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  • Where have I been the past 18 months? Answer inside

    You guys have probably been wondering where I've been. Had to do a quick stretch in State Prison. Tried to get Dnix to bail me out but he spent all his cash on whitewalls for his car.

    Guys I got robbed in Court. The case was for shoplifting last year for approx. $7500 in various items on 7 different occasions. It was bullshit and I got shafted in Court. I should have gotten an attorney to represent me instead of doing it myself but I watch a lot of Law and Order and I felt that I had a decent chance.

    I didnt steal anything. The only thing I did was change the price tag on some packages of veal from like $240 to $140 and I also stuffed some Trojans into the daily news so I did not have to pay for them. I guess they had me on camera but I didn't steal anything else.

    The store claimed I was a repeat offender. Hey maybe a few times I've lifted a couple of sandwiches from the food concession but that was it. I knew some people who worked at the courthouse and they helped keep the case away from court for about a year and I figured I would eventually get probation. Unfortunately the theft charge violated my parole from an icident at the Las Vegas Hilton several years back.

    I got 24 months in a prison in upstate NY and ended up serving 3/4's of the sentence. I bribed one of the guards to put in a good behaviour report for me.

    Unreal luck. The one clerk testified that I smuggled a microwave out of the store but he lied. Yes I was on film with the oven but I think I paid for it. Get this another guy gets up and said I stole over 50 cartons of cigarettes!!!!! Bullshit!!! The only thing I smoke is cherry cigarellos when I sip Brandy before a soak in my tub.

    They played the surveillance tape in court and it was not my fault the clerk did not look under 4 cases of charcoal. Thats on him to be thorough and professional. Also there was a charge of theft for some adult magazines and tapes. The woman clerk said I smuggled them out of the store in my pants but I looked at the tape and all I was doing was tucking my shirt in.

    I got screwed so I went off to prison for a while. But I'm back and I wish everyone good luck and health. I'm looking to get my Junior Moderator position back once I've earned Jacks trust again.

  • #2
    Actually, we tried to contact you about a jr. position months ago, but we couldn't locate you. I hope stealing a microwave and dirty magazines was worth missing out on being the caretaker of Colton's pet bunny. The bunny has recently escaped, so unfortunately, there is no longer a position availible.
    Last edited by dnix; 11-30-2011, 01:30 PM.
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    • #3
      damn bro sorry to hear!
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      • #4
        i am truley sorry for your lots

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        • #5
          Thanks for the kind words men. Dnix, please keep my application on file should a position become available

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          • #6
            you know if we would of know we would of put something on your books man

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            • #7
              I didnt steal anything.
              Now let me tell you about the things I stole.

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              • #8
                I just got outta the joint myself. It all started with me stealing a box of Krispy Kreme Donuts. I was pretty happy, what with a piping hot fresh box of donuts. I happily sauntered down the street, munching a donut, when a squad pulled up and threw myself and my donuts in the back and hauled me in 'for questioning'. Apparently I matched the description of some dude that had just stolen donuts. So, here I was, sitting in the interrogation room at the station with the 'evidence' box of donuts sitting on the table. Random cops kept coming in to question me. their first question was always the same. "who's donuts are these?". I would honestly answer "I'm not really sure who owns them at this point. the cops who arrested me brought them in". The cops in the room would laugh and start eating donuts. Next thing you know the evidence was gone. the arresting cops were PISSED at the other cops. Since they had no evidence they couldn't lock me up for theft, so they threw me in to do 18 months federal time for tax evasion.

                No where near a Larry story, but wanted to share. Keep em coming Larry!
                Never offer an open bar to a Wisconsinite... =)

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                • #9
                  dun dun dun

                  and lol wtf Brad?
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                  • #10
                    Hehe, actually a true story, minus it being me, and minus the time for tax evasion. A guy Morgs and I know is now called 'the donut bandit'. Cops ate the evidence, but charged him anyway. He sat like 3 weeks countytime because he couldn't pay the fine. He's an ex-crackhead to boot. Super funny guy.
                    Never offer an open bar to a Wisconsinite... =)

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                    • #11
                      what did i walk into
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                      • #12
                        Welcome back Skinny Larry.
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                        • #13
                          Dude this place hasn't been the same without you.
                          That being said, if you're asking if it can be done, you're probably not at the level where you could pull it off.
                          -Charles~

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                          • #14
                            wtf

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