Craziest thing your woman/man has said to you before you go on a Vegas trip?

[timbuck2]

My buddy lived in Vegas with his wife and 2 kids (about 5 years ago). A bunch of us flew in from So Cal for a bachelor party. His wife dropped him off at Hard Rock with the kids in the car. As he is grabbing his bag she pulls him aside and says "If you do anything fucking stupid - this will be the last time you see your children again. Have fun honey."

My wife (a year after I had lost my wedding ring at Rehab): "You should probably just leave your wedding ring in the hotel safe for the weeknd."

[Lord Chezz]

Be good

[IRockNvegas]

I'm not going to send you off to Vegas with a loaded gun

[WT661]

I'm not going to send you off to Vegas with a loaded gun

Thats taking care of her man. haha.

Mine didnt say anything... I think thats even worse. Silence means so many things... that are not good. lol

[Dynasty]

One of my buddies was planning on getting married and the best man wanted to do a Vegas trip for the Bachelor party, so the fiance got upset and wanted to have her Bachelorette party in Vegas during the same weekend and wanted to have one day for themselves.....so much for trust....

[Phx2Vegas]

Whatever happens in Vegas leave it in Vegas, better not bring herpes back

[cm4short]

I got a shot and 4 pills that'll cure everything when you get back.

[Sidekicknicholas]

I was getting dropped off at the airport by the Mrs. for a "business" trip to Vegas and her words were...

"Love you, have fun, be safe..... and I see everything so don't even try"
Scared me a bit.

[Carolina J]

Her: "I want a divorce"
Me: "Yeah, me too. Going to Vegas for a few days, have your shit gone by the time I get back"
Her: "But, but...."

[IRockNvegas]

This how I'm normally sent off to Vegas

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[WarreN]

I've always been single when in Vegas