Cast - the bachelor (B) and 13 of his friends plus my roommate (RM), fellow JCer Ecook and my boy from med school (MS) who lives in Vegas - they don't know the bachelor
Setting - Venetian (and Encore) from March 28 to March 31
Friday - A few of us including B drive from LA in the morning and get to Vegas around 12. We meet up with some more of the B's crew and get checked in to Venetian. We had 2 connecting bella suites plus another suite down the hall in the Venezia tower. We grab food from Grand Lux and then hit the tables. Most of us are cold and don't have much success.
We then decide to check out the pool. I hear music blasting from Tao Beach and I can't resist going in. I get one other guy to come with and we have a good time. Highlights include randomly running into one of my brother's best friends and meeting a few different girls
After the pool we chill in the room and watch some of the Sweet Sixteen games before heading to dinner. I painfully lose my 6 team parlay early on when Michigan only wins by 2 (they were -2.5 and missed a FT at the end). We then head to Holstein's for dinner (love that place). We then head to SR for bottles and have an amazing time. Highlights include the B disappearing for an hour in a private room, a fine stripper trying to get me to go to a private room for 30 minutes ($200 but no sex in the champagne room) I say no but I still get her # and say I'll get in touch with her after her shift (wasn't trying to pull a Stu from the Hangover)
Some of the guys get restless at SR so we decide to head to Tao. Tao was cool. I don't remember much from it but I did pull this chick -
Unfortunately every bed was being slept in so I had nowhere to close the deal. We grab food at Grand Luxe and then her friend gets her to go back to Wynn without me. I just go crash on a chair in the room
Saturday
Get the guys up at a decent time and we grab food in the food court before heading to Tao Beach around 1230 (shout out to Chris Traer). We get set up with 2 couches that form an L and it's a great spot as it's right next to a group of girls from UCSB. The group is B and 13 of us. The B has a lanyard of a checklist of things he has to get done - body shots, get girls to make out, get a lapdance, get girls to flash, get kisses from a chick with the brightest lipstick, dance with a bachelorette and some other stuff. At first everyone is just chilling before the drinks start to kick in. I see a gorgeous tall blonde bachelorette and explain the deal and we get the checklist started. The UCSB girls help out with a number of the things included the lapdance and the make out. I convince this cute Euro chick to flash B but she doesn't want to be seen so she tells us to surround her. She also helps out with the lipstick.
Most of the guys tire out around 4 and it's just me and one other guy who decides to stay. After making sure the bachelor had a great time I decide to really start focusing on doing my own thing and somehow end up with some group in the grand cabana. Just party my ass off until it pretty much closes.
After everyone recovers from Tao Beach we get ready and head to dinner at Julian Serrano at Aria. Place was good and we got to see the end of Wisconsin and Zona. After dinner we head to PH to check in to the club crawl. The club crawl was to 1OAK, Haze and Pure. The bus was probably the best part of the club crawl as people we were just wilding out on it. We had reset the B's checklist and got a lot of stuff accomplished on the short trip. At this point E and RM have arrived in Vegas and are planning to get bottles at 1OAK with MS. So my plan was to do the club crawl but stay at 1OAK with them. Unfortunately the deal falls through for whatever reason and the three of them decide to get bottles at Tryst instead. I stay at 1OAK with the group until its time to leave and then I get two girls to come with me from 1OAK to Tryst. Tryst is fun as hell (funner than the first time I had been on a Thursday my previous trip). Me and MS leave with the chicks I brought from 1OAK and I end up buying another room at Venetian so that a repeat of Friday wouldn't happen
Sunday
I wake up in the new room and everyone is gone. After checking for my kidneys and my wallet I sleep some more and then check out and go back to the connecting rooms to find out what happened with the rest of the guys. My phone was dying the prior night so I kept turning off and on and missed some crucial text messages (chick from Friday - "We are here (1OAK). I have a chick for you". I hit her up and explain what happened. As everyone is eating and getting ready to go she tells me that I should stay an extra night with them at Encore. I have a flight credit left on SW so I say fuck it and tell everyone I'm staying. They put my name on the room and then me, RM, and E roll to Tao Beach after changing (they weren't driving back until later that night). The girls were doing their own thing at the spa
Tao Beach is quiet as expected for a Sunday but we got in free as it was like 4/430 when we got there. Although there aren't a lot of females there we still try to make it happen and meet some. Unfortunately the chick I pulled had a friend who wasn't done so we couldn't go back to their spot. And I thought better of trying to squeeze in a smash in a room that wasn't mine as that could have turned out very badly.
After TB we go gamble a bit and then I dip back to Encore to go to dinner with the girls and some dude her friend was feeling. We did dinner at Yellowtail at Bellagio which was excellent (I had the ribeye and the chick paid for all of it haha). The friend's dude had a show to go to so the friend went off to gamble since she didn't want to be 3rd wheel. Me and chick head back to Encore and handle business before heading to XS (shout out to Bobby). XS is pretty busy for a non nightswim Sunday and Cazzette did their thing (Beam Me Up is my jam now). Me and chick had a great time and when we get back to the room her friend and dude are sleeping in the bed so we are banished to the couch and later on the bathroom (lol).
Monday
After her friend and the dude leave somewhere we handle business again on the bed before I have to head out and catch my flight
All in all this might have been the craziest trip yet.
PS - I'll let E tell his and RM's adventure post Tryst on Saturday if he wants
Setting - Venetian (and Encore) from March 28 to March 31
Friday - A few of us including B drive from LA in the morning and get to Vegas around 12. We meet up with some more of the B's crew and get checked in to Venetian. We had 2 connecting bella suites plus another suite down the hall in the Venezia tower. We grab food from Grand Lux and then hit the tables. Most of us are cold and don't have much success.
We then decide to check out the pool. I hear music blasting from Tao Beach and I can't resist going in. I get one other guy to come with and we have a good time. Highlights include randomly running into one of my brother's best friends and meeting a few different girls
After the pool we chill in the room and watch some of the Sweet Sixteen games before heading to dinner. I painfully lose my 6 team parlay early on when Michigan only wins by 2 (they were -2.5 and missed a FT at the end). We then head to Holstein's for dinner (love that place). We then head to SR for bottles and have an amazing time. Highlights include the B disappearing for an hour in a private room, a fine stripper trying to get me to go to a private room for 30 minutes ($200 but no sex in the champagne room) I say no but I still get her # and say I'll get in touch with her after her shift (wasn't trying to pull a Stu from the Hangover)
Some of the guys get restless at SR so we decide to head to Tao. Tao was cool. I don't remember much from it but I did pull this chick -
Unfortunately every bed was being slept in so I had nowhere to close the deal. We grab food at Grand Luxe and then her friend gets her to go back to Wynn without me. I just go crash on a chair in the room
Saturday
Get the guys up at a decent time and we grab food in the food court before heading to Tao Beach around 1230 (shout out to Chris Traer). We get set up with 2 couches that form an L and it's a great spot as it's right next to a group of girls from UCSB. The group is B and 13 of us. The B has a lanyard of a checklist of things he has to get done - body shots, get girls to make out, get a lapdance, get girls to flash, get kisses from a chick with the brightest lipstick, dance with a bachelorette and some other stuff. At first everyone is just chilling before the drinks start to kick in. I see a gorgeous tall blonde bachelorette and explain the deal and we get the checklist started. The UCSB girls help out with a number of the things included the lapdance and the make out. I convince this cute Euro chick to flash B but she doesn't want to be seen so she tells us to surround her. She also helps out with the lipstick.
Most of the guys tire out around 4 and it's just me and one other guy who decides to stay. After making sure the bachelor had a great time I decide to really start focusing on doing my own thing and somehow end up with some group in the grand cabana. Just party my ass off until it pretty much closes.
After everyone recovers from Tao Beach we get ready and head to dinner at Julian Serrano at Aria. Place was good and we got to see the end of Wisconsin and Zona. After dinner we head to PH to check in to the club crawl. The club crawl was to 1OAK, Haze and Pure. The bus was probably the best part of the club crawl as people we were just wilding out on it. We had reset the B's checklist and got a lot of stuff accomplished on the short trip. At this point E and RM have arrived in Vegas and are planning to get bottles at 1OAK with MS. So my plan was to do the club crawl but stay at 1OAK with them. Unfortunately the deal falls through for whatever reason and the three of them decide to get bottles at Tryst instead. I stay at 1OAK with the group until its time to leave and then I get two girls to come with me from 1OAK to Tryst. Tryst is fun as hell (funner than the first time I had been on a Thursday my previous trip). Me and MS leave with the chicks I brought from 1OAK and I end up buying another room at Venetian so that a repeat of Friday wouldn't happen
Sunday
I wake up in the new room and everyone is gone. After checking for my kidneys and my wallet I sleep some more and then check out and go back to the connecting rooms to find out what happened with the rest of the guys. My phone was dying the prior night so I kept turning off and on and missed some crucial text messages (chick from Friday - "We are here (1OAK). I have a chick for you". I hit her up and explain what happened. As everyone is eating and getting ready to go she tells me that I should stay an extra night with them at Encore. I have a flight credit left on SW so I say fuck it and tell everyone I'm staying. They put my name on the room and then me, RM, and E roll to Tao Beach after changing (they weren't driving back until later that night). The girls were doing their own thing at the spa
Tao Beach is quiet as expected for a Sunday but we got in free as it was like 4/430 when we got there. Although there aren't a lot of females there we still try to make it happen and meet some. Unfortunately the chick I pulled had a friend who wasn't done so we couldn't go back to their spot. And I thought better of trying to squeeze in a smash in a room that wasn't mine as that could have turned out very badly.
After TB we go gamble a bit and then I dip back to Encore to go to dinner with the girls and some dude her friend was feeling. We did dinner at Yellowtail at Bellagio which was excellent (I had the ribeye and the chick paid for all of it haha). The friend's dude had a show to go to so the friend went off to gamble since she didn't want to be 3rd wheel. Me and chick head back to Encore and handle business before heading to XS (shout out to Bobby). XS is pretty busy for a non nightswim Sunday and Cazzette did their thing (Beam Me Up is my jam now). Me and chick had a great time and when we get back to the room her friend and dude are sleeping in the bed so we are banished to the couch and later on the bathroom (lol).
Monday
After her friend and the dude leave somewhere we handle business again on the bed before I have to head out and catch my flight
All in all this might have been the craziest trip yet.
PS - I'll let E tell his and RM's adventure post Tryst on Saturday if he wants
What happened with the stripper from Rhino?
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