Just got form my Fourth of July weekend trip. With me and my two bro’s. Got there late Friday Evening and checked in at the Venetian. I had to teach my older bro how to sandwich because he still doesn’t understand the benefits of JC.com. So, I give him the $20 detailed instructions for upgrading to the Bella Suite. I stand at the counter and watch as he epic fails. He asks for the upgrade before sliding the money. Coincidentally, Bella’s are sold out. So, he hands over the ID only, and the clerk eyeballs the $20 in his hand. What a surprise. Bella just came available. So, I tell him how he almost failed as the clerk goes back to make the arrangements. So, he slides the $20 with his credit card and we’re off to our rooms.
Night one- We hit 1OAK Friday night. My Bro wanted Hip-Hop so it was there or Chateau. I went with the closest. The night was good, and so was the music. But, it seemed a lot like Jet except smaller dance floor with the DJ booth moved in the center. Got drunk, had fun, met chicks… Blah blah blah, good night but not epic.
Woke up early Sat morning… Like 10:30. Wanted to make sure there were no problems for me an my bros getting in with Sold out pre sales for Tiesto. I wanted my bro to see how live pool parties get since he’d never been to one in Vegas. $75 to get in was ridiculous. Made me really wish I got pre sales. But, oh well. Pool was live, chicks were sexy and the crowd got live when Tiesto came on. Dudes like 7 feet tall or something. Then, Lil Jon made a guest appearance and then everyone went really crazy.
Was making rounds when I saw a group of Indians at the bar. They bought me a shot and I took it with them and Little Jon. Then photo bombed their picture with him. Got a couple numbers then left the pool to find out my phone was completely soaked. The Ziploc Baggie Trick worked from my brother, but not for me
. Epic Fail.
Woke up at midnight and rushed to get dressed and head to Tao. M LeBron an Team USA was supposed to be there, so I knew it was gon crack, as it did… DJ Vice killed it. Headed there solo, cuz my bro’s were nowhere to be found and I had no way of contacting em either. Dayum EBC. Saw KD leaving with his group as I got there. Barely got in cuz they shut the line before I got there. But saw one of my Cali chicks waiting in line. So, I went to say hi and somehow ended up on the right side of the rope. Rolled with it an was in 2 mins later.
As soon as I got in, 3 of the chicks I met earlier were at waiting at the entrance. I worked my way with one of em till she tossed her engagement ring in her purse. I told her I was heading to my room, but she wasn’t ready to go yet. So, I left anyways with the promise of coming back. As I got downstairs I saw my other lady friend who was on her level. After a quick chat and approval from her friends she was escorting me back. Finally found my bros back in the room still in street clothes. Told them how they F’d up not goin to Tao and then I excused them for a few. My chick passed out shortly after one of em came back, So I said I’ll be back in a lil, told my bro “she shouldn’t be a problem.”
I came back an hour later with my engaged chick and one friend. My bro’s excused themselves this time. So, I had to give both the chicks a Magic Mike show… the engaged friend wasn’t drunk enough anymore to break her commitment… So, instead of working harder, I climbed outta the bed with her and jumped in the bed with her friend.
. Come sunrise they’re both getting dressed. I’m chillin in bed with a smile. Then the chick from earlier finally wakes up and gathers herself together. She can barely look me in the eye as she lets herself out the room. The two chicks leave right after her. I still wonder what the spoke of in the elevator?
Night one- We hit 1OAK Friday night. My Bro wanted Hip-Hop so it was there or Chateau. I went with the closest. The night was good, and so was the music. But, it seemed a lot like Jet except smaller dance floor with the DJ booth moved in the center. Got drunk, had fun, met chicks… Blah blah blah, good night but not epic.
Woke up early Sat morning… Like 10:30. Wanted to make sure there were no problems for me an my bros getting in with Sold out pre sales for Tiesto. I wanted my bro to see how live pool parties get since he’d never been to one in Vegas. $75 to get in was ridiculous. Made me really wish I got pre sales. But, oh well. Pool was live, chicks were sexy and the crowd got live when Tiesto came on. Dudes like 7 feet tall or something. Then, Lil Jon made a guest appearance and then everyone went really crazy.
Was making rounds when I saw a group of Indians at the bar. They bought me a shot and I took it with them and Little Jon. Then photo bombed their picture with him. Got a couple numbers then left the pool to find out my phone was completely soaked. The Ziploc Baggie Trick worked from my brother, but not for me
. Epic Fail. Woke up at midnight and rushed to get dressed and head to Tao. M LeBron an Team USA was supposed to be there, so I knew it was gon crack, as it did… DJ Vice killed it. Headed there solo, cuz my bro’s were nowhere to be found and I had no way of contacting em either. Dayum EBC. Saw KD leaving with his group as I got there. Barely got in cuz they shut the line before I got there. But saw one of my Cali chicks waiting in line. So, I went to say hi and somehow ended up on the right side of the rope. Rolled with it an was in 2 mins later.
As soon as I got in, 3 of the chicks I met earlier were at waiting at the entrance. I worked my way with one of em till she tossed her engagement ring in her purse. I told her I was heading to my room, but she wasn’t ready to go yet. So, I left anyways with the promise of coming back. As I got downstairs I saw my other lady friend who was on her level. After a quick chat and approval from her friends she was escorting me back. Finally found my bros back in the room still in street clothes. Told them how they F’d up not goin to Tao and then I excused them for a few. My chick passed out shortly after one of em came back, So I said I’ll be back in a lil, told my bro “she shouldn’t be a problem.”
I came back an hour later with my engaged chick and one friend. My bro’s excused themselves this time. So, I had to give both the chicks a Magic Mike show… the engaged friend wasn’t drunk enough anymore to break her commitment… So, instead of working harder, I climbed outta the bed with her and jumped in the bed with her friend.
. Come sunrise they’re both getting dressed. I’m chillin in bed with a smile. Then the chick from earlier finally wakes up and gathers herself together. She can barely look me in the eye as she lets herself out the room. The two chicks leave right after her. I still wonder what the spoke of in the elevator?
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