I've never done this before but you know what, I might want to read this again myself before my next trip so here we go. Shoutout to the first people I've met on here and partied with, Endgame, KinStock77, and Ho_train. Somehow after a night with you guys, I survived and made it back home. Our trip was from April 3 - April 5th. 2 days was all I needed before my body broke down.
The crew:
R - 25 year old girl that was my old roommate. 2 years of non stop awesomeness
Me - 25 year old bro
J - 26 year old bro, me and R's old neighbor
U - 25 year old bro from the college. My main wingman for the weekend.
C - 25 year old girl from college who stayed with us but didn't go out with us
To start this off, this was my third trip to Vegas and the first one I planned. The reason I had to plan this trip was because last year, U and I went on a trip with a friend and his friends and they couldn't handle us. Said we partied too hard and were liabilities. Apparently, when you're in your mid 20s in vegas, you can party too hard and be a liability. Duly noted, go to Vegas with people who actually enjoy having fun. Luckily, with the help of JC, this trip turned out to be the best one yet.
I purposely planned my flight to be around noon so I could sleep in, but nonetheless I woke up at like 6 AM Friday morning too excited to go back to sleep. Off to a good start. My flights are completely unexciting, except that I watched What happens in Vegas, Dodgeball, and the Karate kid (which was 2 hours too long, and Jackie Chan didn't even kick ass). No one was making out or raging or doing anything crazy on my flight to Vegas which I fully expected. I had no attractive flight attendants. Oh well. The only people I talked to said they hated Vegas and were only going back because they lived there...tough crowd.
I arrived last in Vegas around 4. R was there to pick me up because she drove. We arrive at the Venetian and take like 45 minutes to find where the lobby is. Most. confusing. hotel. ever. At least I was able to get a chipotle burrito during that time, though that fell to pieces after a few bites. U arrived the earliest around 9 AM and checked in early with the 20 dollar trick (shit works!), so we finally find him and make it up to the Bella Suite, which is a dope room. I'm pretty much ready to rage at this point, U had already stocked up on water and beer. R and J go to CVS to buy some fireball, more beer, and water. Me, U, and C walk to the cosmopolitan to see my old college roommate. We're pretty much joking about pimping C out the entire walk, which she is happily going along with as long as we all split the profits. Too bad we never got around to making stripper cards out of C haha. We finally make it to the cosmo and find our friends and make it up to their suite. They have like this dope suite with a wrap around balcony, which made our room look like shit. Oh well, vegas isn't about the room experience anyways. We play pong and pregame. C and I are partnered up and we both suck it's honestly embarrassing. After maybe 10 tries, I made 1 cup (Hooray!). U ends up smoking and after about 2 hours of drinking, we decide to cab back to shower around 8 PM and get ready to go out. C stays to hangout with our college friends.
We make it back to the Venetian and rush to eat delicious panda express before going back up to the room. Unfortunately, the minute U gets to the room, he pukes and passes out. It was maybe 9 PM. I thought he'd rally, but nah he was done for the night. Smoked too much. There goes my wingman. So it ends up being me, J, and R at Surrender for the night. I try to iron my clothes. I say try, because I have no idea wtf I'm doing. Water is spilling everywhere out of the iron onto the ironing board and my clothes. I need an adult to help! J finally helps me and ends up practically ironing my clothes for me haha. When we're done, we realize that we can't fold up the ironing board. Did I break that? (We never figured out how to fold up the ironing board, so maybe I did....)
Surrender is pretty dead (for Vegas), the back half of the outdoor area is blocked off because they don't expect it filling up. I was disappointed, but I also kind of enjoyed it because I could actually walk around and go nuts right in front of the DJ. J is mostly blacked out and MIA already, so R and I start mingling. I find a group of bridesmaids and I'm not sure how it started, but they use their phones as flash lights to look at my amazing (basically non existing) chin hair I've been growing for weeks. One day, it'll become a fumanchu. One day. I later find a group by the bar and go on this spiel about how my mom bought my tickets and sent me to vegas to find my future wife (ex wife?). I'm not even sure how I came up with it, but I went with it cause it was I'm pretty sure it entertained everyone in the outdoor area at Surrender. These girls ask me to sit down and I think they asked me if I liked older women or something along those lines. I don't know why I didn't act upon this, but yea....Oh well! One of the brides maid comes up to me so I'm like, alright, cute girl approaching! But she just tells me R and I should hook up. Awkward. About an hour in, R wants to leave and I have no idea where J is. So now I'm raging at Surrender alone. I wish I could say I went crazy, but after a while I was pretty tired and decided to leave. Wynn is the biggest hotel ever so I must've spent a good 30 minutes trying to find the damn exit. THERE WAS NOONE AROUND TO DIRECT ME. I got so lost, but finally make it back to the room and pass out around 2:30.
Saturday morning:
Time zone changes are the worst. I wake up at 5:30 (since it's like 8:30 eastern time) and am wide awake. Luckily, R and U wake up as well and we go forage for food. Surprise surprise, nothing but CVS is open so we buy some gatorade and water. Although U is holding both the pack of water and gatorade the entire time, we decide to explore the palazzo and end up walking around for a good hour or so. He never said anything, but he definitely hated us and his arms were definitely sore haha. The rest of the morning is possibly the most exciting few hours you can imagine. We lay down, try to sleep, and roll around in bed until we can finally get food. Yay 9 AM rolls around! Panda express is open!!!!!!! We literally run to go fill ourselves up with that delicious fried rice. The fatty I am, so I splurge 20 dollars for breakfast because all the food looked great. Best decision of my life! Afterwards, I'm finally feeling tired so R and I go pass out for a bit while U goes to "work out". Which he said consisted of him running 5 minutes on the treadmill and taking 20 minute breaks to look for cute girls haha.
11 rolls around and J, R, U and I are ready to hit the pool! The second we walk out of our hotel, I see these two cute girls walking towards us with pool gear on so I ask them where they're coming from. They said we could get into Tao for free with our hotel keys and there was a open bar for ladies. They tell us they'll meet us there and hook us up with free drinks. Alright nice, Tao beach it is! We spend probably the next 20 minutes looking for Tao, while I tell everyone that Kimmy K's step bro is Djing haha. Some people found this amusing, others ranted about how shitty the Kardashians were. We finally find the pool, but they wouldn't give me a wrist band for the open bar. Ladies only. U tries to "game" the system but convincing them he's gay, but no can do, still no wrist band. I even offered the ladies giving out the wrist bands to get them some drinks and dance all seductively in front of them, but no go. So strict!
I thought I'd get this all into 1 post, but I'm tired of typing haha so I guess I'll just continue it. Coming up is partying with Richard Sherman and the LoB, and of course, BS with the JC Crew saturday night.
The crew:
R - 25 year old girl that was my old roommate. 2 years of non stop awesomeness
Me - 25 year old bro
J - 26 year old bro, me and R's old neighbor
U - 25 year old bro from the college. My main wingman for the weekend.
C - 25 year old girl from college who stayed with us but didn't go out with us
To start this off, this was my third trip to Vegas and the first one I planned. The reason I had to plan this trip was because last year, U and I went on a trip with a friend and his friends and they couldn't handle us. Said we partied too hard and were liabilities. Apparently, when you're in your mid 20s in vegas, you can party too hard and be a liability. Duly noted, go to Vegas with people who actually enjoy having fun. Luckily, with the help of JC, this trip turned out to be the best one yet.
I purposely planned my flight to be around noon so I could sleep in, but nonetheless I woke up at like 6 AM Friday morning too excited to go back to sleep. Off to a good start. My flights are completely unexciting, except that I watched What happens in Vegas, Dodgeball, and the Karate kid (which was 2 hours too long, and Jackie Chan didn't even kick ass). No one was making out or raging or doing anything crazy on my flight to Vegas which I fully expected. I had no attractive flight attendants. Oh well. The only people I talked to said they hated Vegas and were only going back because they lived there...tough crowd.
I arrived last in Vegas around 4. R was there to pick me up because she drove. We arrive at the Venetian and take like 45 minutes to find where the lobby is. Most. confusing. hotel. ever. At least I was able to get a chipotle burrito during that time, though that fell to pieces after a few bites. U arrived the earliest around 9 AM and checked in early with the 20 dollar trick (shit works!), so we finally find him and make it up to the Bella Suite, which is a dope room. I'm pretty much ready to rage at this point, U had already stocked up on water and beer. R and J go to CVS to buy some fireball, more beer, and water. Me, U, and C walk to the cosmopolitan to see my old college roommate. We're pretty much joking about pimping C out the entire walk, which she is happily going along with as long as we all split the profits. Too bad we never got around to making stripper cards out of C haha. We finally make it to the cosmo and find our friends and make it up to their suite. They have like this dope suite with a wrap around balcony, which made our room look like shit. Oh well, vegas isn't about the room experience anyways. We play pong and pregame. C and I are partnered up and we both suck it's honestly embarrassing. After maybe 10 tries, I made 1 cup (Hooray!). U ends up smoking and after about 2 hours of drinking, we decide to cab back to shower around 8 PM and get ready to go out. C stays to hangout with our college friends.
We make it back to the Venetian and rush to eat delicious panda express before going back up to the room. Unfortunately, the minute U gets to the room, he pukes and passes out. It was maybe 9 PM. I thought he'd rally, but nah he was done for the night. Smoked too much. There goes my wingman. So it ends up being me, J, and R at Surrender for the night. I try to iron my clothes. I say try, because I have no idea wtf I'm doing. Water is spilling everywhere out of the iron onto the ironing board and my clothes. I need an adult to help! J finally helps me and ends up practically ironing my clothes for me haha. When we're done, we realize that we can't fold up the ironing board. Did I break that? (We never figured out how to fold up the ironing board, so maybe I did....)
Surrender is pretty dead (for Vegas), the back half of the outdoor area is blocked off because they don't expect it filling up. I was disappointed, but I also kind of enjoyed it because I could actually walk around and go nuts right in front of the DJ. J is mostly blacked out and MIA already, so R and I start mingling. I find a group of bridesmaids and I'm not sure how it started, but they use their phones as flash lights to look at my amazing (basically non existing) chin hair I've been growing for weeks. One day, it'll become a fumanchu. One day. I later find a group by the bar and go on this spiel about how my mom bought my tickets and sent me to vegas to find my future wife (ex wife?). I'm not even sure how I came up with it, but I went with it cause it was I'm pretty sure it entertained everyone in the outdoor area at Surrender. These girls ask me to sit down and I think they asked me if I liked older women or something along those lines. I don't know why I didn't act upon this, but yea....Oh well! One of the brides maid comes up to me so I'm like, alright, cute girl approaching! But she just tells me R and I should hook up. Awkward. About an hour in, R wants to leave and I have no idea where J is. So now I'm raging at Surrender alone. I wish I could say I went crazy, but after a while I was pretty tired and decided to leave. Wynn is the biggest hotel ever so I must've spent a good 30 minutes trying to find the damn exit. THERE WAS NOONE AROUND TO DIRECT ME. I got so lost, but finally make it back to the room and pass out around 2:30.
Saturday morning:
Time zone changes are the worst. I wake up at 5:30 (since it's like 8:30 eastern time) and am wide awake. Luckily, R and U wake up as well and we go forage for food. Surprise surprise, nothing but CVS is open so we buy some gatorade and water. Although U is holding both the pack of water and gatorade the entire time, we decide to explore the palazzo and end up walking around for a good hour or so. He never said anything, but he definitely hated us and his arms were definitely sore haha. The rest of the morning is possibly the most exciting few hours you can imagine. We lay down, try to sleep, and roll around in bed until we can finally get food. Yay 9 AM rolls around! Panda express is open!!!!!!! We literally run to go fill ourselves up with that delicious fried rice. The fatty I am, so I splurge 20 dollars for breakfast because all the food looked great. Best decision of my life! Afterwards, I'm finally feeling tired so R and I go pass out for a bit while U goes to "work out". Which he said consisted of him running 5 minutes on the treadmill and taking 20 minute breaks to look for cute girls haha.
11 rolls around and J, R, U and I are ready to hit the pool! The second we walk out of our hotel, I see these two cute girls walking towards us with pool gear on so I ask them where they're coming from. They said we could get into Tao for free with our hotel keys and there was a open bar for ladies. They tell us they'll meet us there and hook us up with free drinks. Alright nice, Tao beach it is! We spend probably the next 20 minutes looking for Tao, while I tell everyone that Kimmy K's step bro is Djing haha. Some people found this amusing, others ranted about how shitty the Kardashians were. We finally find the pool, but they wouldn't give me a wrist band for the open bar. Ladies only. U tries to "game" the system but convincing them he's gay, but no can do, still no wrist band. I even offered the ladies giving out the wrist bands to get them some drinks and dance all seductively in front of them, but no go. So strict!
I thought I'd get this all into 1 post, but I'm tired of typing haha so I guess I'll just continue it. Coming up is partying with Richard Sherman and the LoB, and of course, BS with the JC Crew saturday night.
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