Ok, on a scale of one to Jenna Jameson- how screwed am I?

[clientele]

some of the hottest women i know are sarcastic and bitchy. some i like. some i hate. it's all in the delivery.

[kazflair]

I'll keep it 100 with you. This same situation happened to one of my really hot girl groups this past Friday. I told them to ditch the late Cirque show or whatever because the timing would put them at the club 1230am -1pm. They insisted and didn't listen and had to go to this 1 club in particular. I told them, "if you get out at 1230am, this is not the club to show up to at that time", it will be slammed. As predicted it was. They waited almost an hour to get in as only bottle adds were moving through. My host connect is strong at this club so I know he did the best he could. The got in, he got em to a table, guys ended up being creepy, etc. etc.. So my advice is to move show, don't go to show, or don't go to a club that is overly popular (most right now because of spring break/march madness). The good thing was that for the rest of the trip they listened to me and had the best time.

[Tara Denise]

I'll keep it 100 with you. This same situation happened to one of my really hot girl groups this past Friday. I told them to ditch the late Cirque show or whatever because the timing would put them at the club 1230am -1pm. They insisted and didn't listen and had to go to this 1 club in particular. I told them, "if you get out at 1230am, this is not the club to show up to at that time", it will be slammed. As predicted it was. They waited almost an hour to get in as only bottle adds were moving through. My host connect is strong at this club so I know he did the best he could. The got in, he got em to a table, guys ended up being creepy, etc. etc.. So my advice is to move show, don't go to show, or don't go to a club that is overly popular (most right now because of spring break/march madness). The good thing was that for the rest of the trip they listened to me and had the best time.

great advice, thanks!!

Yeah, I think we're just either catching the early one or skipping it altogether. Lol this is really just a wonderful excuse for me to try and talk them out of this thing. If I have a strong a desire to see a half naked Australian, I can just Skype with my future Mr.

[ENC012E]

Lol thanks guys! Our group is.....mostly hot. We've got two 10s, three 8s, a 7, and two 5s that can just stay in the back lol. I feel like we aren't worth a host's time, though- we aren't planning to do bottle service on Friday, since people are already planing on being "tired" by 1, it's not worth it.

ahhh the hilarity that would ensue if the 5s and 3 every found this site....lol

[Tara Denise]

Lol thanks guys! Our group is.....mostly hot. We've got two 10s, three 8s, a 7, and two 5s that can just stay in the back lol. I feel like we aren't worth a host's time, though- we aren't planning to do bottle service on Friday, since people are already planing on being "tired" by 1, it's not worth it.

ahhh the hilarity that would ensue if the 5s and 3 every found this site....lol

Well, obviously, if they did- I'm not talking about THEM. I'm talking about some other friend (the benefits of bachelorette parties- all my bridesmaids don't know each other). Lol that's like Girl Code 101.

[Harry Dunne]

We've got two 10s, three 8s...

You can stop right there. If true, (and forgive me for being skeptical cause those are some VERY impressive numbers) you're in with no problem. It doesn't matter what club, what time, or what size the line is. If two 10's and 3 8's walk up to the front door of a club, they're in. Case closed. They'll let the 5's in too, no need to make them stand in the back

[timbuck2]

I call dibs on the 5's. Two 5's are better than 1 ten.

[Joeysarsenal]

This thread brought all kinds of laughter.
Thanks.

Anyways i suggest as others have, getting a earlier show or ditching it.

[boags]

This thread is gold, can't believe I missed it earlier.

Agree with what everyone else has said. Fuck Thunder from Down Under. Do the club instead.

If you're super keen on seeing naked australians, pull your trip forward 2 weeks and go to an invasion event. The drunk, naked one is aussie. No, not Ricky. The other one.

[Tara Denise]

We've got two 10s, three 8s...

You can stop right there. If true, (and forgive me for being skeptical cause those are some VERY impressive numbers) you're in with no problem. It doesn't matter what club, what time, or what size the line is. If two 10's and 3 8's walk up to the front door of a club, they're in. Case closed. They'll let the 5's in too, no need to make them stand in the back

Lol alright, I will take your word for it. I figured we would be fine, but it's hard to remember how things work in a city where the one time I visited I was impaired before I even got into my hotel room.

And the skepticism doesn't bother me. This is the internet, after all. I once met a girl online who went by "London Pixie." When I showed up for the date, I learned that she had never left the country (actually had JUST moved to NYC from Iowa) AND was definitely not pixie-like in stature (5'1" and about a size 14 so....more of a dwarf). Lol so yeah- skepticism welcomed and understood. :-)

If you're super keen on seeing naked australians, pull your trip forward 2 weeks and go to an invasion event. The drunk, naked one is aussie. No, not Ricky. The other one.

Oh I love naked Australians. I'm marrying a sometimes-naked one. It's why the girls thought Thunder from Down Under would be perfect. I think I'll just talk them out of it, and have the pole-dancing class as the one corny thing. That part, I don't mind so much- mostly because it's at a relatively dead time of day AND we've got 3 ballerinas in the group, I'm interested to see how that translates.

I am pretty bummed I'm missing the invasion. I might have to try and talk some friends into making another trip for August or September. I wish I would've found this site sooner! Though I am glad I found it before I wasted money on "VIP" services.

[ashroid]

I'd rather go with people from the forum. They're much more fun. (read boags' comment). When/if I get married, I'm not letting my local friends run my bachelor party.

[PorkChopExpress]

I call dibs on the 5's. Two 5's are better than 1 ten.

I've never banged a 10 in Vegas. But one night, I nailed five 2's.

And I think that ought to count.

[Tara Denise]

I call dibs on the 5's. Two 5's are better than 1 ten.

I've never banged a 10 in Vegas. But one night, I nailed five 2's.

And I think that ought to count.

Only counts if it was all at the same time.

And for those who care (aka no one!), we are doing the earlier show. AND I've halfway talked at least one girl into the August Invasion, so at least I'll get one trip where everyone's on the same page as me before i move all the freaking way across the globe. Thanks for all the advice!

[Madman]

I call dibs on the 5's. Two 5's are better than 1 ten.

I've never banged a 10 in Vegas. But one night, I nailed five 2's.

And I think that ought to count.

That's way too much math for Vegas on the fly!

Great thread ... wheels up in a few!