Screw that...Cant stand our whiney sounding accent...

[wat]

Well that's a fantastic start.

Good work, sir - the accent kills 'em every time.

[drozzy]

Saturday

Our night at XS started with drinks and tunes at our hotel (once again, no surprise).. messages Bobby Y, our host for the night and he gave us some instructions on where to meet. We scored a back wall table, and it was *excellent*. Kaskade was on the decks, and he's one of my fave live DJ's to see, so i was buzzing.

Boys were all a little hung over at first, but perked right up after they saw our table. Intro DJ was great and the place started to fill up... i was really getting into the music and straight into the club to mix it with friendly american girls. chatted to anyone and everyone with a vagina, was in a very talkative mood. loving life at this stage. The drinks are being poured nice and fast and it's starting to get to my head. AB, LD and MK are all out and about and when i get back to the booth, it's empty. boys must be mingling! good!

I look around and see a brunette with a good body and go over and say hello. She's a little cold at first, but after a couple of dad jokes, starts to lighten up and we talk for a bit. Turns out we have heaps in common and i invite her to my table where I offer her a drink. She declines and get necking on. Gorgeous brunette, green eyes from SoCal. Luckily i get a few selfies of her to remember her by.. we talk for a while, go on the dance floor when kaskade hits the decks and by the time I realise what's going on... it's 3:30AM and her friends take her away... damn! I try my luck with the waitress and i'm doing pretty well.. (or so it seems) and I say something along the line "Youve been pouring drinks for me all night, how about I pour you one?", she smiles and says "sure". I grab the Vodka and Cranberry proceed to make a dick out of myself by spilling drinks everywhere... it's clear i'm smashed and she laughs and walks off haha! Great night, but I can't find the boys.. turns out they've each pulled and have messaged me saying they're done fo the night. I'm proud of 'em!

I THINK i walk home, i get offered coke 6-7 times on the way back and just crash onto bed at about 5-6am.. great night.

Go to sleep drunk as shit and the next day turns out to be a cracker!