There's been a lot of talk about bannings and new forums opening and I figure the time is right for me to put myself on the market. I'm still a little pissed off I didn't get the Junior Moderator Position I requested so I'm not sure if I can sign a new contract with this forum.
I will be staying at the Imperial Palace this weekend, Suite 1604 where I will be entertaining various forum owners and their representatives. On Saturday night I will be hosting a private party in my room. I've arranged for a 6 foot quiznos sub for us to share and we will have music (a local jazz band called Sally Storm and Jimmy Bones) and finish the night with some Shadow Boxing.
Casual dress, jumpsuits or mink coats will do.
On Sunday I will entertain bids from the forum owners. Dnix, as Jack Coltons representative I expect you to attend. Please arrange for me to have a nice television in my suite, wireless internet, a bath robe and some scented candles. For breakfast on Sunday I would like some pancakes. Please have some bacon and eggs as a backup in case your pancakes don't turn out fluffy.
Dnix, I await your proposal
I will be staying at the Imperial Palace this weekend, Suite 1604 where I will be entertaining various forum owners and their representatives. On Saturday night I will be hosting a private party in my room. I've arranged for a 6 foot quiznos sub for us to share and we will have music (a local jazz band called Sally Storm and Jimmy Bones) and finish the night with some Shadow Boxing.
Casual dress, jumpsuits or mink coats will do.
On Sunday I will entertain bids from the forum owners. Dnix, as Jack Coltons representative I expect you to attend. Please arrange for me to have a nice television in my suite, wireless internet, a bath robe and some scented candles. For breakfast on Sunday I would like some pancakes. Please have some bacon and eggs as a backup in case your pancakes don't turn out fluffy.
Dnix, I await your proposal

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