Things to stop doing in clubs...

[jsully84]

(here's one for security guys):

I hate it when I follow the suggested dress codes and attempt to wear a collared shirt (though its 100 degrees outside) and they let dudes in wearing v-necks and t-shirts - I'm talking Tier 1 clubs! btw - @Sortie - are Macy's V-necks allowed these days?

Yeah, I hate this crap too. I normally go to Vegas in June/July and its 90-100 degrees at night. I got on long sleeves and maybe even a nice jacket. Yeah, I look good, but if there is a dress code, how the t-shirts get in? Annoying.

They a.) Work in the industry, b.) Know somebody at the club that let them in dressed like that or c.) Are dropping a lot of $$$ on bottles

[shewholistens]

Also, what I like to call drive-by assgrabs.... Unless you want us to go around squeezing your balls. Not gently. At least ask me my name, compliment my eyes, perhaps a beverage, and I will maybe consider it for your efforts

awesome! drive-by assgrabs

love that phrase...

I thank the rabbit hole that is my mind
Perfect way to put it, right?
Locomotive groping rolls off the tongue nicely, too.

Call it a "double standard" but if some chick thinks I am hot and she wants to give my nuts a hard squeeze, go for it. Just expect that I am planning to follow you around for the rest of the night in hopes that you want to do some "squeezing" later.

See, with drive-bys there's no contact, so you don't see them coming, you don't see them going, so I can see the amusement.

Give a guy the ol reach around from the right side, and run to the left before he turns around all of the way, blend back into the crowd But really, I guess if I grabbed balls, it would be equivalent to a guy grabbing my girls and my hooha, which would not be cool. I will have to suck it up, I am wearing a tight dress to show the booty anyways, I guess that's a double standard in itself.

I'll have to act quick and grab the culprit by the scruff and lead him to the bar to teach him a lesson.

[Doc1200]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNlyKSdbU1E

Bros dancing to impress other bros...please stop!

[Sortie]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNlyKSdbU1E

Bros dancing to impress other bros...please stop!

Typical Crooklyn trash wanna-be bodybuilder.
All upper body {small at that..not impressed..shoulda taken more Deca, and less Winstrol}...and no legs.
That guy hasn't been near the squat rack since the first day he joined the gym.
I crack up every time I see them.
You BETTER wear pants, cause your prepubescent calves speak volumes about your training habits.

Just like this:
guido douchbag flexing while he walks w his gay crew

[timbuck2]

They really should adjust the cover charge based on what state you are from.

[wowzers83]

My pet peeves are people putting their empty glasses on the floor. walk 15feet and place it on the bar....Its not hard, really!

and then there are the douchebags who dont know how to walk in a crowd. You're not cool if you keep your body straight and bump shoulders pushing people out of the way.

[scooner]

well this one is pretty much for anywhere, people who stay at the bar after they get their drinks, making an already difficult mission to get to the bar and get the bartender's attention even more difficult. get out the damn way once you get your drinks, its not your table cheap ass!

[IRockNvegas]

bachelor parties

[IRockNvegas]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNlyKSdbU1E

Bros dancing to impress other bros...please stop!

Typical Crooklyn trash wanna-be bodybuilder.
All upper body {small at that..not impressed..shoulda taken more Deca, and less Winstrol}...and no legs.
That guy hasn't been near the squat rack since the first day he joined the gym.
I crack up every time I see them.
You BETTER wear pants, cause your prepubescent calves speak volumes about your training habits.

Just like this:
guido douchbag flexing while he walks w his gay crew

Every las vegas pool party has its tool factory

[cm4short]

I'll have to act quick and grab the culprit by the scruff and lead him to the bar to teach him a lesson.

Sounds like a guy version of the 'Walk Of Shame'

[Doc1200]

well this one is pretty much for anywhere, people who stay at the bar after they get their drinks, making an already difficult mission to get to the bar and get the bartender's attention even more difficult. Get out the damn way once you get your drinks, its not your table cheap ass!

yes!!

[not a vet but no rookie]

bachelor parties

they should be required to get a table

[HunnyBadger]

There are lots of people out there who go to clubs, stay there a while, and have an angry look on their face. I wish this could stop...from the studio thugs who wants to look hard like it's a rap video shoot all the way to the aspiring model chicks, all bored looking, and who won't crack a smile and pretty much just frown at anyone who isn't offering a free drink.

Everyone has a bad time now and then and might not be cheerful every waking moment. But if life is so hard, don't go to the club that night. Or at least stay in a corner or something.

[Stello4]

Lining up or paying higher minimums while any of the kardashians are hosting.

[kman90]

There are lots of people out there who go to clubs, stay there a while, and have an angry look on their face. I wish this could stop...from the studio thugs who wants to look hard like it's a rap video shoot all the way to the aspiring model chicks, all bored looking, and who won't crack a smile and pretty much just frown at anyone who isn't offering a free drink.

Everyone has a bad time now and then and might not be cheerful every waking moment. But if life is so hard, don't go to the club that night. Or at least stay in a corner or something.

Hey I'm guilty of not smiling when I'm in the club...it could be cause I have a great buzz from pregaming, but I can come across as having "no smile"...guilty

As for women, I use that as an open simply asking them why no smile? Great way to start a conversation, if she's rude, no one will notice or care and I have 1000 more girls to speak to!