Day One: FRIDAY
Conspirators: The Author, Mr. Z and Mr. D. Part of a bachelor party weekend. Total Group: 8
Roll into Vegas airport around 0930. Bloody Mary’s at the airport and on the flight got things headed in the right direction already. Meet a couple of girls on the plane over, have a few laughs and exchange numbers at baggage claim. Grab a quick cab, and we are off to Hard Rock. Got a comped HRH Pool Queen Suite in HRH Tower from my player’s card for the weekend. Luckily, they had a room open early, so we were able to cruise right up. Stoked!!!! My buddy opens his bag to find a Rock Star he had thrown in there for some apparent reason had exploded mid-flight and his duds were soaked. We call up laundry services and they will have his stuff ready in a few hours, for $145. Oh well. Moving on.
We pop a grey goose in the room and pre-game up a bit before heading out. First event was golf during the day, so we meet up with the rest of the guys and grab a limo to the course. Brought a few 30 packs with us and start pounding beers in the limo. We get to the course and find out no outside booze allowed. We stand in the parking lot and down a shit ton of beer in about 10 minutes and head out to tee off. Needless to say, the game went sideways quick. We snuck as many beers as we could in our golf bags, and crushed more beers cans than golf balls. I think we made it to hole 7 before we got the boot from too many guys getting caught by the Marshal for pissing on trees along the course. We jumped back in the limo and headed back to the hotel. We bomb down to the pool around 200pm and there is a pretty cool crowd there for a non-event pool. We grab a cabana for a $500 min, order a couple of bottles and buckets and get going on it. We end up meeting a group of 4 girls from the Midwest who are super cool and we pour them some drinks. They even bought a round of shots, so we knew they weren’t bottle rats, so we exchanged numbers. One of the guys in the group kept going for the larger girls, so we knew we had a whale chaser in the bunch, good for laughs later! Mr D and I hit the swim up blackjack and clean house, winning close to $1200 each. We close out the pool and head upstairs, where my buddy's Rock Star soaked clothes are cleaned up waiting for him. Grab a shower and quick nap, and by 8pm we are ready. We text the girls from the pool and they tell us to come by their room. We cruise over with some drinks and start chatting. Mr Z heads out to the lobby to field a phone call and comes rolling back in with a random drink cart. Mr Z says he was standing outside and some guy opened his room door and pushed the cart out yelling, “I don’t want this shit!” Mr Z grabs it, and brings it right into the room. Bottle of Belvedere with all the mixers, red bulls and waters. Sweet! We have a couple more drinks, leave the cart for the girls, agree to meet up later and head out to the Encore for dinner at Society. Pretty cool place, stellar food. The steaks are awesome! We throw down a few more drinks and a free bottle of champagne from the fiancée who had called it in earlier for us. We head off to Haze.
We roll into Haze and had a dance floor table and blow through about 6 bottles that night. We had a blast, met a ton of girls who security would hustle over for us, but really our group was pretty cool so there was no issue meeting anyone. Tossed a few bottle rats out throughout the night who skanked up the place, so they were easy to sniff out. We met up with the girls from the airport there, and Mr Z ended up locking one down and bolted early. We stumble out of Haze around 330am, and decide to close the night out at Drai’s. Meet a couple of smoking hot girls outside Haze, and they bomb with us down there. One of our boys has a connection, so we bypass the line, no cover and roll into Drai’s. We bomb more drinks, Mr Z shows up refreshed and ready to go. I end up leaving with both girls we had met outside Haze, and get invited back to their hotel, the Luxor. Head there about 7am, sun coming up, and have a little fun with one while the other was eating downstairs. I left around 10am, back to Hard Rock solo. Walking out of Luxor in my same clothes as the night before at 10am is quite the experience. I check my phone and had 10 missed texts and calls from the Midwest girls from the pool. They had wanted to hang out. I text them I had left my phone in my room and we will hang today for sure.
More to come....
Conspirators: The Author, Mr. Z and Mr. D. Part of a bachelor party weekend. Total Group: 8
Roll into Vegas airport around 0930. Bloody Mary’s at the airport and on the flight got things headed in the right direction already. Meet a couple of girls on the plane over, have a few laughs and exchange numbers at baggage claim. Grab a quick cab, and we are off to Hard Rock. Got a comped HRH Pool Queen Suite in HRH Tower from my player’s card for the weekend. Luckily, they had a room open early, so we were able to cruise right up. Stoked!!!! My buddy opens his bag to find a Rock Star he had thrown in there for some apparent reason had exploded mid-flight and his duds were soaked. We call up laundry services and they will have his stuff ready in a few hours, for $145. Oh well. Moving on.
We pop a grey goose in the room and pre-game up a bit before heading out. First event was golf during the day, so we meet up with the rest of the guys and grab a limo to the course. Brought a few 30 packs with us and start pounding beers in the limo. We get to the course and find out no outside booze allowed. We stand in the parking lot and down a shit ton of beer in about 10 minutes and head out to tee off. Needless to say, the game went sideways quick. We snuck as many beers as we could in our golf bags, and crushed more beers cans than golf balls. I think we made it to hole 7 before we got the boot from too many guys getting caught by the Marshal for pissing on trees along the course. We jumped back in the limo and headed back to the hotel. We bomb down to the pool around 200pm and there is a pretty cool crowd there for a non-event pool. We grab a cabana for a $500 min, order a couple of bottles and buckets and get going on it. We end up meeting a group of 4 girls from the Midwest who are super cool and we pour them some drinks. They even bought a round of shots, so we knew they weren’t bottle rats, so we exchanged numbers. One of the guys in the group kept going for the larger girls, so we knew we had a whale chaser in the bunch, good for laughs later! Mr D and I hit the swim up blackjack and clean house, winning close to $1200 each. We close out the pool and head upstairs, where my buddy's Rock Star soaked clothes are cleaned up waiting for him. Grab a shower and quick nap, and by 8pm we are ready. We text the girls from the pool and they tell us to come by their room. We cruise over with some drinks and start chatting. Mr Z heads out to the lobby to field a phone call and comes rolling back in with a random drink cart. Mr Z says he was standing outside and some guy opened his room door and pushed the cart out yelling, “I don’t want this shit!” Mr Z grabs it, and brings it right into the room. Bottle of Belvedere with all the mixers, red bulls and waters. Sweet! We have a couple more drinks, leave the cart for the girls, agree to meet up later and head out to the Encore for dinner at Society. Pretty cool place, stellar food. The steaks are awesome! We throw down a few more drinks and a free bottle of champagne from the fiancée who had called it in earlier for us. We head off to Haze.
We roll into Haze and had a dance floor table and blow through about 6 bottles that night. We had a blast, met a ton of girls who security would hustle over for us, but really our group was pretty cool so there was no issue meeting anyone. Tossed a few bottle rats out throughout the night who skanked up the place, so they were easy to sniff out. We met up with the girls from the airport there, and Mr Z ended up locking one down and bolted early. We stumble out of Haze around 330am, and decide to close the night out at Drai’s. Meet a couple of smoking hot girls outside Haze, and they bomb with us down there. One of our boys has a connection, so we bypass the line, no cover and roll into Drai’s. We bomb more drinks, Mr Z shows up refreshed and ready to go. I end up leaving with both girls we had met outside Haze, and get invited back to their hotel, the Luxor. Head there about 7am, sun coming up, and have a little fun with one while the other was eating downstairs. I left around 10am, back to Hard Rock solo. Walking out of Luxor in my same clothes as the night before at 10am is quite the experience. I check my phone and had 10 missed texts and calls from the Midwest girls from the pool. They had wanted to hang out. I text them I had left my phone in my room and we will hang today for sure.
More to come....
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