Leaving the forum forever in 15 minutes

[Skinny Larry]

Yesterday I get a tip from my buddy Dnix. He's a sharp bettor on the horses, really know his stuff. He's got a bad shoulder right now so he has to go to physio everyday. Anyway, his Doctor also works with some horse trainers and gets them steroids to give the horses. This gets him in tight with the trainers and he gets great tips. He passes those along to Dnix who gives them to me.

Dnix had a great tip on for a race at The Meadowlands today and I just unloaded. Well, guess what...the goddamn horse lost and I now owe some books $20K by Monday. All my money is tied up in the Chinese restaurant I bought into with Cisco. I own 30% of the store but basically we use it to funnel gambling winnings through the business.

Well since I dont have any money I'm leaving town. Cant take a chance of getting killed by the bookies.

I pack lightly thankfully and this will be my last post tonight. I am taking my van to another area of the country to settle. I am basically tired of Newark, anyway. I will have lots of memories here but it is time to move on. Hey we had fun and no better place to find gambling wise guys. Here is what I will miss.

1. Hitting baseballs into apartment buildings to check wind directions so we could bet baseball totals.
2. Hanging out with the guys on the corners with toothpicks in our mouths talking about girls.
3. Waiting in lines at banks for loans with my boys to settle up with the bookies
4. Going to Meadowlands Racetrack with my High School buds
5. Running sprints in the middle of Jefferson Street
6. Jogging with like 15-20 guys in the AM talking about the games
7. Wearing my bow and arrow around the streets of Newark
8. Hitting the Jazz clubs with my mink on
9. Finally the greatest weekly event of them all is when I would throw bubble gum (bazookas) from the top of my roof to all the kids, especially when I made a score.

The Van is fired up and running. I'll update from the Road!

[Skinny Larry]

I'm in Maryland now

Just a quick update. I'm in Maryland at a Kinkos so I've got to be quick. Its nice here but still way too close to Newark. I am heading South and should be in North Carolina soon.

It feels weird to leave everyone because I did not even say good bye and by mistake I lost my cell phone so I guess have to start fresh somewhere. Let me know if any members are down this way so maybe I can shack up for a day or two until I find myself.

Ok going back to my van and heading South.

[todthebod]

Your plan on misdirection using this forum is amateurish.

[Skinny Larry]

Tod, can I stay with you a few days? I will need a wireless internet connection and at least a 42 inch flat screen in my room

[darksideofjae]

Philly is just like newark, so come on over.

[Charles~]

[Skinny Larry]

I'm in South Carolina

I stayed in a small town here in SC last night. Very nice and woodsy. I kind of stand out a bit with my mink coat and chains but the locals think I'm a big timer from back east. They already have a nickname for me, the kids call me Uncle Jones, not too sure why.

The women here are really sexy. I nailed one last night that I met at the ice cream soda shop. She was 33 years old, 5'9" about 195lbs and powerful in bed.

I gave her a $500 best buy gift card, not for the sex but because she was really sweet. But stupid me, I forgot to use a condom and she knows my real name. I'm gonna slip out of town in the middle of the night and head to Daytona Beach tomorrow.

I'll check in tomorrow.

[dnix]

you coming to the may invasion?

[Skinny Larry]

you coming to the may invasion?

I'm 50-50 right now. I think Jack has me working as punishment for falling asleep during the last moderators meeting. I'm working on

[Skinny Larry]

In Daytona Beach!

Finally made it ot Florida and i think I'm in the clear. I dont think i'm being followed anymore.

Daytona is pretty dirty. Not sure I will stay here. I might make my way to Miami in the morning. Tonight i think I will get a late night craigslist escort and try and score some Yayo.

Gotta go, some crew is firing shotguns outside my window

[darksideofjae]

Finally made it ot Florida and i think I'm in the clear. I dont think i'm being followed anymore.

Daytona is pretty dirty. Not sure I will stay here. I might make my way to Miami in the morning. Tonight i think I will get a late night craigslist escort and try and score some Yayo.

Gotta go, some crew is firing shotguns outside my window

Be careful, you may run into Royale

[WiscoBrad]

Steal his laptop if you see him!

[Skinny Larry]

I'm in Miami now

Made it to Miami Friday and i've decided to stay. I've been hanging out in a some mob bars and I've decided to join the Mafia. At first they laughed at me when I asked to sign up but then the saw my intimidating size and power. I will start at the bottom and work my way up doing whatever jobs I need to do.

I told them I loansharked back in Newark, basically just bullshitted and they bought it. The head guy told me to leave the mink coat and pinky ring in my hotel as it drew too much attention when I was out making my collections. Fuk him. I'm taking him out the first chance I get.

Gonna go to some clubs tonight in South Beach and probably meet up with WiscoBrad. He's in town for a Jai Ali event. Tomorrow some dog racing action and a meeting with my connection Cuban cigars.

Life is good for Skinny Larry.

[jsully84]

Did you hit up Ultra at all Larry?

[NyceGuy]

How is this not getting more attention? We need an update.