Mexicanos en Las Vegas

[elbeto_plus]

Mexicans in Vegas, me a newbie, woke up 5 am CST i slept just 3 hours, took a shower and go thru the airport, SLW its a very small airport i arrived just an hour before the depart from Saltillo Mex to IAH at Houston.

Easy flights, lots of engineers and businessmen from Japan, US, Germany and Canada (for the record, my city is called the mexican detroit we assembly 25% of the cars made in Mexico, ranked on the top 10 on car manufacturing) a nice german family on my side, i read local newspaper, weather fine, departure at 7:12 am gf, mom and dad said goodbye. Call my friend with my nextel their flight its latter but not SLW airport they flight from Monterrey on VIVAAEROBUS (mexico's southwest airlines), i arrived in houston at 9, a lot of paperwork check spots, inmigration, etc.... worst part security half an hour there and those excesive proceedures and fancy scanners like if international passengers whre inmates... but its ok Vegas worth it, its 130 pm i flight to vegas at 245 lets get some wendy's stuff im starving

[dnix]

Is this a live TR? lol

[T Dot]

lol i guess

[elbeto_plus]

continue of day 1.....Nice flight arryving to vegas at 415pm everything cool, at ti i met my friends try the 20 bucks sandwich, good luck the girl on the frondesk its mexican and speaks spanish we got panoramic view on the last floor, the vip one with elevator that works with the room key and a bottle of champaign pretty nice.

a few pics from the view awesome, the hole strip from Mirage to Mandalay Bay on my window, we decided to met my friends parentss for dinner at Mirage, the buffet amazing with wood oven pizza and great salads; then go back to the hotel, we get ready for the strip cross the bridge to the palazzo i quickly go to check out the craps tables one was ice cold, so i tried sidekicknicholas strategy. Great I double my budget in just 20 minutes, my friends sucks on the slots machines so we have to go. Then we walk from Palazzo to almost the MGM, bought some booze at walgreens hang out with some girls outside the redfoo LMFAO Party at the cosmo and then back to the hotel at 4am....day 2, will be tomorrow morning caus it hasn't finish. Hope you understood my poor english.

PS Venetian/Palazzo are amazing inside, its like europe, flamingos dealers the hottest so cosmopolitan girls, the sh!t palazzo remodeling crossing from there to TI its confuzing so we jailwalk the street to get thru our hotel

[WT661]

haha im loving this guys trip report. have fun for now man... dont worry about the report, do it later. LOL.

[DaniJ715]

Dude, I love this live TR! It's awesome LOL.

[elbeto_plus]

Day 2, the shopping day

Vegas, and usa in general,has great deals for shopping so we woke up at 9, tried ti buffet for free with some coupons, it sucks neverdo it i just liked the ribs with bbq.

Later, we arrived to dollar car rental, with a deal we got on their website, we ended paying three times more with the insurance, gps and other stupid fees. We rode a brand new Taurus, its not a chick magnet but. It will work.

We went to lv premium outlets first the ones north and later the south one, great deal in coach, i bought a bag for my sister, and i bought gifts for mom, dad and gf too.

After hours of shopping its getting late so we go dinner on the second mall, move back to the hotel and then drive thru one of those non alcohol totally nude stripclubs. The place was bellow the average, cant rememberthe name something darlings, but it worked lol, we got out from there, one of my friends wanted an asian massage, lol this was amazing we found a place open near stratosphere, its 4am and the three of us want the chance to do everything we wish here in vegas, the place sucks like hell the guy ask if he can see the girls before pay for the service, they looked like bills gamblers hall dealers, 40 year old ladys with maid look style, we left inmediatly

To close the day we went to palms, cant get in playboy club or moon, i dont know which was open, but girls looked hot and we hang out with two of them that where enough drunk to put their shoes on her feet, it was a funny image lol, my friend won 25 buCks with one dollar on the one cent slots

We arrived to the hotel at 5, hungry but starbucks its closed i open a bag of cracker jack i left in the room but fast sleep with popcorn over me.

Pd i won again in palazzo craps tables, great thanks to sknicholas system

[T Dot]

oh man I love Vegas

[Carolina J]

Good man...buying stuff for la familia...Glad you are having a good time!!

[davidg545]

Because of this TR I found the craps tutorial haha! Gracias y saludos amigo!

[DaniJ715]

Can't wait to hear about Day 3 LOL

[elbeto_plus]

DAY 3, 4 & 5

Day 3

It has been a messy night yesterday (tuesday), my friend Luis Miguel wanna buy some stuff for his camera, i think it was a flash; so on the few hours we have left with the sh!tty Taurus Felipe and Luis Miguel went to a Camera shop at Sahara Avenue, while i was typing Tuesday's review.

We met at Casino Royale's Denny's, it's a nice place good for 1pm breakfast, before that i went to tix4tonight and bought 3 tickets for david copperfield on Thursday and the classic car collection of Imperial Palace.

Good service at denny's my friends and I eat well, our waiter a very nice guy from Tennessee with just one week in Vegas, after that more sightseeing, we tried to find tickets for Circus Soleil O at the Bellagio; they were sold out, people from tix4tonight even told us they were on vacation, totally false.

We bought the deuce pass for one day, move to the Bellagio and met on O's theater a guy named "RAMBO" it's true fellas, his family it's from Mexico and he get us 2 of 3 seats left in the whole theater, we gave the guy a nice tip and later on the evening he get us much better seats for the three and together. The price about $160 each (really worth it).

After that, long islands and jackpots at the Bellagio, lots of them, no one of us wins but after 4 or 5 long islands everything was pretty nice!!

Went back to the hotel, change our clothes to be well dressed, took the bus but it was moving too slow, so we run and arrived like 5 minutes late, the show was starting at the time we take our seats, like if they were waiting for us.

After the show, Newbie mistake, at Palazzo's Walgreen's a guy sells us some free cover passes for a place called Crown at Rio, a strip club $100 off in bottles and a free cover pass at Voodoo; i didn't care about the other two but i know voodoos view worth it for $20 bucks, since we got a great canon camera and we take lots of pictures of the trip.

We get thru the Rio, waiting for the shuttle that runs from Ballys or one of those center-strip casinos; we ended taking a shuttle to Gold Coast with three canadian girls totally wasted (one of them was really hot), one of my friends was farting, he ate greasy pizza at NY NY, the pizza was good on the beginning and on the end too lol; the girls were laughing a lot, we said that the fart comes from some asians guys that were near to us. We invite them to Voodoo's but they told us "We got our own party, drinks for $2 at Gold Coast", no way, just one of them was hot and they were pretty drunk.

Arrived to Rio, voodoo it's close. The only nightclub open it's Crown, stupid free cover doesn't work because it was only to get in before midnight. It was a latino night, we pay a expensive cover to drink sh!tty coronas, for me they taste like bud light im a european beer guy, and the girls looked like the girl that makes my bed at the hotel, no good they don't even wanna dance with us so we left the place totally dissapointed.

Felipe and I went to sleep, Luis Miguel played blackjack at our hotel TI with a host an asian nice guy "SKOTI" thats his real name i have his card.

Day 4

It has been a long night, we woke up noon, eat quick at Mickey D, sh!t food but we wanna someting quick, we went to the classic car collection expected mostly by Felipe and me, Felipe is fixing a 70's Charger like the ones from Dukes of Hazzard, it's an awesome collection.

After that, beer time!, buy some tall cans of Michelob and get thru M & M world and coca cola store; pretty nice just expensive items made in china priced highly, take some pictures with the beer and the M and Ms and Coca Cola's bear, that one was cool, they also bought mexican cokes, we still make coke with canned sugar, no corn syrup it sucks.

We went back to the hotel and change clothes, we got a cab to get on time to MGM, David Copperfield magic show, our cabbie was from Bulgaria and he start talking about '94 USA World Cup, and how Mexico was beated by Bulgaria, very nice guy, very nice tip.

Our seats were not good, but we bought them just one day before the show, i ordered a big bottle of Duvel a good belgian beer and my friends a bucket of bud light (as usual), it was nice but could be better, he plays lots of video clips and stuff, but the goose part it's very funny.

Later, we have dinner at ceasar's palace get our player card for a discount at the buffet but all the food was cold, i know understand why JC members avoid buffets, i only liked the mirage's; we talk to some girls from Hong Kong they were tooooooooo shy, we invited them to thryst and tao but the don't wanna join us.

I don't wanna be racist, but i see lots of asian turist with 10x or more our budget but they don't even have a 10% of the fun we have at vegas.

We met Skoti at the Wynn, i guess or maybe the Encore, he told us "bad news guy Thryst is closed for vacations or remodeling i can't remember very well; then we went to Tao, bad luck, there was a Persian private party there, yeah guys "Persian Party", i guy from Tao's staff told us that if we wanna get in there was a 2 bottle min per table; it wasn't a good deal since there was a private party, the girl available-guy ratio inside wouldn't be ok so we left that place, say good bye to Skoti and take a cab to Freemont expierence.

There we bought lots of beer, we were singing with a live band there, the lead singer was a girl, she was cute; get into that casino with the one million dollars picture but the photo stand was closed; we were pretty drunk by the way, we get in to another casino, played some blackjack my friend and me were winning a lot, but then dealer was changed, then everything goes bad and just one of them win a lil bit; i was too drunk that i get two A's, wanna split but i didn't have chips anymore so i took some of my friend who was drunk too and he didn't care, i loose but hands , i thought it will work but, ok it's vegas.

To end our trip that day, we took a cab, the driver was from Etiopia, we were talking the whole trip about asian girls and how hot they look; maybe because we live in a country with few asian people. The guy took us to one of those asian massage places.........you know the rest of the story, no more questions.

DAY 5

Woke up at 8 am, check out at 8:45, showtime shuttle gets on time, i arrived to the airport that was full of air force g.i. they came back from irak, i was starving so i bought a hot dog with fries and root beer; i almost left my flight; at Houston IAH i bought a digital camera for my gf, pretty nice and great deal; when i was arriving to my city, the plane can't land because of the fog so it landed on an airport about 60 miles away, Continental pay a shuttle for all the passengers and i get home safely, happy and expecting get to vegas next year.

Thanks to JC, JC Discussion Board and specially all the JC members that comment this review

[DaniJ715]

LOL sounds like a fun time

[ChappStick]

Well done buddy well done! Looks like someone did there research and executed quite the Vegas Trip!

[jiggs]

"and the girls looked like the girl that makes my bed at the hotel"

priceless

in fact, I may just start using 'Maids' in place of 'Grenades'...like the girl that make my bed at the hotel