hi everyone, this is my first post on here. Just a quick thanks to everyone who helped us sort out tables at all the clubs.
Here's our story.....
So after months of planing and 100's of emails the day finally arrived. After waking up an hour early due to the excitement we were on our way to the airport. 11 of us fly today with 1 already out there and 2 more joining us tonight.
A few purchases at the airport:
A team VEGAS camera (what goes on tour)
Cheeky vest, sunglasses, some aftershave. And some presents for our other halfs coz we no we aren't gonna be in no fit state to shop once in Vegas. Board the virgin plane and straight upstairs, PREMIUM ECONOMY BABY!!
Start knocking back the vodkas and beers. Virgin girls are REEM (fit)! Talk to me!!
Get pretty jolly on the plane. Have a chat with our virgin air stewardesses’ (VG) and tell them to join us at our table tonight. They say maybe and we swap numbers. 10 hour flight is long but once we touch down its all worth it.
Grab our bags and have our driver pick us up. Stretch hummer. Tunes and more beers in the hummer then we pull up at encore. Check in seems to take forever. Dave one of the dream team orders shots of archers (this is gonna get messy) whilst we wait to check in. We all put $100 in for roulette, total of $1,200 on black......... it comes in. happy days. That will pay for the pool drinks.
Steve hits the slots and wins $2,000, thanks Vegas.
Unpack our cases and hit the pool.
The birds are reem.
More drinks then head back to the room quick change of clothes and hit the bar in encore followed by food in the steak restaurant . Food takes a life time to arrive but is gooooooood. Getting late now, we wanted to hit the ice bar at the mandalay but decide against it due to time.
Jump in another limo and head to haze nightclub at aria, our man Michael falcione sorts us out with the best table in the club, dance floor dead centre. Thanks dude. The club rocks. Diesel model party is unreal the birds are reem.
Start with goose, belvedere, and blueberry stolichnaya then on to dom and crystal. This weekend has started well.
The girls flock to the table and the (VG) appear, reem/wicked. They are looking hot and are definitely up for a good time. The club is packed.
Girls dancing on the podium in just a thong and bra..... REALLY.
Club is banging and the show must go on so we decide to leave and the VG want to go spearmint rhinos. Ok done. Jump in another limo and walk in rhinos. Obvious statement but WOW, birds are unreal. The VG now wants a dance with a girl I'm happy to oblige. After a few drinks we leave and head to encore. Back in the room with 3 VG and a few lads we order $250 of room service eat 20% of it then a few lads head down stairs whilst some others seal the deal.
Next day and everyone is hanging. We pre-book golf and cancel due to it being to dam hot. Head over to the Wynn swimming pool and purchase a lily pad and huge bed. The pool isn't busy but music is rocking so we decide the only way to carry on is to drink again. We are introduced to the drink of the holiday GOOSE AND JUICE.... Goes down a treat. Then move to beers, mojitos and obviously strawberry dacquiri's. The pool starts to get busy and before you know it we're knee deep in clunge.
Pool babes are reem.
Glenn sees ryan trying to be cool hanging around in the ankle deep pool so decides to push him in the main pool without realising he has his iphone 4 in his pocket. Bad times.
I hit the tables by the pool, roulette and blackjack.... lose money, ohh well its Vegas. Carry on drinking whilst trying to piece together last nights events!!
Adam falls asleep in the room. I wake him up and tell him to get ready. He jumps up and thinks starts to get ready for the pool party. "no mate its 9pm not 9am'
Once again we meet in the encore bar. Ryan is still struggling from last night and is in bed, Pat tells us he will wake him up in an hour then come and meet us. The rest of the dream team head over to the cosmopolitan, this hotel is fcuking amazing. Ladies every where. All 8/10's.
Chandelier bar looks buzzing we head to the 3rd floor to grab some food then hit marquee. The que is double long with reem birds everywhere REALLY......... Its like an orgasmic mess.
We call our contact Justen Crews who pulls it out the bag. Gets us through the que and down into the club, one word - UNREAL. The place is rammed. Great table over looking the dance floor and the hostess is hot. Order our drinks and party the night away. Only a few of the guys show up as some wanted to watch the England vs Scotland rugby game.
Lee gets asked by the bouncer if he could follow him and obliges to then find out he is actually getting kicked out for being too drunk!! Haha
Pat and Ryan arrive at 3AM to find us all hammered and the 8K bar bill not paid. Ryan pays and later goes on to say its the most expensive single drink he's ever had to pay for…. haha.
For the first time in 6 visits to Vegas we stay in the club until the end. Lights come on and we realise its time to head home. Our waiter bags up the remainder of the goose and we walk out the club bleary eyed.
We end up back in encore and gamble a bit more. Ryan loses his arse
Saturday morning and everyone is buzzing for encore beach party. Quick bite to eat in the legendary denny's!!!! Then straight into the pool party. Once inside we grab our cabanna and order the GOOSE!! The day starts sensibly with food being ordered a few beers "BUD LIGHT" and of course the goose and juice.
It soon turns messy with the vodka in full flow. Partying in the pool with unbelievably fit birds everywhere. proper 10 outta 10 stuff! No splashing soon turns into splashing with one particular arrogant lady been given the wet rat look. She had a full face of make up and obviously been to the hair dresser.
"A 200 dollar haircut....... ruined in 5 seconds..... Priceless"
After more partying in and around the pool we head back to the cabanna. Two beautiful encore hostesses come round selling glasses, now I'm not sure if Dave is more interested in the girls or glasses but he takes his off and starts trying them on. Finds a lovely pair and is about to part with the cash until he sees the price $1,300, YOURS. He then proceeds to try on some others until he finds a pair he loves. $200 says the girls. “I'll taken em” he reply's only then to look at then and realise that they are his own fcuking glasses......
More drinking and dancing results in Ryan slipping and doing a dive that Tom Daley would be proud of. He hits the floor hard. Everyone pi$ses themselves before checking to see if he is ok!!
Saturday night turns into a bit of a waste. Everyone is so smashed from the pool party that only a handful of the dream team go out (myself not being one). The lads hit surrender and just have a few beers. Very young crowd but the music is good.
After a great sleep we all wake up raring to go, last full day so let's make the most of it. After watching spurs beat the scum 2-1 (that's in soccer) we head down to the Wynn pool. Another day of drinking soon gets us in the mood. We say goodbye to a few of the team who go home early due to being under the thumb. We decide not to bother with golf that we had already paid for!!!! No interest.
The Vegas veterans (dave and rob) tell us in no uncertain terms that "eating's cheating" so no dinner for us tonight.
We head out early to the mandalay bay in another limo for the traditional ice bar outing. A quick beer in a bar beforehand then into mayhem.
We have a few shots at the bar then head into the ice lounge......... Topless. Minus 5, Fcuk me feels like minus 30. How Eskimos get a hard on I will never know??? We get some great photos and sing the national anthem among others. Stuart drinks copious amounts of vodka. And once out of the cold it hits him. He is hammered, can't even hold his neck up (new nickname = verti). All over the place.
After many photos of him laying on steve we decide to take him home. With two of the team carrying out, he's dragging his feet like a spoilt kid being taken out of toys 'r' us. The cab driver refuses to take him until glenn offers him a extra $100..... Amazing how money changes peoples thinking.
He goes home to sleep off the 3 bottles of vodka in under an hour!!! REALLY!!
The rest of the team go to Steve’s with $50 worth of McDonald's. Steve has upgraded to a junior tower suit or something similar, its like being in the hangover, huge, overlooking the strip, with a massage table!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
After smashing the mcd's to pieces we hit XS. We get a great table on the dance floor. It would be fair to say most of the team are tired now. The weekend has taken its toll on all our livers and kidneys.
After a few drinks we get a second wind and start piling through the vodka.
Then Mohammad walks through the door. now this guy is seriously rich. He orders 300 bottles of crystal straight away and has taken over the whole club. Has loads of tables full of hot girls just drinking his champagne. All looking unreal. The club have produced banners, hats, glasses and even the hostess have "we love Mohammad" outfits on. REALLY.
The nights becomes a bit fuzzy with champagne being sprayed, dancing on tables and lee taking a tumble down the sofa into the table then onto the floor!
We leave and hit the tables. Ryan and Adam hit crabs and both loose. Then onto blackjack. I hit roulette and make some money. I decide to call it a night/morning at 7:30. I wake up at 11 to find both ryan and adam still gambling. Both look bleary eyed and VERY drunk.
After packing very quickly and checking up on a very hungover and sick stuart we checkout, and pay the bill!!!! Then head outside to grab the last few rays. I hit roulette and can't put a foot wrong. A great way to end a great weekend.
Until next time Vegas.
Here's our story.....
So after months of planing and 100's of emails the day finally arrived. After waking up an hour early due to the excitement we were on our way to the airport. 11 of us fly today with 1 already out there and 2 more joining us tonight.
A few purchases at the airport:
A team VEGAS camera (what goes on tour)
Cheeky vest, sunglasses, some aftershave. And some presents for our other halfs coz we no we aren't gonna be in no fit state to shop once in Vegas. Board the virgin plane and straight upstairs, PREMIUM ECONOMY BABY!!
Start knocking back the vodkas and beers. Virgin girls are REEM (fit)! Talk to me!!
Get pretty jolly on the plane. Have a chat with our virgin air stewardesses’ (VG) and tell them to join us at our table tonight. They say maybe and we swap numbers. 10 hour flight is long but once we touch down its all worth it.
Grab our bags and have our driver pick us up. Stretch hummer. Tunes and more beers in the hummer then we pull up at encore. Check in seems to take forever. Dave one of the dream team orders shots of archers (this is gonna get messy) whilst we wait to check in. We all put $100 in for roulette, total of $1,200 on black......... it comes in. happy days. That will pay for the pool drinks.
Steve hits the slots and wins $2,000, thanks Vegas.
Unpack our cases and hit the pool.
The birds are reem.
More drinks then head back to the room quick change of clothes and hit the bar in encore followed by food in the steak restaurant . Food takes a life time to arrive but is gooooooood. Getting late now, we wanted to hit the ice bar at the mandalay but decide against it due to time.
Jump in another limo and head to haze nightclub at aria, our man Michael falcione sorts us out with the best table in the club, dance floor dead centre. Thanks dude. The club rocks. Diesel model party is unreal the birds are reem.
Start with goose, belvedere, and blueberry stolichnaya then on to dom and crystal. This weekend has started well.
The girls flock to the table and the (VG) appear, reem/wicked. They are looking hot and are definitely up for a good time. The club is packed.
Girls dancing on the podium in just a thong and bra..... REALLY.
Club is banging and the show must go on so we decide to leave and the VG want to go spearmint rhinos. Ok done. Jump in another limo and walk in rhinos. Obvious statement but WOW, birds are unreal. The VG now wants a dance with a girl I'm happy to oblige. After a few drinks we leave and head to encore. Back in the room with 3 VG and a few lads we order $250 of room service eat 20% of it then a few lads head down stairs whilst some others seal the deal.
Next day and everyone is hanging. We pre-book golf and cancel due to it being to dam hot. Head over to the Wynn swimming pool and purchase a lily pad and huge bed. The pool isn't busy but music is rocking so we decide the only way to carry on is to drink again. We are introduced to the drink of the holiday GOOSE AND JUICE.... Goes down a treat. Then move to beers, mojitos and obviously strawberry dacquiri's. The pool starts to get busy and before you know it we're knee deep in clunge.
Pool babes are reem.
Glenn sees ryan trying to be cool hanging around in the ankle deep pool so decides to push him in the main pool without realising he has his iphone 4 in his pocket. Bad times.
I hit the tables by the pool, roulette and blackjack.... lose money, ohh well its Vegas. Carry on drinking whilst trying to piece together last nights events!!
Adam falls asleep in the room. I wake him up and tell him to get ready. He jumps up and thinks starts to get ready for the pool party. "no mate its 9pm not 9am'
Once again we meet in the encore bar. Ryan is still struggling from last night and is in bed, Pat tells us he will wake him up in an hour then come and meet us. The rest of the dream team head over to the cosmopolitan, this hotel is fcuking amazing. Ladies every where. All 8/10's.
Chandelier bar looks buzzing we head to the 3rd floor to grab some food then hit marquee. The que is double long with reem birds everywhere REALLY......... Its like an orgasmic mess.
We call our contact Justen Crews who pulls it out the bag. Gets us through the que and down into the club, one word - UNREAL. The place is rammed. Great table over looking the dance floor and the hostess is hot. Order our drinks and party the night away. Only a few of the guys show up as some wanted to watch the England vs Scotland rugby game.
Lee gets asked by the bouncer if he could follow him and obliges to then find out he is actually getting kicked out for being too drunk!! Haha
Pat and Ryan arrive at 3AM to find us all hammered and the 8K bar bill not paid. Ryan pays and later goes on to say its the most expensive single drink he's ever had to pay for…. haha.
For the first time in 6 visits to Vegas we stay in the club until the end. Lights come on and we realise its time to head home. Our waiter bags up the remainder of the goose and we walk out the club bleary eyed.
We end up back in encore and gamble a bit more. Ryan loses his arse
Saturday morning and everyone is buzzing for encore beach party. Quick bite to eat in the legendary denny's!!!! Then straight into the pool party. Once inside we grab our cabanna and order the GOOSE!! The day starts sensibly with food being ordered a few beers "BUD LIGHT" and of course the goose and juice.
It soon turns messy with the vodka in full flow. Partying in the pool with unbelievably fit birds everywhere. proper 10 outta 10 stuff! No splashing soon turns into splashing with one particular arrogant lady been given the wet rat look. She had a full face of make up and obviously been to the hair dresser.
"A 200 dollar haircut....... ruined in 5 seconds..... Priceless"
After more partying in and around the pool we head back to the cabanna. Two beautiful encore hostesses come round selling glasses, now I'm not sure if Dave is more interested in the girls or glasses but he takes his off and starts trying them on. Finds a lovely pair and is about to part with the cash until he sees the price $1,300, YOURS. He then proceeds to try on some others until he finds a pair he loves. $200 says the girls. “I'll taken em” he reply's only then to look at then and realise that they are his own fcuking glasses......
More drinking and dancing results in Ryan slipping and doing a dive that Tom Daley would be proud of. He hits the floor hard. Everyone pi$ses themselves before checking to see if he is ok!!
Saturday night turns into a bit of a waste. Everyone is so smashed from the pool party that only a handful of the dream team go out (myself not being one). The lads hit surrender and just have a few beers. Very young crowd but the music is good.
After a great sleep we all wake up raring to go, last full day so let's make the most of it. After watching spurs beat the scum 2-1 (that's in soccer) we head down to the Wynn pool. Another day of drinking soon gets us in the mood. We say goodbye to a few of the team who go home early due to being under the thumb. We decide not to bother with golf that we had already paid for!!!! No interest.
The Vegas veterans (dave and rob) tell us in no uncertain terms that "eating's cheating" so no dinner for us tonight.
We head out early to the mandalay bay in another limo for the traditional ice bar outing. A quick beer in a bar beforehand then into mayhem.
We have a few shots at the bar then head into the ice lounge......... Topless. Minus 5, Fcuk me feels like minus 30. How Eskimos get a hard on I will never know??? We get some great photos and sing the national anthem among others. Stuart drinks copious amounts of vodka. And once out of the cold it hits him. He is hammered, can't even hold his neck up (new nickname = verti). All over the place.
After many photos of him laying on steve we decide to take him home. With two of the team carrying out, he's dragging his feet like a spoilt kid being taken out of toys 'r' us. The cab driver refuses to take him until glenn offers him a extra $100..... Amazing how money changes peoples thinking.
He goes home to sleep off the 3 bottles of vodka in under an hour!!! REALLY!!
The rest of the team go to Steve’s with $50 worth of McDonald's. Steve has upgraded to a junior tower suit or something similar, its like being in the hangover, huge, overlooking the strip, with a massage table!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
After smashing the mcd's to pieces we hit XS. We get a great table on the dance floor. It would be fair to say most of the team are tired now. The weekend has taken its toll on all our livers and kidneys.
After a few drinks we get a second wind and start piling through the vodka.
Then Mohammad walks through the door. now this guy is seriously rich. He orders 300 bottles of crystal straight away and has taken over the whole club. Has loads of tables full of hot girls just drinking his champagne. All looking unreal. The club have produced banners, hats, glasses and even the hostess have "we love Mohammad" outfits on. REALLY.
The nights becomes a bit fuzzy with champagne being sprayed, dancing on tables and lee taking a tumble down the sofa into the table then onto the floor!
We leave and hit the tables. Ryan and Adam hit crabs and both loose. Then onto blackjack. I hit roulette and make some money. I decide to call it a night/morning at 7:30. I wake up at 11 to find both ryan and adam still gambling. Both look bleary eyed and VERY drunk.
After packing very quickly and checking up on a very hungover and sick stuart we checkout, and pay the bill!!!! Then head outside to grab the last few rays. I hit roulette and can't put a foot wrong. A great way to end a great weekend.
Until next time Vegas.
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