"I don't wanna go home"

[winnerbrah]

Epic... I know most people say that their Vegas trip was "epic" but this trip was EPIC.

There has been a lack of reports lately and these reports always got me amped for my next trip in Vegas so I thought I would share my experience for the people that are going to Vegas soon cause I will be there in 1 month.

But, a little background story about the group before I get started. This trip was for my best friend's nephew's 21st birthday. He has never been to Vegas before so why the fuck not right?

Best Friend will be: AM
Nephew of best friend: Birthday Boy
Me: Narrating this epic story
and the rest of the them, will be named when they come up in the story (about 10 of us guys total)

The Preboard & Flight
Anyways, the day is here. The trip that we've all been waiting for his finally here. Our flight leaves around 2pm on Thursday, so most of us are already up by 9am blowing up each others phone in the group chat. 6 of us have the same flight together so we all head out to the airport around 11am cause it takes about an hour away. So we all get to the airport one by one, and the birthday boy is pretty buzzed... Did I mention that his birthday was today, on Thursday, on the same day that we are going to Vegas? Well yeah, today is his birthday and he is feeling good. Looks like he is starting it off the right way. We all meet up in front of the airport, get situated and start checking in. 4 of our other friends were meeting us there. 1 of them is actually there already since 10am... But, we all get checked in and have about 2 hours to kill so we all head straight to the bar. 2 hours later, and A LOT of shots and AMF's later we are all feeling great and boarding the plane. Birthday boy had a few more drinks than all of us because we are buying him shots for his birthday so he is headed to yak city. He goes straight to the bathroom when we get on the plane and throws up, meanwhile the rest of us are just amped up, yelling and trying to get this party started on the airplane lol. One of the flight attendant was being a buzzkillington and told us to be quiet in a pretty rude way. Yeah... so birthday boy comes back from the restroom and we start getting our drink tickets situated. Birthday boy gives us his drink tickets cause he can't drink right now so each of us have about 3-4 drink tickets between the 5 of us. Buzzkillington comes to take our orders and tells us its only 2 drink per person if we are using drink coupons... Great, so we give some of our drinks away to people next to us. Attendant just seems like she's annoyed by us or something so we just keep to ourselves for the short flight and down our 2 jack and coke.

The Arrival
We touchdown and we are all feeling amped, cause we're in Vegas finally of course. We start singing and doing chants and everyone at the airport are just looking at us either joining in or smiling and laughing at us. No fucks given, we're in Vegas lol. That kinda becomes the saying this whole trip. But anyways, we take a limo to the hotel but before we check in we decide to do a little gambling. We all decided to put money on black and see what happens. 2 of our friends met us with us, so there's 8 of us right now. We find the nearest roulette table and put our money together, which equals to something around $2000, some betting $100, to others betting $500. Cashed in for chips and we just tell the dealer to put it on black. We're all huddling around each other with only AM looking at the ball spinning. Everyone has their arms around each other and its just silent. All of a sudden to hear AM go crazy and everyone just looks at the table and black hit. Everyone just goes crazy and people at the table are congratulating us while the dealer and pit boss look annoyed and tells us to keep it down. We tell everyone at the table to go to night swim that night and if they see us in bottle service, drinks were on us haha. So basically our table is paid for, for tonight and everyone is just pumped and ready to go. We have a 2 rooms and Cosmo and one of the room is booked under my name. Coming from a win, I'm feeling a little confident. So when its our turn to check in I give them my info and straight up tell the dude checking us in that I would give him $100 if he can get us an upgrade (we had a wraparound suite and a regular room) but no dice on the upgrade. They were completely booked up that weekend, but he did give us a couple of buffet passes to Wicked Spoon, some passes not sure if it was discounted tickets to Marquee or passes to it, didn't really look at it cause we already had our itinerary set up. Get to the room, everyone is in awe how nice the room is with the balcony, we get settled and get something to eat downstairs. As we were waiting in line I see a group of girls around our age so me, friend we will call Y and other friend we will call L go and chat them up. Find out they are from the same state as we were and that they were also going to be going to nightswim that same night. So we tell them maybe we'll see them later and get our food. We finish our food and our other friend meets with all of us, and now we are just missing one of them. We try calling him and no answers from him. Our other friend that just met up with us told us that he seen him earlier and he is meeting one of his friend that lives in Vegas. (girl obviously) so we let him be hoping that he'll be finished with whatever he is doing to meet us up for the nightswim. So we finish our dinner and head back to the hotel to get ready. Me and AM head to Walgreens to pick up some chaser and pedialyte. We wiped them clean of the pedialyte buying like 20 bottles and head back to the room to pregame and get ready.

Night 1 Shenanigans
So, we got a table for nightswim that night and got a deal through Trevor. He got us the Stoli deal with a table next to the pool. So it was buy 1 1.75 get a 750ml free so we got 2 of those which came out to be 4 bottles total. Paid the bill, got the drinks and we are wildling. It's pretty early still so we are just drinking, talking it up to the people next to us, group of guys and girls and just having a great time. Birthday boy has a necklace that says its his birthday and he is getting all girls. They are bringing him drinks from their table and he's loving every moment of it. One of my friend, I'll call him SH, got a cute lil girl and started to do his thing in the pool, that if he was caught, he would've gotten kicked out lol. But yeah, I needed to take a piss so I head over to the bathroom and see my other friend C making out with two girls in the pool. Now these two girls aren't the prettiest or slimmest but, its Vegas, everyone needs love right? Idk bout that but he was there to give it to them lol. Anyways, as I was walking to the bathroom I hear someone yell towards my direction so I turn around and see that it was the girls that we ran into earlier at the restaurant. I go over and say hi, and they just got a comped table but didn't really have any alcohol. I told them I would be back after I was done with the restroom. So I come back out and I tell them to come over to our table and we start taking shots. I look at the two bottles that the bartender poured the 4 Stoli bottles into, and man do we have a long way to go. This Vodka taste like shit btw for whoever hasn't had it. So at this point we're just chatting it up with these girls and other people around the vicinity, birthday boy is bringing random girls to the table and our table is by far the most live one at the nightswim. We have no problem with it, we pregamed pretty hard so we needed help finishing this shitty vodka. We all start dancing with the girls in our area and just having a great time. SH got the girls number where he was doing things in the pool with lol, C is still with the two girls, they wanted to go back to the room with him but he's way too belligerent to even know whats going on, few of my other friends are just hanging out in the pool or picking up money that the DJ was throwing around LOL, and the birthday boy is on the stripper pole in the pool dancing with 4 HOT ass girls... Man, that birthday necklace did magic, but eventually the lifeguard told birthday boy that he had to get down and that it was for girls only on the pole, boooo, another buzzkillington. Anyways, pretty much all that happened that night, we exchange numbers with the group and head back to the hotel to call it a night. Get back to the room, down a bottle of pedialyte, and knock the fuck out.

To be continued...

[AxelFoley]

Amazing start to your trip! Throwing up in a plane is the worst, but I'm glad he was back in the action for EBC @ Night. Can't wait to read what happened next!

[Cirilo Medina]

Loving this!!!

[winnerbrah]

Morning after
Woke up feeling pretty good for the amount that was drank last night and lack of food that was consumed. We weren't going to hit a pool party today, decided to just have a chill morning and hit the gym then go for breakfast. We round up the guys and hit the gym for a quick 30 minutes. Remember the friend that went off with the girl that never showed up to the pool party the previous night? We'll call him Cowboy. Cowboy is still no where to be found and his phone is not ringing. We kind of get worried but, we figure he's still with that girl hopefully. So we finish with the gym and get food somewhere off the strip. Recap what happened last night and just sharing a whole bunch of stories. C, the guy making out with 2 girls at the pool party isn't feeling too good and we all think that he had caught something. What a surprise... So we finish up with our breakfast, and head back to the room. I get a text from the group of girls asking what we were doing today and that they were going to be at EBC. We had a long night ahead of us today so no one really felt like going to EBC in 100+ degree weather. Ended up hitting the casino and winning another $500 from roulette. Others, got lucky also, some not so much. We head back to the room just to lounge around and chill for a bit before we headed out to dinner. So when we got back we noticed that there was a leak dripping in our bathroom from the shower. It looked like there was mold coming out of it but it was really just dust, but it still looked gross. So we decided to call the front desk hoping maybe we can get a new room,, since we didn't really want to clean up the room cause it was a mess lol. They came up, checked it out and said it wasn't mold and left. We then asked to talk to a manager and was able to at least score a $100 credit to the room, woooo, champagne for the night lol. One of our friend knew a sorority that was also there for a birthday party so he got them to meet us up that night.

Intermission
Yeah, now that I'm rereading this, its pretty uneventful so far but it builds up. It's like you had to be there kind of trip to feel it lol.

Night 2 Pre-Game Shenanigans
We had a table at XS tonight. It was an outdoor table, right near the entrance of the dance floor which was not bad at all. But before we get into that night, we'll start with the pregame. So we were all getting ready in our rooms and all of a sudden someones pounding on the door. Surprise, surprise, its Cowboy back from the flesh looking too fresh haha. Everyone is hyped asking where hes been and alla of that, and now the whole is finally here together. Of course Cowboy brought a WHOLE lot of party favors that he had gotten from his girl the night before. Now we know why he wasn't picking up at all and he was energized for this night. So we're all getting ready, drinking and then we hear another knock on the door. We already have a strike on our room for being too loud, so we are thinking its security giving us our second strike cause we are loud. But we're in Vegas, who complains on their neighbors for being too loud? Buzzkillingtons do, thats who. Open the door and the group of girls from the sorority are here. Now its a party. So everyone is introducing each other and just having a good time. Its still early, so we're shooting the shit and just pounding down shots, taking pictures, the normal stuff. Time goes by and another knock. This time we are convinced we are getting our 2nd strike so we go to answer and boom, room service with a cart of champagne bottles rolling through. Yeah we ordered a few bottles of champagne earlier when we had our credit and what a presentation that was. Downed a couple of glasses and we were off to XS. Otw to the lobby we were singing and doing our chants and man, was it lit. Everyone in the lobby was just feeding off our energy and loving it. Otw to the limo line, a girl actually stopped me and asked where we were going and can they come with us. Told them we were going to XS and to find us. While we were waiting for a taxi (taxi line was huge) so we went to the side and decided to get a limo instead. Boom, no more waiting. So as we were loading up 1 limo, my friend decided to slap COCO by OT GENESIS and man that got the party started. We were singing along, just waiting for the 2nd limo to come and my friend told me later that another group asked where we were going (group of guys and girls) and asked if they can come with us LOL! Our energy was just rubbing off everyone and everyone wanted a piece of it haha. But anyways we got the 2nd limo loaded up and we were out.

[AusVIP]

This is really getting me excited for my upcoming trip!!! keep it coming!!!

[ryan850]

loving it so far. love the energy. it's fun when people feed off of the group.

[Maximus]

thank you for the TR, this is exactly what I need to get me amped up for my upcoming trip. Keep 'em coming, can't wait for more!

[winnerbrah]

Night 2 continued
Arrived to XS and got our table. Outside right next to the entrance to the dance floor, not a bad spot at all. Get the drinks poured and just taking everything in. Do the whole birthday shot and everyone is having a great time. Me and another friend we'll call GN were looking around for girls to bring into the area of course. So we're walking around just talking to a few girls and we both see 2 girls that are by themselves just standing around. So we walk over, talk to them for a bit, GN is talking to the cuter one, I'm just being a wingman right now with the friend. I see that the girl that GN is talking to me is eyeing me hard and her friend is also super flirty with me touching me and alla that. They don't know we have a table yet, so we know that they're talking to us because they want to LOL, or maybe not? Idk, so we invite them to our table and then GN leaves his girl to talk to another girl that the birthday boy bought into our area. So I go and talk to his girl, GN is probably about 5 feet away from us and he hears me ask for her name. Check this out, when she told me her name, it was a totally different name from the one that she gave GN in the beginning. GN immediately turns around and ask her what name she gave me and I told her, and he goes, "wow, that was a different name what she gave me" loud enough for her to hear it. GN goes to the girl, grabs the drink from her hand and tells her to leave. Her friend and her leaves and me and GN just look at each other dying.. Fuck it, its Vegas, plenty of options. So we go back and just talk to the girls that are there and the sorority girls, C is talking to one, birthday boy is talking to another, the others idk where they were along with the other boys probably on the dance floor so i grab AM and we go to the dance floor. We find 2 separate girls that weren't in the same group and we start dancing with them for a while. AM's girl was super cute and she was loving him. here comes the funny part. the girl he was dancing with had a friend with her and when she turned around to see her friend grinding on my friend she grabs her friend in front of her. AM turns to me and starts laughing and he's just fuck it and starts dancing by himself. no later than a minute, the friend that grabs her friend off AM starts bumping her ass into AM trying to dance with him. AM just shakes his head and heads back to the bottle service. I leave with AM and he was just amazed and confused on what really happen. It was super hot in there anyways, so we decide to just chill at the bottle service so we can cool down a lil bit. As soon as we get back I notice 2 securities staring right at us. Birthday boy goes up to me and goes, "dude, C just threw up in the bathroom and security heard him. I had to pay them to let him stay..." now C is birthday boys best friend so of course he didn't want him to go home early and miss out, so birthday boy paid the security 100 EACH to let C stay... These guys told him that if he throws up again than he's going to get kicked out and they are keeping the money, which is why these 2 security guards are staying right next to our tables. I look up at them after birthday boy tells me the story and the 2 guards are just laughing... damn, easy money for them, i couldn't really hate. but i guess money talks in Vegas, and birthday boy came through for his boy tonight.

& this night is to be continued.. far from over

[Sensei Rob]

Your killing me here bloke! Loving it.....

[Ahmedortega]

I like the suspense between post! pretty good read so far.

[RoxieCris]

This is hilarious, crazy and awesome all in one! Great job on enjoying Las Vegas.

[xAmrit]

Thanks for posting! I'm getting excited for my trip now.

[matt1983]

Wonderful stuff going on on this trip.

[winnerbrah]

Night 2 continued pt. 2
Alright so, picking off where I left off...

So, these 2 security guards are just hanging next to our table and waiting for C to just throw up again so they can kick him out. Birthday boy is trying to tell C to be cool and to keep his composure but its obvious that C is dying right now. One of the girls volunteered to take care of him so me, birthday boy, and his uncle just head to the bar since we killed all of our alcohol. As we were walking towards the bar we bump into a group of girls and start small talk. Found out they were here for a birthday also and that they had a table farther back outside and invited us to come kick it. One of the girls was already all over birthday boy, and as soon as we get there, more girls and alcohol... There was about 11-12 girls at the table and a few guys there also. We didn't know if the guys were with them or not because it was one of the areas where there are 2 tables next to each other, but we later find out that they have 2 tables and the guys were with them lol.. That explains the mean mug they were giving us when we got there, but we weren't worried one bit. These girls were pouring US drinks and trying to dance with us... Yeah you can tell that these guys are just there to look cool and be wall flowers so I can see why these girls wanted us to come back to the table. I start talking to one of the girls there and she tells me that those guys are the boyfriends of some of the girls in the group, and at the same time she is telling me this, the girl that is all over birthday boy is still all over him LOL. I ask my girl if that girl had a bf, and she points him out. Great... Now I have to watch out for birthday boy just in case her bf gets all crazy and jealous. So we're all talking to the group just dancing and drinking and this is when birthday boy grabs one of the guy to ask if he can take a picture of the girl and himself. I'm watching this all happen, and yeah you guessed it, he asks the boyfriend of the girl to take the picture LOL! The pictures they took too... Just grabbing each other's waist and shit and the bf is just taking pictures. I was surprised nothing went down but I guess he isn't the jealous type or it could be that the birthday boy is like 2 times his size. Anyways, later in the night we get a text saying that Cowboy and C had left with 2 of the sorority girls back to their room. I was talking to this girl the whole night later to find out when I was about to pull her back to the room her friends come over and tells me that she has a boyfriend.. Yeah, the whole time not once did he come up in our conversation but its whatever so I say my goodbye and tell AM and birthday boy that I was going to go back to the hotel since it was pretty late. AM decides to leave me with, birthday boy is going to stay back and try to get lucky. So AM and me head back to the hotel, down pedialyte, and try to wake up for EBC tomorrow.

[AxelFoley]

We want more!!!