First Time at Hak, broken dreams, Last Vegas

[ArmyVegas]

Eventually I figured out that as you circled around the pool the waters got deeper and thus more boner proof, I could step up my level of sleeze without dismounting without a giant protrusion…ok ok ok, a medium sized protrusion, gotta stop feeding these sterotypes.

LMFAO....YOOOO!!...LOL. You a fool son...

[Dyur21]

yo im tryna get you to lay off a little shes starting to like you and im tryna have a threesome”

I assume this was posed as a legitimate request not a joke, right? Freaking hilarious.

The entry experience to rehab is scary, really feels like you are getting checked into supermax prison. Much more invasive than anywhere else plus the presence on EMS, ambulance and swat team like police really sets a tone. Pool is pretty awesome though.

[boxim]

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[Cirilo Medina]

(As I stand and start a slow clap) Bravo!! Damn it never fails; these Hoes ain't loyal. Condom advice taken, and I always keep gum in my mouth. If a chick wants to get stupid as your within range, rub the gum at the roots of her scalp! You didn't hit her, but did knock her off her high horse. Learned that when my wife's stuck-up friend was rude to a guy

[Danowen49]

Absolutely classic quotes - had me in stitches for hours!! Thanks for sharing and the finale was worth the wait!!!

Later G would come back to the room, not with the lovely girl he had at Bank, but with two ratchets that looked like the female version of master splinter.

I negotiated some time alone in the hallway with the friend by giving biggie my phone
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[Brooklyn Marc]

Nice and sorry to hear about the Movado but at least you didn't get hit with the credit cards being stole nowadays that shits worse than anything. Sounds like a good trip and yeah sometimes the hook ups can be so random that your not even close to prepared for them, like you said lesson learned for next trip.

[Gumbo_Techno]

Nice TR bro!

[boxim]

thanks guys...@bkm yea it could have been alot worse like the girl in your TR

[wdreamgirl]

At the Airport I bumped into the girl from Toronto (the 9) getting on the same flight, she was in an even bigger group. I said her name but she just gave me the who is this creep look, looked at her friends and the laughed…. Lol really I thought we were best friends last night! These hoes aint loyal.

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Hahaha. She was still a 9 when the booze goggles were off?

Amazeballs TR! You guys def know how to party. Rehab was the first pool party that I ever went to and I haven't been back for a while. I think I may have to get the girls to go next year. It's sounds like it was a wild time. And the wilder the better!! Oh vegas

[teooet]

Later G would come back to the room, not with the lovely girl he had at Bank, but with two ratchets that looked like the female version of master splinter

tooo funny

good TR

[ocam]

Great read, thanks for posting.

I would say, to minimise risk of this happening, start with the hosts here on this forum who are well known. They are sure to have networks who they trust to assist you. These hosts not only talk the talk but walk the walk.

I think its a pretty simple formula.

These hosts have a vested interest. This forum is a fabulous reference point and a solid referral channel.

I actually think you could shortlist 5 hosts who are regularly praised/mentioned on this forum to start the ball rolling and will give you a contact who they trust to hep you with bottle service needs.

This is why i personally find this site invaluable.

Damn man.... they don't have paragraphs in Canada?

+1 to both of those

Also, to avoid line troubles, when you worked out that you wanted to go to a club you should jump online and buy presale tickets. Cheaper, quicker entry and no need to grease the bouncers for a line skip.

[boxim]

Presale are a good idea but the group is volatile, as much planning as we do i know someone is bound to change the plan based on where they perceive the most girls would be

[boxim]

The Drinks were kept to a minimum at The Bank, didn't want to be sick for my flight the next morning, lol

Hahaha. She was still a 9 when the booze goggles were off?

Amazeballs TR! You guys def know how to party. Rehab was the first pool party that I ever went to and I haven't been back for a while. I think I may have to get the girls to go next year. It's sounds like it was a wild time. And the wilder the better!! Oh vegas

[xAmrit]

Great read! Thanks.