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    Some friends and I subscribe to the following theory: The only reason any woman would strip is for the money. The best way for a stripper to make money is private dances and champagne room dances. Lots of guys want to buy dances from good looking women. Good looking strippers make a lot of money relatively easy without much effort or “customer service.” Relatively unattractive strippers have to work harder for their money and therefore give better/more “customer service.”
    There are obviously good looking women who go the extra mile and ugly stripper’s who put little effort into their trade, but as a general rule I’ve found my theory to be true. Anyone else ever noticed this to be true?
    There’s obvious limits to how far one should take this; it doesn’t make sense to pay money for a dance to a girl you wouldn’t even be willing to hook up with if you saw somewhere else.

  • #2
    I haven't seen many strippers, I wouldn't be willing to hook-up with "if I saw them somewhere else." Except possibly at the original Crazy Horse years ago on Paradise I think. It was in an old "strip" center (no pun intended) that's long since been demolished. Some of the day shift was pretty rough

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    • #3
      good thing you dont go to strip clubs in wisconsin... all i can say is rough...

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      • #4
        In a town i worked in, they had ONE stripper a week who danced a 3 song set every 2 hours. New Dancer every Tuesday so that was the busy night.

        They had a girl i would rate at Least a B+ in the stripper catagory once. she finished her set, walked over to the payphone and lost it on someone on the other end. We never seen her dance again.

        and to the OP- YES, girls who arent "as" hot usually go the extra mile...

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Morgs View Post
          good thing you dont go to strip clubs in wisconsin... all i can say is rough...
          Cornfed girls with c-section scars who died emotionally years ago. Terrible.
          Never offer an open bar to a Wisconsinite... =)

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          • #6
            here in Canada we just go to Niagara Falls, look for the hot French women they seem to love going the extra mile
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            • #7
              Originally posted by kaption12 View Post
              here in Canada we just go to Niagara Falls, look for the hot French women they seem to love going the extra mile
              Is "The Sundowner" still open up there? That place was great. After Vegas, Niagara Falls is my next favorite casino town to party in. I've been to Casino Niagara 4 times and won all 4.

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              • #8
                yep still going strong cant find a seat on the weekend; after 11 it is standing room only. Depending on how long ago your last visit was we now have a "Penthouse" club which usually has some nice girl on girl action going on, and a new casino called the Falls View its nice but still no Vegas.
                Last edited by kaption12; 09-01-2011, 06:24 PM. Reason: spelling
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                • #9
                  I can attest that this theory works. You can also add "old" to the "ugly" tag and you can guarantee yourself some extra curriculars.
                  Things escalated quickly...

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by WiscoBrad View Post
                    Originally posted by Morgs View Post
                    good thing you dont go to strip clubs in wisconsin... all i can say is rough...
                    Cornfed girls with c-section scars who died emotionally years ago. Terrible.
                    LMAO I spit out my water!
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Jick View Post
                      Some friends and I subscribe to the following theory: The only reason any woman would strip is for the money. The best way for a stripper to make money is private dances and champagne room dances. Lots of guys want to buy dances from good looking women. Good looking strippers make a lot of money relatively easy without much effort or “customer service.” Relatively unattractive strippers have to work harder for their money and therefore give better/more “customer service.”
                      There are obviously good looking women who go the extra mile and ugly stripper’s who put little effort into their trade, but as a general rule I’ve found my theory to be true. Anyone else ever noticed this to be true?
                      There’s obvious limits to how far one should take this; it doesn’t make sense to pay money for a dance to a girl you wouldn’t even be willing to hook up with if you saw somewhere else.
                      Like you said this is not always the case but thats a good theory

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                      • #12
                        ugly ones are easier.. and more chill.. some guys are also intimidated by a hott chic.. and also want a girl they are convince they can take home.. ugly ones work too..
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                        • #13
                          ive found that the super hot ones are just lazy. They act like they are doing you a favour by buying a lap dance from them.

                          Its best to do some scouting to see how she performs, then pounce like Lion on a gazelle.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by smartone618 View Post
                            I haven't seen many strippers, I wouldn't be willing to hook-up with "if I saw them somewhere else." Except possibly at the original Crazy Horse years ago on Paradise I think. It was in an old "strip" center (no pun intended) that's long since been demolished. Some of the day shift was pretty rough
                            its still there.. just not inhabited
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                            • #15
                              After my last trip I believe this more than ever

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