Operation Bromance Las Vegas EDC weekend 2011 Part 2
Sunday 26th June
After a 3 hour power nap we were up and still drunk ready to hit Encore Beach Club, whilst in the queue Mikey T overheard my boys name as it was read out by he host and came and introduced himself. He had secured us a daybed with a stripper pole right in front of us. Tremendous work Sir !!!
So we started of with some waters and then moved up the gears with some frozen drinks (Miami vice slipped down like a one legged grandma on roller-skates)We then got a bottle of goose and champagne in to really get the party started, after making friends with 5 English guys near us we began to hit the dance floor as Afrojack was heating up !!!
Afrojack really worked up the crowd, the combination of the venue (which is stunning by the way) quality of the females and the general ambience made for epic times ..... Amazing place will return !!!
After getting back to our room about 8pm we performing a super human effort by not sleeping we deployed cold showers to get us ready for Vanity
We had a nice little dance-floor corner table near the rockstar area that was perfect, true to his word our host ***** Sweet sat a group of girl next to us and the party continued. Towards the end of the night ***** invited us to the DJ Booth where we took shots with him and chatted with DJ Five .....
***** really went above the call of duty.... The man is a legend !!!
We then met the Arsenal soccer players who were sitting next to the DJ booth and I spent some time trying to convince them to sign for my team West Ham but they weren't that drunk or stupid !
Then the lights came on and we were virtually the last people to leave the club (Go hard or go home springs to mind)
On our way out to the taxi line the soccer players were getting into a huge limo full of girls, one of the soccer players offered me one of his girls but I politely declined, she wasn't my type !!!!!
After 17 hours of partying it was time to head back to get ourselves prepared for the last day and night.
Monday 27th June
So in marathon terms we had hit the wall big time so the daytime consisted of trying to recover by rehydrating and watching endless repeats of Top Gear and eating left over pizza (Oh yes we know how to live it up !!!)
Towards the evening we caught some final rays, I cannot tell how convenient it was to have that balcony ( In more ways than one)
So the time came for us to go downstairs and enable the booze to numb the pain, so we checked in with Justin Crews and we were walked in a main room table with a perfect view of the DJ (Dirty South) and the dance floor. Being the hottest club in Vegas right now we would have been more than content with an outside table but Justin hit the jackpot with the table ......
Marquee is an truly incredible club that puts on an amazing show from the giant video screen to the beautiful dancers but most importantly this place is geared up for the music, think Ibiza plus bottle service and your close !
So we ordered 3 bottles of Goose and decided to go out with a bang and make friends. We met the English flight attendants who were on our flight the next day. They were partying just as hard as us and I was worried for our safety on the flight
(We later found out they were partying until 7.30am good girls). Whilst talking to the English I had a moment of clarity, we did not travel across the Atlantic and the US to talk to English girls, unless Pippa Middleton showed up !!!
So the next few hours involved dancing pouring drinks from the bottle into girls mouths and being the outstanding social butterflies that English guys are famous for.
So I turn round and don't see my boy which means one thing, he is upstairs having a balcony show and I don't mean the Bellagio fountains
So I continued to party hard and again met two cute girls from
Colorado ( I'm considering moving there) and sure enough after hitting the main dance-floor it was time to show them some English hospitality in the suite.
So we make our my to the 18th floor and I step into the suite and it's super quiet so I immediately check the balcony to see a naked girl's ass, unfortunately she couldn't say hello as her mouth was full. I gave my partner in crime a wink and a wave and moved round to the other side of the balcony to work my magic.
Is transpires that my mates girl although drunk was incredibly insistent that they go and get married and kept trying to make him go to the chapel with her. Now he has done some silly thing in the past but that would have surpassed them all.
So I had the hots for one of the girls, the cute blondie so I was soo happy when her friend started sleeping on he living room
couch ........ Result !
So we returned to the boudoir and me and the blondie are getting it in and I am performing the set menu and her friend walks in so I freeze.
Her friend just casually lifts the covers and gets in WTF ..... Only in Vegas !!!!! So now that I've got an audience I put on the performance of my life....... Sadly her friend was out for the count so I didn't get the rave reviews I was hoping for!!!!
So I woke up hungover between two girls and pinched myself can I better any trip after this one............We will try next year
Thanks fellow JC members for taking the time to read this rambling account, so I'm off to find my bowler hat as we are going for afternoon tea and crumpets....... Splendid !!!
Let me leave you with my mantra, If you can't dazzle them with intelligence, baffle them with bullshit.
Ta Ta
PS Keep the trip reports coming, we need motivation especially through the harsh winter months.
After a 3 hour power nap we were up and still drunk ready to hit Encore Beach Club, whilst in the queue Mikey T overheard my boys name as it was read out by he host and came and introduced himself. He had secured us a daybed with a stripper pole right in front of us. Tremendous work Sir !!!
So we started of with some waters and then moved up the gears with some frozen drinks (Miami vice slipped down like a one legged grandma on roller-skates)We then got a bottle of goose and champagne in to really get the party started, after making friends with 5 English guys near us we began to hit the dance floor as Afrojack was heating up !!!
Afrojack really worked up the crowd, the combination of the venue (which is stunning by the way) quality of the females and the general ambience made for epic times ..... Amazing place will return !!!
After getting back to our room about 8pm we performing a super human effort by not sleeping we deployed cold showers to get us ready for Vanity
We had a nice little dance-floor corner table near the rockstar area that was perfect, true to his word our host ***** Sweet sat a group of girl next to us and the party continued. Towards the end of the night ***** invited us to the DJ Booth where we took shots with him and chatted with DJ Five .....
***** really went above the call of duty.... The man is a legend !!!
We then met the Arsenal soccer players who were sitting next to the DJ booth and I spent some time trying to convince them to sign for my team West Ham but they weren't that drunk or stupid !
Then the lights came on and we were virtually the last people to leave the club (Go hard or go home springs to mind)
On our way out to the taxi line the soccer players were getting into a huge limo full of girls, one of the soccer players offered me one of his girls but I politely declined, she wasn't my type !!!!!
After 17 hours of partying it was time to head back to get ourselves prepared for the last day and night.
Monday 27th June
So in marathon terms we had hit the wall big time so the daytime consisted of trying to recover by rehydrating and watching endless repeats of Top Gear and eating left over pizza (Oh yes we know how to live it up !!!)
Towards the evening we caught some final rays, I cannot tell how convenient it was to have that balcony ( In more ways than one)
So the time came for us to go downstairs and enable the booze to numb the pain, so we checked in with Justin Crews and we were walked in a main room table with a perfect view of the DJ (Dirty South) and the dance floor. Being the hottest club in Vegas right now we would have been more than content with an outside table but Justin hit the jackpot with the table ......
Marquee is an truly incredible club that puts on an amazing show from the giant video screen to the beautiful dancers but most importantly this place is geared up for the music, think Ibiza plus bottle service and your close !
So we ordered 3 bottles of Goose and decided to go out with a bang and make friends. We met the English flight attendants who were on our flight the next day. They were partying just as hard as us and I was worried for our safety on the flight
(We later found out they were partying until 7.30am good girls). Whilst talking to the English I had a moment of clarity, we did not travel across the Atlantic and the US to talk to English girls, unless Pippa Middleton showed up !!!
So the next few hours involved dancing pouring drinks from the bottle into girls mouths and being the outstanding social butterflies that English guys are famous for.
So I turn round and don't see my boy which means one thing, he is upstairs having a balcony show and I don't mean the Bellagio fountains
So I continued to party hard and again met two cute girls from
Colorado ( I'm considering moving there) and sure enough after hitting the main dance-floor it was time to show them some English hospitality in the suite.
So we make our my to the 18th floor and I step into the suite and it's super quiet so I immediately check the balcony to see a naked girl's ass, unfortunately she couldn't say hello as her mouth was full. I gave my partner in crime a wink and a wave and moved round to the other side of the balcony to work my magic.
Is transpires that my mates girl although drunk was incredibly insistent that they go and get married and kept trying to make him go to the chapel with her. Now he has done some silly thing in the past but that would have surpassed them all.
So I had the hots for one of the girls, the cute blondie so I was soo happy when her friend started sleeping on he living room
couch ........ Result !
So we returned to the boudoir and me and the blondie are getting it in and I am performing the set menu and her friend walks in so I freeze.
Her friend just casually lifts the covers and gets in WTF ..... Only in Vegas !!!!! So now that I've got an audience I put on the performance of my life....... Sadly her friend was out for the count so I didn't get the rave reviews I was hoping for!!!!
So I woke up hungover between two girls and pinched myself can I better any trip after this one............We will try next year
Thanks fellow JC members for taking the time to read this rambling account, so I'm off to find my bowler hat as we are going for afternoon tea and crumpets....... Splendid !!!
Let me leave you with my mantra, If you can't dazzle them with intelligence, baffle them with bullshit.
Ta Ta
PS Keep the trip reports coming, we need motivation especially through the harsh winter months.
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