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  • My Vegas Trip Report *Strip Club Edition* Birthday Weekend, Herpes, Pokemon

    **WARNING**

    If you are looking for an fun filled Trip Report to get you excited about your upcoming trip to Vegas...

    This isn't it.

    Go read someone else's.

    This is sheer detailed f**kery. What not to do in Vegas and who not to take. THE END. Let's proceed.

    Trip Date: July 29th through August 3rd 2016
    Hotel: Aria
    Budget: 3-5k a person

    Cast:
    Tommy (Single w/ kids, turning 35 this weekend)
    John (Married w/ kids, 33)
    Me (Single, Birthday weekend)


    So weeks before the trip we make plans to stay at the Aria. I even make reservations for us all to get rooms. Cool. I tell Tommy and John to make flight reservations. They procrastinate. I threaten them with the fact that if they don't make reservations today I'm going by myself. They buy their tickets. We are all set to go. Then maybe 2 weeks out John calls to say he can't go. Wife won't let him. So now it's Tommy and my Birthday weekend and one of our bros is not going. Also in the middle of this my new job cancelled all leave and instituted mandatory overtime. WTF. So I postponed the trip, then worked out a drug deal with my boss to have my birthday weekend off by working the 4th of July weekend and so I said f*** it...the trip is back on even if it's only us two. I plan the trip again but this time I kinda tailor it to Tommy since he's a Vegas Newbie. Big Mistake.

    All he wants to see is T & A. I tell him that there's plenty of that in Vegas and start to set up some table service but no. He wants to hit a strip club. Every Night. So I oblige but I secretly am planning to skate out one of the nights (Saturday) and split some bottle service with another member from the forums here. Don't judge me. F*** you and the high horse you rode in on. Anyway we cancel one of the rooms and now we just have one room reservation. 2 nights comped through Mlife. 2 Nights reserved through Royal Caribbean. 1 Night reserved through Aria. 5 Nights total with Resort Fee and $300 Credit came to just north of $450. So here was our basic plan for the 5 nights.

    Fri-
    UBer
    Check in at Aria
    Burger spot @ Luxor
    Palamino

    Sat-
    Aria Buffet
    Shopping
    Sushi
    KA @ Luxor
    Criss Angel Mindfreak @ Luxor
    LAX @ Luxor
    Sapphire

    Sun-
    Aria Buffet
    Tresures
    Hashhouse
    Spearmint Rhino

    Mon-
    Aria Buffet
    Recover
    Blue Man Group
    STK
    Marquee

    Tue-
    Aria Buffet
    MDC
    Hash House
    Rhino

    Wed- Go home

    None of this s*** goes to plan.

    Next: Day 1.
    Palms Place - 2008
    Aria - NYE 2011
    Luxor - 2012
    Aria - July 30th - August 5th 2014
    Aria - July 30th - August 3rd 2016


    My favorite drink is the next one

  • #2
    Bro, after the last trip report you wrote I'll take whatever you're giving.

    I'm strapped in, keep it coming!

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    • #3
      I really want to see how this plays out!

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      • #4
        Every1 knows the shitshow is always better than the real show!

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Hiklass View Post
          Every1 knows the shitshow is always better than the real show!
          At least the trip reports are more fun!

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          • #6
            Looking forward to the rest of this.
            Previous Vegas Trips:
            MDW 2011 (Signature @ MGM)
            4th of July 2012 (Monte Carlo)
            International Fight Week 2015 (Vdara)

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            • #7
              The suspense is killing me!

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              • #8
                Guess we won't see this one to the end?

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                • #9
                  My bad Everyone. Life happened.

                  Anyway I will start and finish this report THIS weekend.
                  Palms Place - 2008
                  Aria - NYE 2011
                  Luxor - 2012
                  Aria - July 30th - August 5th 2014
                  Aria - July 30th - August 3rd 2016


                  My favorite drink is the next one

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                  • #10
                    Still need to finish this my man!

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