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    So there I was minding my own business. = I was looking for trouble.
    Then all of the sudden. = After searching carefully for an hour.
    A really hot blonde was coming down the stairs at the mgm. = She was a Vegas 6.
    She goes "Whatcha doin tonight baby?" I was like "It's 4am so this is kind of the morning now isn't it?"
    She was obviously a hooker so I said "Out of curiosity how much?" She says "$300." I said "Are you just starting or am I getting your unshowered end of shift discount?"

    She walked away...
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  • #2
    haha
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    • #3
      That is classic
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      • #4
        careful, if that was a sting, you would be the one getting the shower, and a meal and change of clothes .....

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        • #5
          LMAO love it!!!

          Darryll is right tho....
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          • #6
            HAHAHA wow.

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            • #7
              LOL literally and earned an "Okay..."
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              • #8
                lol nice.

                Damn, you can't even ask how much?!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by warren View Post
                  lol nice.

                  Damn, you can't even ask how much?!

                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qt7bhjtkas
                  epic!
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                  • #10
                    never ever ask a girl 'how much?'. ever.

                    anyway, this is why i detest hookers..... hooker or not, you really want to be the 10th (or more) guy to poke a chick in one night?

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                    • #11
                      In all my trips to vegas I very rarely run into a situation like this. Perhaps I'm not in the right (or wrong) place. I'm glad I don't have to deal with this though. Funny response.

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                      • #12
                        I've been propped in clubs, casinos, casino bars, walking the strip, walkways between casinos (between Mandalay and Luxor), etc. I only asked how much 1 time - that was at Drais and she was SMOKING HOT...or I was super drunk. She wanted $600
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                        • #13
                          classic

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                          • #14
                            I only asked how much one time late inside the MGM. Forget how much it was but my excuse was that my brothers were inside the room upstairs. Her response?
                            "They can watch for $45 each." hahahahahaha

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by co21ss View Post
                              I only asked how much one time late inside the MGM. Forget how much it was but my excuse was that my brothers were inside the room upstairs. Her response?
                              "They can watch for $45 each." hahahahahaha
                              Hahaha

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