Booty bumping, fist pumping, GF dumping: girls trip!!!

[kp3205]

Outstanding trip report....long golf clap

Trying to picture the whole prosthetic arm scene. Only in Vegas can a stunt like that be pulled off!!

Cheers!

[mrdobalina]

Friday

I didn’t get much sleep on Thursday night. I never sleep cuz sleep is the cousin of death (if you don’t know that reference, I am not explaining it and I feel sad for you). I was struggling a little bit on Friday.

I had been texting a new friend from the forums here. Shout out to J, the hottie with a body! We had made plans to meet up at daylight that day. We were quote $1500 for a daybed. Our host said that it was bc it was a fight weekend and they were pretty near sold out. There was literally no way for the four of us to blow through that much. Kinda lightweight, ya know? So we decided to risk it and go without anything secured. Good move us. We arrived at around 12pm and there were so many empty daybeds. We were able to get one for a $300 minimum. Piece of cake, we can get through that! We ordered some pitchers of strawberry drinks and some other delicious girly drinks.

J came down from his cabana and said hello. At this point I was rocked. So drunk, running on fumes of sleep. Sorry we didn’t get to hang as much. I’m lame. My friend and his boys came through at around 2 and they got a daybed as well. I spent most of the day lounging on their daybed being lame and not fun at all. I started to feel better after 230.

We met some cute girls also from NYC. One of them actually went to NYU with me and was in my program, but we never crossed paths. What a small world.

We left daylight around 5 I think. Had a nap and got dressed for Light.

Ok so I forgot to mention this one important piece of info. To start, we were a foursome. Our friend Amanda decided not to come early in the planning stages.
We get a group text from Amanda at around 11pm, telling us that she last minute caught an evening flight and had just landed, had done her make up on the plane and was coming to the hotel to drop off her bags and change into her dress. Where were we going tonight? We all texted her back, “WTF. What are you doing here? Are you ok? We’re so excited you came! But is there drama and that’s why you’re here?” I was certain it was because of drama. Amanda’s the type that seems very serious but not in a bitchy way. She gives off an I’ve got my shit together kind of vibe. She’s never done anything so spontaneous and (awesome) crazy.

Most annoying thing of life though, she stopped answering our texts!!! Dammit woman! So obviously we waited for her.

We were right, she came because of drama. She found out some not great stuff about her BF and here she was. I shit you not, this actually happened. I honestly felt like I was in a drunken Vegas movie. But back to Amanda. I was so happy that she came. She’s so fun to party with in Vegas. The five of us make such a good group. So Amanda was in a slow burn anger kind of mood… eek. Not very conducive to making new friends. But once she started drinking she loosened up. She explained what happened and we said all the usual cheer your girlfriend up things. I think by 12 we were ready to go.

Note to all my ladies: doing make up on the plane isn’t as good an idea as Amanda thought. The lighting was bad and she ended up looking a little hookerish. And not in a hot way. Amanda had to redo her eye make up lol.

So we had connected with Nick at VIP4free and he was great at helping us out. We had originally planned to take the limo, but for obvious reasons had to cancel. We hopped into an escalade and got to Light prob by 12:30. There was a pretty substantial guestlist line. The table line wasn’t too long though.

Because we didn’t take the limo, we had to meet someone in front of the club. We met a woman. I can’t remember her name but she had us walked in right away. Shout out to VIP4Free and the woman in the cute purple dress.

I had never been to Light before. Wow. Ok, so my memory about the club is a little hazy because we were making sure to solidly pregame before going out. I remember it being laid out sort of like a stadium with all the booths surrounding the DJ. The LED screen was blinding. I brought sunglasses lol.

Our friends from the night before had a table here so I texted that guy and gave the booth number to one of the bouncers and he walked us over. I think they were midway down from the top in a corner. Again, very hazy lol. I am in love with Light. Sorry Hak, you’re bumped as my fave Vegas club.

The sound, the lights, the confetti, the cirque performers… sensory overload and I LOVE it. Though I wonder, where do you stand if you don’t have a table? I vaguely remember a bar by the washrooms, but is that it? It seemed to me that all the tiers were for table reservations.

We got to the table and all the guys were sitting along the backs of the booth. The guy that walked us literally presented us to the guys, wave of his arm and everything. I was feeling a little awkward and shy because I was a little embarrassed about how forward I was last night so I was staring at my toes lol. So lame.

The waitress poured me and the girls ciroc and cran. Oh god so yummy! I introduced Amanda to all of the guys. They were happy about our newest team member. I sat with my friend and danced with him a bit. Most of these guys were not really about dancing. Boorrrring. So I danced with my girls. We love dancing. It’s our cardio.

I forget who the DJ was. I feel like it was Laidback Luke. Whoever it was, the music was amazing. We ended up leaving together at around 3am. The boys grabbed a limo and we hitched a ride with them. Again, so convenient that we were in the same hotel. The limo ride was fun. These guys were smooth. They had good game. And genuinely didn’t seem like dicks. They made sure that we were well taken care of the entire time we were with them.

Gentlemen, it’s surprising what a little bit of chivalry can do to women. Us ladies were falling all over these guys. When we got to Aria everyone scattered lol. No words really. All I remember was hearing “11am Wet Republic!!!” I went up to my friends room and hung out there for a bit. He ordered room service, which was decent. We shared quesadillas and a Caesar salad.

I left at around 9:30am and went down to our suite. I texted the girls to tell them I was doing a coffee run. They were in various states of consciousness, so I just grabbed drinks for me and Alyssa and Amanda, the only two back in our room. When I went down to get coffee I saw a group of girls who were clearly doing the walk of shame. They were shoeless, ew! All carrying their stilettos. Disgusting. Honestly buy fast flats for $10 from target. They fit perfectly in a clutch.

sleep is the cousin of death in a Vegas state of mind. I see you're a nas fan

[ronin1127]

Great tr

[dnix]

Nice work

[Solochick]

Ready your TRs has got me so excited for my trip! I think my housemate is sick of me randomly screaming out 'I'm soexcited!!' While staring at my phone.
I'm hoping I can have just as much fun as it seems you have even though I'll be doing it solo.

[Scottish_Vegaslover]

Cracking TR, enjoyable read.

[RoxieCris]

This is the best TR i've ever read!!! I agreed with you on the age thing. I'm 27 now and I can't go hard like I did at 21. I am also married going to Vegas with my girls next year but we don't have an understanding which is cool, I don't really like the game playing anymore but its nice to see young couples being mature about it!! Thumbs up chick!! This TR reminds me of many of my old trips Hope you and hubby had fun. We went together in May and it was his first time. He blacked out and peed on somebody head. LMFAO.... Funny shit but we didn't really rave much but we ate and enjoyed the other side of Vegas. All of it is fun and hard to do even in a WEEK!

[ccc]

Whelp, thankfully I'll be in Vegas in two weeks or this TR would have me planning a trip. Great report. Might just make my placeholder booking for mAyOD now.

[boxim]

I feel you on the keep the TR's coming... why do i feel like this forum is secretly a support group?... every trip report i read i feel like i want to party with the poster, i just feel like JCers know how to do it in Vegas.... Great TR, standing ovation

[wat]

Nice work - mad props on that TR!

[k8ertot]

Awesome trip report!! I loved reading it! You made me so excited for my upcoming trip.

[drozzy]

very entertaining story... and i dont mean to be rude, but how many times when you had bottle service did you actually pay for anything?

what i'm trying to get at is, if a hottie sat next to me when i'm with my friends in vegas in march and she drank my drinks, talked etc, then left when the drinks ran dry, i'd feel a little pissed off.

[ARB]

Thanks for the love!! Writing about Vegas might be the best way to relive the debauchery

Saturday – day

I got our coffees headed up to room. Traded war stories with Alyssa and showered. By the time I was out of the shower the other girls had come back. So everyone was showered by 11:30am. We were seriously running behind, struggling to live a little. So much for being at Wet by 11. We decided to skip WR and went to Marquee instead. Anna got us on guestlist but we didn’t end up leaving our room till almost 1pm because of how stupid slow we were.

Apparently, Amanda hooked up with one of the boys in the limo. He paid the driver to drive them up and down the strip while they got it on. My girl! From being Ms. I don’t do that kind of thing to Ms. Down for anything in less than 24 hours. Funny how a catastrophic breakup can shake things up. You go girl with your badass self.

Our guy friends were also at Marquee, but we didn’t really want to hang out with them again. Didn’t wanna seem like we were thirsty hoes or trying to be their Vegas GFs, so we didn’t tell them about our change of plans. We missed gustlist, but we asked the bouncer very nicely if there was anything he could do for us. He asked us to wait a minute, spoke to someone and then walked us to the elevators. I went to pass him $40, but he insisted that I keep it. Seriously. Wow! I took his contact for the next time we’re in Vegas.

Marquee was crazy. People everywhere. The pools, the tables, bars. We went to the bar and grabbed drinks and started to make our first round to find a place to chill and dance. I was on the lookout for the guys so we could avoid them.

We ended up meeting a group of guys and girls from Canada. One of the girls said she liked my tattoo and we started talking. The whole group was so friendly, even the girls. They invited us to their cabana. We were in one of the cabanas that have a pool in front of it. Honestly, I could get used to that cabana life ☺

Turns out the girls had just met the guys that day. They were cool chicks. So cool that I took one of their numbers to hang out with sometime again that weekend. I never do that!

Kaskade was DJing and he was ok. People were going wild to him, but I just thought he was decent. Maybe because I’m getting old, but I thought his set was very commercial and EDMish. EDM what a stupid term. I grew up in the era of house music, different vibes. Everything sounds kind of the same to me today. But I was no Debbie Downer! I still partied my little heart out. It just took more vodka.

The guys were there for a bachelor party and were really letting loose. The bachelor was a pretty reserved, quiet kinda guy. Never been to Vegas. Upstanding citizen kind of vibe. So all the girls conspired to make this pool party one to remember for him. Me and Anna both had bright lipsticks. We got every hot girl we could to come over and take a mini shot with the bachelor and then apply the lipstick and kiss him anywhere on his body. The poor pasty white guy was COVERED in pink and red lipstick all over his upper body, neck and face. It was amazing. Bachelor had a smile from ear to ear. I loved it.

I was on my way to the washroom with Anna when we ran into our favorite boys. My friend was chilling in their cabana and he called me over. The conversation is kinda hazy but Anna tells me that he was trying to leave with me again. I recall another French screaming match…

“QUI PREND QUELQU’UN A L’HOTEL APRES UNE FETE A LA PISCINE?!”

Roughly translated to, “who the fuck takes someone home after a pool party?!” Damn, Ms. Cockblock strikes again, this time though she won. Who knew that my bestie was such a prude? Thank god for girlfriends though. I was in no shape to leave with anyone but the girls.

I think we ended up leaving at around 6pm. It seemed pretty late. Thank God we were so close to our hotel. I don’t think I could have handled being in a moving vehicle. I was really doing my best to be put together, but I was trashed. Like black out lol. All I remember was having to stumble down the Marquee death stairs and then next thing I know, I was back in our room waking up from my alcohol fueled coma. How I managed to shower before passing out, I’ll never know.

Side note, when I woke up Anna was nowhere to be found. Hypocrite!

Next... Saturday night

Awesome TR and great usage of the word debauchery.

[silverurfa23]

This was very enjoyable and you should totally look into being a travel writer . I'm in vegas in about a month and you got me hyped!!

[Big35Hurt]

Great TR!!! Thanks for sharing!!!