Vintage TR - Worst Trip Ever

[Tara Denise]

I'm 31.. I will I will get you a nice sequined sweater with dice and cards on it to wear for your birthday. Thats what all us crusty vags wear.

YES!!!! Do bouncers let ladies into clubs who are wearing orthopedic shoes?

[chrisbru]

Pick-Up Artist. Aka dudes who write blogs and books on all these ways to pick up women that basically amount to being an asshole and occasional date rapist.

My god.

[thebigG]

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Wow... I'm almost speechless due to the limitless things to comment on.
All I'll say is I'm impressed by your ability to re-tell a story and remember details from 2011. Well played.
So much win in your story though.... what a group of gals! ha.

[Cirilo Medina]

Wow this TR is epic on so many levels I can't possibly cover it all! I'm pretty sure I can pic out the coke-whores and drama queens just by the pics alone. Trips like this are a great learning tool

[CisternaChyli]

WOW, so much win in this TR Tara; thanks for this one ; i really enjoyed it . Isn't Wyoming a magical place . I cannot believe a dude said that you have a "crusty vagina" to your face. Douchebags like that really ruin it for the nice guys....

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^for the TR and the hair

[kazflair]

Man,this was good! Haha!

[Brooklyn Marc]

Rediculously funny TR definitely the perfect example of how going to Vegas with the right crowd makes or breaks a trip.

[bsmizzy07]

Hahaha, the Imperial Palace cabana sounds like some shit my nickeldick friend would try to pull!! Lord I hope my group of friends doesn't give me as much trouble as you had when we go for my buddies BP in two weeks!

[seemeinthestreets]

Very good TR! That kind of writing deserves the front page of something!

[Maximus]

This has to be one of the best TR's I have ever read. Very well written, your style of writing is very easy to read and highly entertaining. And I love your outlook on things.

Truth be told, you had me at the Studio 54 reference. Ya, I'm "crusty+old" and remember when.