Texts from last night

[SoCal Girl]

Does anyone else read the site Texts from last night? They are freaking hilarious! for those that don't know it is a site where people send their funny texts. The ( ) is the area code they are from.

http://textsfromlastnight.com/

(336): Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?


(303): I don't like the word whore. I prefer the term penis enthusiast.

(774): ugh. my soul tastes like vodka

[Cisco419]

That site is awesome!!!

(219): She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.

(440): I just did the classiest thing ever.
(216): last time you said that you got chlamydia.

(703): Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more

[BarrelO]

Site is blocked due to: Adult/Mature Content;Humor/Jokes

LOL YOU HAVE A JOB

[Cisco419]

hahaha this site is sick!!!

(774): i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...

(312): I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.

(919): so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.

(215): i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section

The best!!!
(909): I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him

[restyle]

(303): I don't like the word whore. I prefer the term penis enthusiast.

My friends and I were discussing this one last night over drinks lol

[Cisco419]

(510): he said he didn't have a condom.
(415): and you said?
(510): that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.

(214): Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.

(617): I would do horrible things to your vagina.
(978): Prove it.

(519): and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"

(847): I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
(1-847): How was it?
(847): Fantastic, but that's not the point.

(847): i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.

[Cisco419]

Thank you SoCal... now I have something to waste time with!!! lol

[wat]

lol, I love the site. (And for those of you with a BlackBerry, there's an app called TFLNBerry for free - quickly gets you the most updated TFLN's.)

Read this one and thought of you guys:

(408): um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.

[KC2Vegas]

Btw they have a iPhone app.

[SoCal Girl]

This site and the TFLN site make it easier for me to sit through my son's 2 hour baseball practices!

413): that girl last night was a 15
(1-413): wait she was 15?
(413): no like black jack not sure if you should hit it


(330): I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?

[Moezilla]

Have you guys seen the FML website? It stands for F#$k my life. I just got the app for my iPhone. Some of them are totally fake, but some are flipping hilarious.

http://www.fmylife.com/

"Today, my college roomate and I received our first pieces of mail! We were very excited! Our mailbox wasn't empty anymore! She got a package of home baked cookies in the mail from her family. I got a letter from a stranger in prison. FML"

[SoCal Girl]

Have you guys seen the FML website? It stands for F#$k my life. I just got the app for my iPhone. Some of them are totally fake, but some are flipping hilarious.

http://www.fmylife.com/

"Today, my college roomate and I received our first pieces of mail! We were very excited! Our mailbox wasn't empty anymore! She got a package of home baked cookies in the mail from her family. I got a letter from a stranger in prison. FML"

Yeah I like the FML one too. But I am a sucker for the drunk texts in TFLN. What can I say I am easily entertained.

[Moezilla]

Yeah I like the FML one too. But I am a sucker for the drunk texts in TFLN. What can I say I am easily entertained.

TFLN can be way more funny. FML is a nice option when you're looking for variety when laughing at other's misfortunes.

[SoCal Girl]

TFLN can be way more funny. FML is a nice option when you're looking for variety when laughing at other's misfortunes.

True nothing better than laughing at others.....I miss Jerry Springer Where did they find those people?

[Moezilla]

(562): Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.

Ahahahah!!! Searched my own area code and came up with this. Fantastic.