Wrote a song about it..... Like to here it here it goes
Wed 4-25
Southwest out of Houston land at 3pm no problem. Cab to Mirage and ask to take surface. Fuckers decided to do construction on every street and he said they finished the interchange last year and its quick now. Next time. Check in and $20 trick. Go from shitty room to 23 floor and facing Wynn and Volcano. Nice. Other 2 didn't do the trick and ended up on the 6th floor shit view. I asked for a 24th or 25 floor but they were sold out. Gave her the loot for the view. Games sucked all weekend and i wont say any more. Thank god for Poker because I'd be down a bunch. The "Clan" didnt arrive till 10pm and got a car so I was hanging solo ate, got the cloths ready and started drinking. Hung out and prepaired till bout 3am.
Thur. 4-26
Internal clock from the 2 year old. up and ready to hit it. got some Bfast at the pool for $120 for the 4 of us. Wayne Brady almost slapped a bitch when I got the menu and saw the prices. Its been 2 years and the inflation in Vegas must be huge. Pool all day. now the drinks are $12 for one shot or $20 for a 3 shot drink. Can you please change me $25 or 30 for the 3 shot drink and cut my baigle (sp) down to like $10. Who the fuck is running this place Sponge Bob? Checked out Bare and was not impressed. Small, and I'll leave it at that. out to mingle and gamble dinner at I forgot where and to bed around 2-3am ish.
Noobs pay attention:
Friday 4-27
Had a table for Aoki at Surrender thru Drew Birlakis. Hooked up with Chris Traer A.K.A. "The Surgoen". Head over there at 11 ish. AWESOME guy. Got our chairs, our girl Ashley and Chris Brought over some shots. It was on. About 2:30 Chris came over and moved us to a sweet coutch area with a comp and more shots. We ate a bunch (well some of us) and the food is great. We left a mess and stumbled bback to the Mirage. I like the MGM properties and this was my first time at the Mirage and won't be my last. close to the Wynn and Tao's. Slept for a few hours then ordered some food to the room for me and the Groom. Ate and couldn't find the other 2. Got to their room at 10:30, about 15 minutes after we should have left for Aoki. There both fucked up (because they didn't eat untill they got back to the hotel) and not going.
Im pissed and go back to our room to change. I call Drew and cancel. Groom comes back and says fuck it lets see if we can get in. I call drew back and ask whats up. He says come on down. We get there and find him and the 400 person line. Meet him and hand shake. he tells us to get out ID checked. Done and proceed back. We were by the girls line and the guy was taking care of them first. He saw we were with Drew and stopped what he was doing and swipped ours quick. Got to Drew and he opened the rope and said have a great night.
We looked back and there were about 150 people looking at us like who the fuck are these 2
ROCK STAR
Show was sick plus it was $8 beer night so that was a plus. posted up at the bar inside and was fine the whole nite. Closed that bitch down.
Saturday 4-28
Got back to the Hotel about 5:30 and stoped at a place to pick up some breakfast, Ate and bed at 6 am. 10 am get up and hit the hot tub to de-booze. Chug about a gallon of water and hit the pool for unwind. Lunch off strip and shopping (food for the room). Back and gamble for a bit then its time. Tiesto at XS. Ate a bunch of Sushi at the place in the Mirage, Room to get showered and dressed. Cab line was looooong so we just looked at each other and started towards the limo line that was empty. BOOM at the Wynn style. Got the Reso with Ryan Perrings. Text were here and he found us in about 2 min. Handshake and walked us right to our table that was outside (2 bottles) just to the left walking outside. Said he'd see what he could do. Right before Tiesto came on the floor manager said were moving. OK. started walking around tword the right side. FUCK he put us right on the side of the stage. about 12 feet away, Unobstructed view. the Batchlor is a huge Tiesto Fan from about 15 years ago. He Just say him about 2 months ago. Made all our nights. Real Baller and if Ryan was a woman I'd send flowers! Closed that place down too.
Sunday 4-29
Me and one other get breakfast while the other 2 make it up to sleep. Bad Idea. You have to eat if nothing else. Sleep at around 6:30am. Up at 9:30 to pack. Were out today. Me 6:40 and them midnight. Other guys keep their room so we have to move our shit out at some point. Now the Groom and one of our others (thats still hurting from Tao Beach) are hurting. They should have eaten with us. I get a text from Chris Traer: "You guys need to get over here at some point". Great sounds like a dare to me. I reply "warm up the shots". The breakfast club (me and 1 other) are going and the other 2 are ill. we head over and get some chairs. Chris hooks us up. party is rocking and Sunday was a different vibe than Friday, more party. Squirt guns, 100 beach balls, better DJ, crowd, etc. The other 2 show up and Chris walks them right in. He hooks us up big time and were taking in the last day. My eyes look like I just came from the middle of a grow opperation fire. 4:30 Chris come over with one last round of shots and a drink for the road. I'm squishing thru the Venesian spilling a margarita and trying to focus on 4 feet in front of me. I feel like im in the matrix at this point. get to the street and somehow I see I have 10 second to get across the street and said fuck it. I can't believe I wasn't on the news. Shower, grab my shit and to the Airport. By Vegas, Till next time.
I'm a Vegas Vet (this was trip 7) but a JC noob.
NOOBS of all types.
Rule 1 = EAT
Rule 2 = Just contact the Hosts on this site and stop fuckin around. Text is best.
Rule 3 = Eat again, don't forget
Rule 4 = Tip these people. $200 for the host (more depending on table location and mins/people), $50 for security, $40 for Runner. If we change tables we do it again for Sec and Runner. To get in $25-50 per person, more if you don't have to pay cover.
Rule 5 = EAT
If your going to Tao Beach contact Chris Traer and tell him Mr. Awesome sent you
Happy Cinco De Mayo
Cheers
Wed 4-25
Southwest out of Houston land at 3pm no problem. Cab to Mirage and ask to take surface. Fuckers decided to do construction on every street and he said they finished the interchange last year and its quick now. Next time. Check in and $20 trick. Go from shitty room to 23 floor and facing Wynn and Volcano. Nice. Other 2 didn't do the trick and ended up on the 6th floor shit view. I asked for a 24th or 25 floor but they were sold out. Gave her the loot for the view. Games sucked all weekend and i wont say any more. Thank god for Poker because I'd be down a bunch. The "Clan" didnt arrive till 10pm and got a car so I was hanging solo ate, got the cloths ready and started drinking. Hung out and prepaired till bout 3am.
Thur. 4-26
Internal clock from the 2 year old. up and ready to hit it. got some Bfast at the pool for $120 for the 4 of us. Wayne Brady almost slapped a bitch when I got the menu and saw the prices. Its been 2 years and the inflation in Vegas must be huge. Pool all day. now the drinks are $12 for one shot or $20 for a 3 shot drink. Can you please change me $25 or 30 for the 3 shot drink and cut my baigle (sp) down to like $10. Who the fuck is running this place Sponge Bob? Checked out Bare and was not impressed. Small, and I'll leave it at that. out to mingle and gamble dinner at I forgot where and to bed around 2-3am ish.
Noobs pay attention:
Friday 4-27
Had a table for Aoki at Surrender thru Drew Birlakis. Hooked up with Chris Traer A.K.A. "The Surgoen". Head over there at 11 ish. AWESOME guy. Got our chairs, our girl Ashley and Chris Brought over some shots. It was on. About 2:30 Chris came over and moved us to a sweet coutch area with a comp and more shots. We ate a bunch (well some of us) and the food is great. We left a mess and stumbled bback to the Mirage. I like the MGM properties and this was my first time at the Mirage and won't be my last. close to the Wynn and Tao's. Slept for a few hours then ordered some food to the room for me and the Groom. Ate and couldn't find the other 2. Got to their room at 10:30, about 15 minutes after we should have left for Aoki. There both fucked up (because they didn't eat untill they got back to the hotel) and not going.
Im pissed and go back to our room to change. I call Drew and cancel. Groom comes back and says fuck it lets see if we can get in. I call drew back and ask whats up. He says come on down. We get there and find him and the 400 person line. Meet him and hand shake. he tells us to get out ID checked. Done and proceed back. We were by the girls line and the guy was taking care of them first. He saw we were with Drew and stopped what he was doing and swipped ours quick. Got to Drew and he opened the rope and said have a great night.
We looked back and there were about 150 people looking at us like who the fuck are these 2
ROCK STARShow was sick plus it was $8 beer night so that was a plus. posted up at the bar inside and was fine the whole nite. Closed that bitch down.
Saturday 4-28
Got back to the Hotel about 5:30 and stoped at a place to pick up some breakfast, Ate and bed at 6 am. 10 am get up and hit the hot tub to de-booze. Chug about a gallon of water and hit the pool for unwind. Lunch off strip and shopping (food for the room). Back and gamble for a bit then its time. Tiesto at XS. Ate a bunch of Sushi at the place in the Mirage, Room to get showered and dressed. Cab line was looooong so we just looked at each other and started towards the limo line that was empty. BOOM at the Wynn style. Got the Reso with Ryan Perrings. Text were here and he found us in about 2 min. Handshake and walked us right to our table that was outside (2 bottles) just to the left walking outside. Said he'd see what he could do. Right before Tiesto came on the floor manager said were moving. OK. started walking around tword the right side. FUCK he put us right on the side of the stage. about 12 feet away, Unobstructed view. the Batchlor is a huge Tiesto Fan from about 15 years ago. He Just say him about 2 months ago. Made all our nights. Real Baller and if Ryan was a woman I'd send flowers! Closed that place down too.
Sunday 4-29
Me and one other get breakfast while the other 2 make it up to sleep. Bad Idea. You have to eat if nothing else. Sleep at around 6:30am. Up at 9:30 to pack. Were out today. Me 6:40 and them midnight. Other guys keep their room so we have to move our shit out at some point. Now the Groom and one of our others (thats still hurting from Tao Beach) are hurting. They should have eaten with us. I get a text from Chris Traer: "You guys need to get over here at some point". Great sounds like a dare to me. I reply "warm up the shots". The breakfast club (me and 1 other) are going and the other 2 are ill. we head over and get some chairs. Chris hooks us up. party is rocking and Sunday was a different vibe than Friday, more party. Squirt guns, 100 beach balls, better DJ, crowd, etc. The other 2 show up and Chris walks them right in. He hooks us up big time and were taking in the last day. My eyes look like I just came from the middle of a grow opperation fire. 4:30 Chris come over with one last round of shots and a drink for the road. I'm squishing thru the Venesian spilling a margarita and trying to focus on 4 feet in front of me. I feel like im in the matrix at this point. get to the street and somehow I see I have 10 second to get across the street and said fuck it. I can't believe I wasn't on the news. Shower, grab my shit and to the Airport. By Vegas, Till next time.
I'm a Vegas Vet (this was trip 7) but a JC noob.
NOOBS of all types.
Rule 1 = EAT
Rule 2 = Just contact the Hosts on this site and stop fuckin around. Text is best.
Rule 3 = Eat again, don't forget
Rule 4 = Tip these people. $200 for the host (more depending on table location and mins/people), $50 for security, $40 for Runner. If we change tables we do it again for Sec and Runner. To get in $25-50 per person, more if you don't have to pay cover.
Rule 5 = EAT
If your going to Tao Beach contact Chris Traer and tell him Mr. Awesome sent you
Happy Cinco De Mayo
Cheers
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