Non-Bottle Service bar tabs ?

[kc0716]

Helen Keller had me rolling for a while..too funny. I usually pre-game pretty hard..10+ shots.. so by the time I get to the line (I don't usually get bottle service), I'm already READY to go..I mean REALLY ready to go haha.

Waiting in line usually sobers me up a bit, so I usually get a double shot of 151 off the bat as soon as I get in. Another trick is to go to the club really early if you are not getting a bottle service. I try to get there between 9 and 930 even before some clubs open. Get stamped, fuck around the casino for an hour or so, and make sure to come back before 11 when it starts to get cracking since bouncers might not let you back in.

Throughout the night, I'll just get mixed drinks and chill on them. By the end of the night, it usually feels like I've only been there for 30 minutes, the lights turn on, and all the girls' faces and convos just flash through my brain. Sad times

[Warren11]

Just wondering what you guys spend on the average night out at a club if you do NOT have bottle service?

Just curious on how much people spend going drink to drink (including tips) and also how drunk are you when you leave for the club
Here is the scale --
1 - sober
2 - a beer
3 - little buzz
4 - I feel like 10 lbs lighter than I am - just floating around
5 - half way between sober and dead
6 - words are getting fumbled
7- stumbling, mumbling, can't take a quality photo drunk
8 - wow I can't walk
9 - I've turned into Helen Keller
10 - puke, passout, shit your pants, have gay sex (normally straight), death is only a shot or two away drunk....

I wonder if this list is available to buy on a t-shirt?