You guys have probably been wondering where I've been. Had to do a quick stretch in State Prison. Tried to get Dnix to bail me out but he spent all his cash on whitewalls for his car.
Guys I got robbed in Court. The case was for shoplifting last year for approx. $7500 in various items on 7 different occasions. It was bullshit and I got shafted in Court. I should have gotten an attorney to represent me instead of doing it myself but I watch a lot of Law and Order and I felt that I had a decent chance.
I didnt steal anything. The only thing I did was change the price tag on some packages of veal from like $240 to $140 and I also stuffed some Trojans into the daily news so I did not have to pay for them. I guess they had me on camera but I didn't steal anything else.
The store claimed I was a repeat offender. Hey maybe a few times I've lifted a couple of sandwiches from the food concession but that was it. I knew some people who worked at the courthouse and they helped keep the case away from court for about a year and I figured I would eventually get probation. Unfortunately the theft charge violated my parole from an icident at the Las Vegas Hilton several years back.
I got 24 months in a prison in upstate NY and ended up serving 3/4's of the sentence. I bribed one of the guards to put in a good behaviour report for me.
Unreal luck. The one clerk testified that I smuggled a microwave out of the store but he lied. Yes I was on film with the oven but I think I paid for it. Get this another guy gets up and said I stole over 50 cartons of cigarettes!!!!! Bullshit!!! The only thing I smoke is cherry cigarellos when I sip Brandy before a soak in my tub.
They played the surveillance tape in court and it was not my fault the clerk did not look under 4 cases of charcoal. Thats on him to be thorough and professional. Also there was a charge of theft for some adult magazines and tapes. The woman clerk said I smuggled them out of the store in my pants but I looked at the tape and all I was doing was tucking my shirt in.
I got screwed so I went off to prison for a while. But I'm back and I wish everyone good luck and health. I'm looking to get my Junior Moderator position back once I've earned Jacks trust again.
Guys I got robbed in Court. The case was for shoplifting last year for approx. $7500 in various items on 7 different occasions. It was bullshit and I got shafted in Court. I should have gotten an attorney to represent me instead of doing it myself but I watch a lot of Law and Order and I felt that I had a decent chance.
I didnt steal anything. The only thing I did was change the price tag on some packages of veal from like $240 to $140 and I also stuffed some Trojans into the daily news so I did not have to pay for them. I guess they had me on camera but I didn't steal anything else.
The store claimed I was a repeat offender. Hey maybe a few times I've lifted a couple of sandwiches from the food concession but that was it. I knew some people who worked at the courthouse and they helped keep the case away from court for about a year and I figured I would eventually get probation. Unfortunately the theft charge violated my parole from an icident at the Las Vegas Hilton several years back.
I got 24 months in a prison in upstate NY and ended up serving 3/4's of the sentence. I bribed one of the guards to put in a good behaviour report for me.
Unreal luck. The one clerk testified that I smuggled a microwave out of the store but he lied. Yes I was on film with the oven but I think I paid for it. Get this another guy gets up and said I stole over 50 cartons of cigarettes!!!!! Bullshit!!! The only thing I smoke is cherry cigarellos when I sip Brandy before a soak in my tub.
They played the surveillance tape in court and it was not my fault the clerk did not look under 4 cases of charcoal. Thats on him to be thorough and professional. Also there was a charge of theft for some adult magazines and tapes. The woman clerk said I smuggled them out of the store in my pants but I looked at the tape and all I was doing was tucking my shirt in.
I got screwed so I went off to prison for a while. But I'm back and I wish everyone good luck and health. I'm looking to get my Junior Moderator position back once I've earned Jacks trust again.
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