This report is fairly long so skip parts you dont find interesting lol.
Day 1- June 1st 2012
We land in vegas from Texas around 9:30pm due to our flight being delayed and by the time our bags were found it was already 10:30pm. We quickly find a taxi and get to PH around 11pm and I was worried we were going to get placed in a crappy hotel due to the Miss USA contest they had going. I tried a 25 dollar sandwich trick and walaa it works like a charm and we get upgraded to a sweet mini suite with a vegas strip view. We are still waiting for one of our boys to arrive as his flight is delayed and in the meantime we hit up Heart bar and start drinking and taking shots. (bad bad bad idea) As we're waiting one of my boys hits me up with a member here and tells me has BS at Pure and to come through. So we mark that down but one of my boys knows the GM of treasures and they really want us to stop by. So my boy comes in around 12:30 and decide to walk the strip a little bit before we head down to treasure. I take 3 more shots and at this point im pretty tipsy but decide I need to continue on. We head over to bellagio before our limo comes and picks us up.
We get dropped off to Treasures and they give us a table right next to the stage and they start giving us shots. Now im not a strip club type of person but im having fun and im pretty damn wasted at this time so seeing naked women wasnt bad. I start wondering around the club and this hot middle eastern girl grabs me n tells me shes been eye balling me and asks me what im doing. She tells me she gets off in 30 min and wants to do something afterwards. ( i dont believe her cuz obv shes a stripper) So at this point im wasted and I decide to tell her to come to pure with me as im pretty damn drunk and she says she will and i decide to get a couple of lap dances. I buy a lapdance from her and at this point she says she likes me n wants to have some real fun. So somehow i get another lapdance from her and things escalate really quickly and turned into a good ending for 60 bucks. Didnt complain much .
At this point im drunk shitless and decide to ditch my friends and hit up pure with this new friend of my. I somehow stumble into pure without paying cover (no idea how) and this is when my memory starts to fade. I remember dancing and leaving from pure in a wheelchair, and as im outside the hotel i think its a smart idea to run away from the person whos pushing the wheelchair. Well at this point i remember falling face down in the grass. I pass out then. I wake up and all i see is lights and im thinking im in heaven for some reason, but wake up to the rude awakening of a fat nurse checking up on my IV. still thinking this is a dream i rub my eyes and nope im in Spring valley hospital. FMLLL . I tell her i need to leave and ask her for a report of what happened n she tells me to check online in a couple of days and i give her my insurance information and i run out of the hospital and get a cab back home. Fun day
Day 2 June 2nd.
I wake up around 7pm and my boys keep asking me wtf happened and where I was and i tell them the entire story and we joke around and we head down to the casino to gamble. After a little bit we decide to get ready for tao and head up the elevators from the casino lobby to our room. As we step into the elevator it stops at the lobby and the doors open up and a group of Miss USA girls walk into the elevator with us. At this point im literally SPEECHLESS as im surrounded next to the hottest girls ive ever seen in my entire life and there standing right next to me. I start talking to miss ohio and miss new york and start to mumble and make cheesy jokes as im still cherishing this moment and they seemed like pretty cool girls. they told me they were staying on the top floors and i asked them whaat they were doing in the night and they said they had to stay in bcz the show is tomm but theyre all going out tomm if they can and they were going to xS if they could. I told them i would stop by and they said if they see me theyll invite me over to there cabana and They all seemed pretty cool and i gave them a hug and left lol.
I got a table thru chris in moat 2. We meet up with couple of other JC, rob and someone else forgot there name. We head over to tao and find out chris isnt there and we meet with mike and we handshake 300 and he gives us a Moat 3 table. I really wanted a moat 2 but oh well we took it in and partied all night. Towards the end of the night we bump into some scottish women and they were totally digging us and they were pretty hot. We end up staying around tao till 4am and I get her number after making out with her and decide i need some sleep. Before I make it back to my hotel i decide its smart to play drunk poker. I buy in or 300 and first hand I get is a 33. I decide to reraise and I get one caller and its heads up. flop comes 3 2 8. I see a flush draw and I shove it all in thinking he will fold and he calls and i have a set against a flush draw and river comes and he gets a flush and i lose 300. Cool. I then continue to pass out.
Day 3 June 3rd
We wake up around 10am becuase we have to check out and one of my boys leaving us with only two soliders. So we hotwire a room and find aria for only 104. We jump all over it and head over to aria. we decide to head over there and while we're checking in I see a cute younger girl, so we wait till we get her and I head over there and sandwich her 30 dollars and flirt a little with her and we get upgraded to a sky suite ! im feeling pretty pumped up and head over to the casino and gamble a little and walk away with 200 more in my pocket. we head over to our suite and freshen up and get ready for our night. we were gong to do BS at lavo but one of the JC members we were going to meet up with was too drunk n tired to go out so we decide to test our luck at xS for there swim party . we go over there and its pretty crazy outside, we bump into a independent host named eliah or something and he gets us in for a small handshake and he hooks us up with no wait time. We get inside and its rocking and we start drinking and talking to girls before we make it to the BJ tables. While we're playing Bj some nelly look alike starts playing with us and everyone is thinking its nelly cuz he has body guards next to him and even we get fooled and he starts talking to us and women start running towards him, which makes me think its smart to stick close to him and steal the women he rejects lol. We get some numbers and we're feeling pretty drunk and this girl tells me shes a pro and is digging into me and will only charge 100 bucks. I tell her ill think about it and get her number as shes pretty cute. I head over to the BJ tables and start playing Bj there more and this really hot italian chick sits next to me and starts losing and i chat her up and she tells me shes having a shitty day and shes down in BJ . She tells me she loves poker but hate playing by herself so i tell her to come to mgm as i love there poker after xS and we should play together. I number close and think she wont call me and drink more then head out of xS. 30min later i get a call from italian girl saying shes on her to mgm . she heads over and we play till 7am and we're both up around 400 after playing for awhile. I then ask her if she wants to just sleep over as Im staying close by and she agrees and that wraps up the night.
I fly out back to texas on monday so all in all pretty fun trip lol. I have tons of pics but still deciding what to upload and what not to.
Day 1- June 1st 2012
We land in vegas from Texas around 9:30pm due to our flight being delayed and by the time our bags were found it was already 10:30pm. We quickly find a taxi and get to PH around 11pm and I was worried we were going to get placed in a crappy hotel due to the Miss USA contest they had going. I tried a 25 dollar sandwich trick and walaa it works like a charm and we get upgraded to a sweet mini suite with a vegas strip view. We are still waiting for one of our boys to arrive as his flight is delayed and in the meantime we hit up Heart bar and start drinking and taking shots. (bad bad bad idea) As we're waiting one of my boys hits me up with a member here and tells me has BS at Pure and to come through. So we mark that down but one of my boys knows the GM of treasures and they really want us to stop by. So my boy comes in around 12:30 and decide to walk the strip a little bit before we head down to treasure. I take 3 more shots and at this point im pretty tipsy but decide I need to continue on. We head over to bellagio before our limo comes and picks us up.
We get dropped off to Treasures and they give us a table right next to the stage and they start giving us shots. Now im not a strip club type of person but im having fun and im pretty damn wasted at this time so seeing naked women wasnt bad. I start wondering around the club and this hot middle eastern girl grabs me n tells me shes been eye balling me and asks me what im doing. She tells me she gets off in 30 min and wants to do something afterwards. ( i dont believe her cuz obv shes a stripper) So at this point im wasted and I decide to tell her to come to pure with me as im pretty damn drunk and she says she will and i decide to get a couple of lap dances. I buy a lapdance from her and at this point she says she likes me n wants to have some real fun. So somehow i get another lapdance from her and things escalate really quickly and turned into a good ending for 60 bucks. Didnt complain much .
At this point im drunk shitless and decide to ditch my friends and hit up pure with this new friend of my. I somehow stumble into pure without paying cover (no idea how) and this is when my memory starts to fade. I remember dancing and leaving from pure in a wheelchair, and as im outside the hotel i think its a smart idea to run away from the person whos pushing the wheelchair. Well at this point i remember falling face down in the grass. I pass out then. I wake up and all i see is lights and im thinking im in heaven for some reason, but wake up to the rude awakening of a fat nurse checking up on my IV. still thinking this is a dream i rub my eyes and nope im in Spring valley hospital. FMLLL . I tell her i need to leave and ask her for a report of what happened n she tells me to check online in a couple of days and i give her my insurance information and i run out of the hospital and get a cab back home. Fun day
Day 2 June 2nd.
I wake up around 7pm and my boys keep asking me wtf happened and where I was and i tell them the entire story and we joke around and we head down to the casino to gamble. After a little bit we decide to get ready for tao and head up the elevators from the casino lobby to our room. As we step into the elevator it stops at the lobby and the doors open up and a group of Miss USA girls walk into the elevator with us. At this point im literally SPEECHLESS as im surrounded next to the hottest girls ive ever seen in my entire life and there standing right next to me. I start talking to miss ohio and miss new york and start to mumble and make cheesy jokes as im still cherishing this moment and they seemed like pretty cool girls. they told me they were staying on the top floors and i asked them whaat they were doing in the night and they said they had to stay in bcz the show is tomm but theyre all going out tomm if they can and they were going to xS if they could. I told them i would stop by and they said if they see me theyll invite me over to there cabana and They all seemed pretty cool and i gave them a hug and left lol.
I got a table thru chris in moat 2. We meet up with couple of other JC, rob and someone else forgot there name. We head over to tao and find out chris isnt there and we meet with mike and we handshake 300 and he gives us a Moat 3 table. I really wanted a moat 2 but oh well we took it in and partied all night. Towards the end of the night we bump into some scottish women and they were totally digging us and they were pretty hot. We end up staying around tao till 4am and I get her number after making out with her and decide i need some sleep. Before I make it back to my hotel i decide its smart to play drunk poker. I buy in or 300 and first hand I get is a 33. I decide to reraise and I get one caller and its heads up. flop comes 3 2 8. I see a flush draw and I shove it all in thinking he will fold and he calls and i have a set against a flush draw and river comes and he gets a flush and i lose 300. Cool. I then continue to pass out.
Day 3 June 3rd
We wake up around 10am becuase we have to check out and one of my boys leaving us with only two soliders. So we hotwire a room and find aria for only 104. We jump all over it and head over to aria. we decide to head over there and while we're checking in I see a cute younger girl, so we wait till we get her and I head over there and sandwich her 30 dollars and flirt a little with her and we get upgraded to a sky suite ! im feeling pretty pumped up and head over to the casino and gamble a little and walk away with 200 more in my pocket. we head over to our suite and freshen up and get ready for our night. we were gong to do BS at lavo but one of the JC members we were going to meet up with was too drunk n tired to go out so we decide to test our luck at xS for there swim party . we go over there and its pretty crazy outside, we bump into a independent host named eliah or something and he gets us in for a small handshake and he hooks us up with no wait time. We get inside and its rocking and we start drinking and talking to girls before we make it to the BJ tables. While we're playing Bj some nelly look alike starts playing with us and everyone is thinking its nelly cuz he has body guards next to him and even we get fooled and he starts talking to us and women start running towards him, which makes me think its smart to stick close to him and steal the women he rejects lol. We get some numbers and we're feeling pretty drunk and this girl tells me shes a pro and is digging into me and will only charge 100 bucks. I tell her ill think about it and get her number as shes pretty cute. I head over to the BJ tables and start playing Bj there more and this really hot italian chick sits next to me and starts losing and i chat her up and she tells me shes having a shitty day and shes down in BJ . She tells me she loves poker but hate playing by herself so i tell her to come to mgm as i love there poker after xS and we should play together. I number close and think she wont call me and drink more then head out of xS. 30min later i get a call from italian girl saying shes on her to mgm . she heads over and we play till 7am and we're both up around 400 after playing for awhile. I then ask her if she wants to just sleep over as Im staying close by and she agrees and that wraps up the night.
I fly out back to texas on monday so all in all pretty fun trip lol. I have tons of pics but still deciding what to upload and what not to.
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