Name dropping asshole I met a few days ago...

[Sortie]

So I'm at work Friday night and this guy comes up to me and says this:
'Hey...whats your name?"

Right off the bat I'm weary. When people come up to you inside a Las Vegas nightclub and ask you your name-your either in trouble, or you're in store for some serious bullshit.

I responded {cause I'm a total prick when needed}:
"Whats up man...what do you need?"

"No...I said: Whats your name??" he said.

"Yeah...I heard you, and I said: what do you need?"

"When people ask you your name-your supposed to tell them your name" he said

"I'm gonna try this one more time, then I'm gonna walk away...WHAT DO YOU NEED??

"Yeah okay..do you know |insert hi profile VIP table host|"--who I do in fact know..and know well.

"I do...are you looking for him--I just saw him 5 min ago" I said

"No--he told me to come here and mention his name and you'd comp me up with a table for me and my friends"

Fucken lies.

"How many people?? and who's paying for it? I said

"Dude...you gotta pay attention--I said the table would be COMPED---do you know what that means?? Are you new?? How long have you worked here?? Do you even know who I am??

B O O M!
I knew it was coming..and sure as shit--he hit me with the dreaded conversation enderDo you know who I am?.

"Dood...If I didn't have more pressing matters right now, I'd really get knee deep in your ass--but I'm busy--so just get the fuck away from me before this shit ends violently"

Fast forward till about 2 am---I see hotel security with this asshole in cuffs.
Yeah---he got in the club. Got in and tried to use a stolen credit card.

So I had him pegged as a dick 2 seconds after meeting him.

[Chuck]

I ran into a host (at least he said he was a host) last trip that made me feel the same way...I still get agitated when I think about him. Rolled up to my table all cocky, dropped a name or two, piping off how he was going to get ahold of my host's boss to get us moved to a better table...didn't even work at that club. Hope I never see this dude again...

[DeX]

I do it all the time. Usually when I dont get arrested i at least get 1 drink ticket that expires at midnight...score!

[boags]

oh I remember you now.

[kazflair]

So I'm at work Friday night and this guy comes up to me and says this:
'Hey...whats your name?"

Right off the bat I'm weary. When people come up to you inside a Las Vegas nightclub and ask you your name-your either in trouble, or you're in store for some serious bullshit.

I responded {cause I'm a total prick when needed}:
"Whats up man...what do you need?"

"No...I said: Whats your name??" he said.

"Yeah...I heard you, and I said: what do you need?"

"When people ask you your name-your supposed to tell them your name" he said

"I'm gonna try this one more time, then I'm gonna walk away...WHAT DO YOU NEED??

"Yeah okay..do you know |insert hi profile VIP table host|"--who I do in fact know..and know well.

"I do...are you looking for him--I just saw him 5 min ago" I said

"No--he told me to come here and mention his name and you'd comp me up with a table for me and my friends"

Fucken lies.

"How many people?? and who's paying for it? I said

"Dude...you gotta pay attention--I said the table would be COMPED---do you know what that means?? Are you new?? How long have you worked here?? Do you even know who I am??

B O O M!
I knew it was coming..and sure as shit--he hit me with the dreaded conversation enderDo you know who I am?.

"Dood...If I didn't have more pressing matters right now, I'd really get knee deep in your ass--but I'm busy--so just get the fuck away from me before this shit ends violently"

Fast forward till about 2 am---I see hotel security with this asshole in cuffs.
Yeah---he got in the club. Got in and tried to use a stolen credit card.

So I had him pegged as a dick 2 seconds after meeting him.

Oh this is awesome... I usually fuck these dudes up and end conversations quickly by just saying, "Have (big time vip host/or whoever} call or text me" and just walk off. For some reason they never do, hahaha!