Bottle Rats...

[sincerity]

Nothing tops, when after you offer one drink... they start helping themselves!

this is when it's good to have your bouncer with a tip in his pocket already...motion for him to take care of her and escort her away from your space and find a new prospect. Any girl that will after being offered a drink go ahead and pour her another without asking gets the boot man thats foul.

another method to ensure this doesn't happen is don't mix company until most everybody is hammered. Usually in vegas we've been drinking prior and it doesn't take long for us all to be fairly drunk. At this point look for some company. Plus it gives you time to just feel out the vibe of the spot, enjoy the dj and chill out with your boys and not worry about any fuckery going on.

[Senatordwill]

shit these last couple of days with the new threads i have been reading i have come to the conclusion that im not going to just dance and party the night away, now i have to worry about bottle on the floor, escorts trying to play me, and bottle rats. What other obstacles are there?

herpes.

lmao

[wowzers83]

Shit these last couple of days with the new threads I have been reading I have come to the conclusion that im not going to just dance and party the night away, Now I have to worry about bottle on the floor, escorts trying to play me, and bottle rats. What other obstacles are there?

gay guys at drais.

[RichardReborn]

I'm curious to hear how you all remove a bottle rat from your table.

I've done it once by asking security to walk her off my table, but then she turned and looked at me with a WHAT? WHY? WHATS GOING ON?... I just pretended not to see...awkward... lol

She seemed nice at the time I met her, till she started pouring shot after shot for herself like she bought the bottles. tsk tsk...

[Universal]

I'm curious to hear how you all remove a bottle rat from your table.

I've done it once by asking security to walk her off my table, but then she turned and looked at me with a WHAT? WHY? WHATS GOING ON?... I just pretended not to see...awkward... lol

She seemed nice at the time I met her, till she started pouring shot after shot for herself like she bought the bottles. tsk tsk...

That's the best way to do it.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zBdZf5Mj3c[/ame]

[Slurms]

I'm curious to hear how you all remove a bottle rat from your table.

I've done it once by asking security to walk her off my table, but then she turned and looked at me with a WHAT? WHY? WHATS GOING ON?... I just pretended not to see...awkward... lol

She seemed nice at the time I met her, till she started pouring shot after shot for herself like she bought the bottles. tsk tsk...

I would say telling her to eff off yourself, but there is a boss-like quality to having security do it for you.

[Lord Chezz]

I look forward to the use of hired goons to remove the scum that are bottle rats.

[WiscoBrad]

Would it be a dick move to fill our first empty vodka bottle with some water and set it by the bottle rats in case they decide to help themselves?

[Lord Chezz]

Would it be a dick move to fill our first empty vodka bottle with some water and set it by the bottle rats in case they decide to help themselves?

You and me, Brad, are going to do shots together one day.

[shrimp123]

what's the right tip for security, ive been reading the posts but peoples opinions seem to vary.

[gubuju]

what's the right tip for security, ive been reading the posts but peoples opinions seem to vary.

start with $20-$40, they really appreciate it

[darksideofjae]

The wife has a friend who i loathe for several reasons, but mostly because when she goes out partying her main objective is to find a "Sponsor". Sad thing is she's not even all that cute, but there's so many desperate lames in this city that she gets away with it.

[Slurms]

The wife has a friend who i loathe for several reasons, but mostly because when she goes out partying her main objective is to find a "Sponsor". Sad thing is she's not even all that cute, but there's so many desperate lames in this city that she gets away with it.

her "not cute" status might be elevated if it's 2AM, you're fucked up, and she's DTF

[darksideofjae]

The wife has a friend who i loathe for several reasons, but mostly because when she goes out partying her main objective is to find a "Sponsor". Sad thing is she's not even all that cute, but there's so many desperate lames in this city that she gets away with it.

her "not cute" status might be elevated if it's 2AM, you're fucked up, and she's DTF

Sadly....I wish this was true when it comes to her because then I could agree with you...but she doesn't even put out. She was accidentally invited to this years MayInvasion but I made the trip sound SO expensive that she backed out due to the costs.

[laidback]

nicely handled