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    I've read pretty much every TR here and yet haven't gotten around to writing my own. I figured it was time. Please note that this was in July 2012 so my memory of some nights is sketchy - in part to the time that has passed but largely part to the excessive consumed amounts of everything. In saying that though I do want to give this trip justice so expect detailed accounts of what I do remember. So with that out of the way I present to you, 12 Nights in July...

    First, a bit of background.

    S - 21, single.
    Bob - S' dad. The gambler.
    T - 22, in a relationship.
    G - 22, in a relationship.
    C - 22, in a relationship. Identical twins with G.

    With T, G & C all in fairly committed relationships, S & myself spent the majority of 2012 killing brain cells by wasting away every weekend leading up to the trip. We didn't exactly save ourselves for Vegas, but with the newly opened Marquee Sydney, the nightlife in Australia changed completely. Bottle service in Sydney was a pretty foreign concept until Marquee arrived - now it's all the hype.

    For everyone else, it was their first trip to Vegas. I however had been visiting since 2008 for an annual conference. Though being under 21 for every trip - nights were mostly spent in my room alone with Vodka. It was also in the middle of winter so a trip in July, being of age and actually with friends this time - as far as I was concerned it was my first visit to Vegas too.

    Bored yet? Sorry. Let's begin. Sort of.

    Day -1

    Yeah -1. The night before S and Bob had booked a 3 bedroom apartment at the casino in Sydney to have a pre-send off party. Being a Wednesday we kept the night relatively quiet. Ordered room service and settled in to have a relaxing night - until I get a call from a girl that I had met at Marquee earlier in the year. She's around and wants to visit. Cool. She comes to the room in a tight white semi see-through dress that you can clearly see her lingerie through. Well ok then. A quick introduction to the boys and we're off to my room. Fantastic pre-start to the pre-trip party.

    A side note - while I've made her sound like a whore the girl is actually really nice.

    After doing what had to be done I discover that she works for the airline we're flying on the next day. This night just keeps getting better and better. 14 hours in economy is not fun so I beg for an upgrade, but only if it meant all of us could be upgraded. Total long shot but she promised she'd do whatever she could.

    By the time she left all of the boys were ready to sleep. So that we did. Or at least tried to. The excitement was ridiculous at this point.

    Day 0

    We all wake up around the same time. Order breakfast as we all find out that we just about got as much sleep as each other. But never mind, its not like we'll need the energy to sit down for 14 hours. We realise that we're cutting it pretty close so we quickly check out and head down to valet - of course there's a stunning black BMW to take us to the airport. Of course. The perfect start gets perfect-er.

    Thankfully the line for check in is short. Sure enough, girl-from-night-before is at the desk and calls us over. Bad news - flight's completely full so no upgrade. Good news - priority passes for immigration/customs in Sydney and at LAX. Apparently the flight the day before was half empty and she would've been able to upgrade us all. Oh well. Alcohol it is.

    Bob's booked into business class because well, he's Bob and he can. So we board the plane, he turns left into heaven and we turn right into hell. I think the only thing that kept us sane was that we were traveling at 950kmh/590mph towards our happy place. There's always a point during a long haul flight, especially when you can't sleep, where you wish that you just didn't bother and stayed home. What's the point of this trip. I'm over it.

    Day 1

    So we land at LAX. It's probably fatigue but every time I land in America it feels totally surreal. As if I've stepped out of my body and am watching a dream. Until the immigration officers snap you back to reality and interrogate you.

    Surprisingly it didn't take too long so we have time to grab something to eat. For the past 4 years they've had to listen to me praise God's food. The food from heaven itself...





    Needless to say they ALL thought the hype was totally justified and this would become somewhat of a staple for the rest of the trip.

    A quick taxi ride to the other terminal as we wait for our quick flight to Vegas. But wait! It's delayed. What a surprise. After an hour or so the plane finally turns up and the queuing begins. But wait again! It's overbooked. We might be bumped from this flight to a later one that evening. If its one thing you guys don't do right it's domestic flights. Every time I fly within the country its a total shitfight. The absolute last thing you want to deal with after a sleepless 14 hour flight. One by one we're called up the counter and receive our boarding passes. The flight begins boarding but G still hasn't received one. It looks like he'll be bumped. He says not to worry and go ahead, he'll catch up with us later. We're all pretty bummed and take our seats on the plane -- "wait is that G?" Yes he made it on! "... wait why is he sitting in the 1st row?"

    ... He'd been upgraded to first class. Asshole.

    After 40 minutes we land. The landing in Vegas always scares the shit out of me. I always seem to be on the plane that catches a massive crosswind and sends it swaying. But whatever we made it alive. There's no gate available so we'll be disembarking onto the tarmac. The doors open and BAM -the 40C/104F wind hits us. Ahh yes. I love heat so the next 12 nights will be amazing.

    So we all collect our luggage. Except for the twins. Delta had left theirs at LAX. Thanks again. To their credit though they said it would be delivered to the hotel as soon as it arrives and they were given a "survival kit" with toiletries, pj's and a shirt. They were also told that $50 would be reimbursed if they had to buy anything else.

    So Bob was put in contact with a host at Wynn/Encore before we left and organised the rooms etc. Sure enough a beautiful Wynn limo was waiting for us at the airport. Sinatra playing very softly, probably not the best for 21-22 year olds but after being up for 30 hours we're not in the mood for Champagne Showers just yet. Few nice little details inside...



    Around 15 minutes later we're at Encore. Bob's host greets us at the limo and we head straight into the elevator. Keys have already been cut. This was our first indication that host service here is on a totally different level. As we walk through the hotel we quickly realise just how incredible it is. Pictures don't do the place justice - the quality of materials, the smell and general feel of the place is (at least at the time) unmatched by any other hotel.

    Let's check out the main suite first. We all smile as we approach the big black HEAVY double doors. They open...



    Oh my. The salon suite. To be continued...

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    We're all pretty gobsmacked at the size of the suite. Again, pictures don't do it justice. I'm a fan of more modern decor in hotels - Aria, Cosmopolitan etc. so when I found out that we were staying at Encore I wasn't sure if I'd like the "classic" look. But it nails and goes above contemporary and oozes class. Everything seems larger than life - the lamps, lounges, chairs are huge. As is the TV. To our immediate left is a massage room, to the right a small bathroom. The living area is mostly made up of large, open space but I love it.

    The master is something else.



    I didn't get a picture of the bathroom but it seemed as big as the room itself. Unbelievable.



    Looking out from the master to the main room.

    S had a connecting tower suite (seen in the above pic in the distance). The tower suite is pretty much exactly the same as the regular rooms in the hotel, only that the decor matches the salon suite.

    Bob's host brought up a bottle of Veuve to mark the start of the trip so we each had a glass while soaking up the view down the strip on the 31st floor. After downing that it was time to check out our own rooms - thankfully we were also on the 31st floor but a fair walk down from the salon suite.

    The room is huge. It's more of a "half suite" as the lounge area isn't separated by a wall/door, just a partition which the TV sits on. The bathroom has a great shower, full sized bath, double vanity and separate room for the toilet. Really quite impressive for the lowest room category of the hotel.



    After the initial excitement the jetlag really started to hit around 8PM. I crashed on the lounge for a couple hours then woke up to tell everyone to get up cause we're making the most of every night that we're here. It was a struggle but by 11 S, T and myself were on our way to Tao. G & C couldn't do it. We agreed that it would be a quiet night - have a couple drinks then leave.

    As we approach Tao we see there's a massive line. Being regulars of Marquee Sydney finally paid off and we were put in contact with a host at Tao. We skipped the line and were given a brief tour of the venue - we were loving it. Eventually the host brings us to an available table and S whips out the credit card. Quiet night no more. A bottle of Ciroq and Veuve is ordered and we're off. 10 minutes later a group of 4 cute british girls occupy the table next to us - pretty sure it was comped as they only had champagne but that's fine, drink ours. I'm making progress with one of the girls and soon enough the alcohol is gone. But S already has it covered, another bottle of Ciroq is on its way. This is where it starts to get really blurry. Apparently I had been dancing and talking to my girl but the group left suddenly. At some point in the night the host came over to us and said "I'm going to change the game". He brought us over to another table where ridiculous amounts of everything were drank. We all don't remember any of this but we had the evidence on our gopro. I can confidently say that I have never been that drunk ever.

    Day 2

    I wake up at 4 something PM, roll over and notice my suitcase isn't where I had left it. My phone and wallet are missing. I know I'm in Encore but who's room? Did someone from Tao take me back? Did someone steal my stuff? Brown L shaped lounge - a ha! S' room. I open a door and walk into familiar-land otherwise known as Bob's Salon suite. Bob is watching TV and laughs as soon as he sees me walk in. I apparently passed out in the massage room so Bob picked me up and put me into bed. I also apparently slept-walked a couple of times saying "1/2 pounds" and "its in the top drawer". This was all gibberish as no, there were no drugs nor did we or I have any.
    Last edited by Liroquai; 07-10-2014, 07:15 AM.

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    • #3
      lol awesome read so far

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      • #4
        Bob informs us that his host has booked us in for dinner at SW at 7, which became 8 and eventually 9. We rolled up at 9:30. We were too hungover to function and getting ready took a long, long time. Again, the power of hosts here is unbelievable. We were a party of 6 wanting to eat at (apparently) the best steakhouse in Vegas on a Friday night. And the booking was made at 6PM. We found that wherever and whenever we'd want to eat, it was never a problem. Oh you'll be hours late? Fantastic, be our guest. I guess Wynn doesn't want to piss off their gamblers, not that Bob is the demanding/fussy type.

        SW was ok. It might've been that I was too hungover to appreciate it, but at the time I definitely thought I'd had better steaks in Sydney. Lake of Dreams was really cool though.

        We couldn't believe that we had practically just woken up, ate and it was now time to do last night all over again. Tonight we had decided on Tryst. In hindsight, here's where I'm kicking myself for not finding JC earlier and understanding the true club/club host culture. We had a 1.5k min table but were placed right out next to the waterfall. Well and truly out of the action. It was nice in that we had a place to get away from the dancefloor, but at the same time a pain as we needed the music and action to wake us up. We didn't tip whoever allocated us our table and I guess the location spoke for itself. I'm sure a couple hundred would've landed us an inside table at least and a much better night as a result.

        In saying that though we all found it extremely hard to down any drinks. We were there for a couple hours just chilling. S found a pretty cute girl and was chatting her up. Eventually I made my way to the dancefloor to try and dance my hangover away - 20 minutes later EVERYONE had left. The table had been cleared. I was pretty pissed because only 20 minutes ago there was still at least 1/4 of the magnum Grey Goose left. So I went to the bar alone chasing a buzz that wouldn't eventuate so it was back to the Salon suite to see where everyone had gone. Knock knock...

        ... I can hear 2 girls giggling. Is my night about to do a 180 and become amazing?

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        • #5
          I think it will....
          Palms Place - 2008
          Aria - NYE 2011
          Luxor - 2012
          Aria - July 30th - August 5th 2014
          Aria - July 30th - August 3rd 2016


          My favorite drink is the next one

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          • #6
            I knock again. They're obviously not hearing it so I decide to just head back to my room. As soon as I start walking the doors open, it's S.

            "Quick, come in, I need a wingman"

            So it's S & 2 girls. S wants the blonde so I start talking to the brunette. She keeps telling the blonde that they need to go back to the club NOW and isn't having any of my super smooth talk. The jetlagged hangover from hell seemed to intensify at this point but I had to find a distraction so S can close. Looks like he found his own though as the blonde took a serious interest in the massage room. The brunette quickly realises that all hope is lost and settles in. The only thing on my mind now is bed and definitely not having to make fake conversation with this girl. Thankfully an hour later I was fast aleep in the stupidly comfortable Wynncore bed.

            Day 3

            I wake up at 5PM after a solid 13 hours sleep.

            Side note: If there's one thing that we all regret about this trip it's sleeping away every single day. We literally only saw 1-2 hours of daylight every day. Despite being in the middle of Summer we didn't make it to one dayclub but the truth is, we were writing ourselves off every night and without getting solid sleep we probably would've died. We also typically discovered NOHO, Hangover Heaven and other hangover remedies on the last day. I also have to put a lot of the blame on the beds. If you've stayed there you know how dangerously comfortable they are. Couple that with the blackout blinds and you can sleep for days. Some days I would only wake up from the bass of EBC...



            Well that's EBC empty. But that's looking down from my room.

            S & myself head over to Fashion Show Mall to grab something to eat at the food court. We discuss the plans for the night and decide on XS. I don't remember what we did between now and the club so I'll just skip to XS.

            Bob makes a call to his host to see if he can organise entry for us. Once again it's no problem, we were escorted in - I actually don't remember stopping at all, we passed all the lines and were straight in. Definitely a look-at-us moment First impressions were wow this club is beautiful but SHIT this club is rammed. I was actually gobsmacked at the amount of people they let in. At a bottleneck you would have to force your way through crowds. It was crazy. We looked at the lines at the bars and decided on a table with a $1k min. We waited for about 30 mins before our table was allocated - once again the power of tipping (or lack thereof) coming into play. The host brings us to an outside table, all the way at the very back on the grass. You literally could not be any further away from the action. We all decide that if this is where they want to seat us we'll just leave and go somewhere else. S messages the host to cancel the table and sure enough, he's found a table right beside the pool. Still a little far away for my liking but infinitely better than what we were initially given.



            Magnum of goose is ordered and we are on our way. There was a hens party next to us and they "just LOVE aussies" so we merged and had a great time. Fun group of girls. S & I started talking to a couple of cute girls from San Fran that were in town for the night with their Mum (who was back at the Luxor). At some point in the night a shady looking guy claiming to be from Drai's approaches us and tells us to head there when XS closes. We have no intention of going and he didn't seem legit at all, but we grab his number anyway.

            Gets a little blurry here but next thing I know the twins and T have left and it's just S, myself and the girls. XS seems to be closing and the girls lead us out through some secret exit outside and back into the casino. We head back up to the salon suite, drink some more etc. At this point it's around 5am but we're still pretty buzzed so we head out again. For some reason we grab a limo (we were probably trying to impress the girls lol) and head to Drai's. When we get there it is a total shitfight. At least a couple hundred people surrounding the entrance that are all trying to get the attention of a host or bouncer. It was LOUD and there was a lot of pissed off drunk people. We conclude that there's no way of getting in until I remember that I have the shady guy's number that we met at XS. We give him a call and he tells us that he's been banned from Bill's and he can't do anything for us. LOL. Ok then.

            Somehow 15 mins later we're inside. I thought $30 cover was steep for what it was. We ended up just chilling on a lounge and chatting to the girls before heading back to Encore. Some fun was had back in the room until their Mum called telling them to go downstairs because she's outside and they need to leave to head back to SF. Oh well. Off they went and off we went to bed at 8am.

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            • #7
              WOW, that Salon suite looks like its out of a movie or something. What does "Bob" do for a living anyways? Glad to see that Vegas hasn't lost its charms on all the international folk .

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              • #8
                Nice report so far!! Makes me want to stay at the Wynn

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                • #9
                  Thanks guys Bob's role in his company is probably a little too specific so I can't say unfortunately.

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                  Day 4

                  I distinctly remembering the bass of EBC waking me up on this day. I had a pounding headache and wasn't appreciating it at all. Once again we had all woken up around 3-4PM. Another day wasted. I also remember starting to feel a little sick on this day - no sun, air con and drinks were taking a big toll.

                  Soon enough it was time for dinner - Mizumi Teppanyaki. $70-75/head got us a mixed greens/tofu salad, miso soup, shrimp with mushrooms (mind blowing) and a choice of meat; shrimp/scallops/bass/chicken/beef. The thing I love about teppanyaki is that not only do you pay for food but also entertainment - the chef was fantastic. Those guys really are insanely talented.

                  Tonight was Knife Party at XS nightswim. This was around the time when "Internet Friends" was first released. We were escorted in again but skipped the offer for a table as the minimums were just way too high. Plus we all weren't feeling great we figured a relatively quiet night would be good for us. Once again the place was slammed although easier to move around this time as A LOT of people were in the pool.

                  Now maybe we just visited on a bad couple of nights but we pretty much all came to the consensus that we don't like XS. It is beautiful, yes, but overcrowding seemed to be a big issue here. Unless you had a table it's difficult to enjoy. Where as with Marquee we found it was the opposite - whether we had a table (I'll come to this later in the report) or GA it was fantastic. The bars at XS seemed seriously understaffed too. The outside bar had 3 bartenders working. It took 45 minutes to get a drink. That's no exaggeration either. Some dude next to me was screaming at the bartender offering a $40 tip if he was served next. There were a lot of really frustrated people. Now in saying that I haven't read anything similar about XS here on JC or anywhere else - which is why I'm thinking we just visited on a bad weekend. I'll likely give it another shot next time I'm there...

                  After downing our drinks we headed into the pool as Knife Party came on to play. THIS was fun. Their photographer captured the moment when Internet Friends dropped...



                  Everyone was going crazy. The next couple hours were so, so fun. Just a real shame about the bars.

                  Anyway sometime during their set I felt something hit my foot. At the same time I see a girl screaming that she lost her phone. I decide that whatever's hitting my foot definitely feels like a phone, so I close my eyes and dive into what is very likely now pee water. Sure enough I grab a soaking warranty voided iPhone and pass it over to the girl. Hugs all round, drinks promised but I lose her in amongst the water (^) - no big deal I have some jumping and splashing to do. Good karma will eventually come around.

                  I think we end up leaving around 4. Leaving XS still damp and into the freezing air con of Encore wasn't fun. Quick shower and straight into bed hoping to wake up early...

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