Alcohol, Bikinis, Random Persians, and more Alcohol = 4th of July TR

[TheycallmeHope]

**Names have been changed in the following TR to protect peoples identities** So lets go way back to the beginning a long long time ago (three weeks to be exact.) I’m causally browsing Hotels.com I had just come back from Vegas MDW so I had no intentions of going back till late august and maybe labor day. I wonder though for curiosity sake how much the hotels will be charging for the 4th of July Monday. Im looking and the prices seem extra low. Than I see that Imperial Palace is charging $25! When I saw that prices my Vegas demons arose and forced me to click the “book reservation,” button. My gf always complain that I never invite her on my adventures and since she’s sitting right next to me I invite her and she is super down to go. I tell my friend Santiago (fake name) about the price and he also book a room in lightning speed. He tells me he’s gonna bring his gf Carmen (fake name). This is kinda of a wild card since Carmen can be unpredictable. Fast forward a week later Im at a party and I tell my friend John (fake name) that Im going to Vegas for the 4th. He tells me he has a terrace suite booked for the whole weekend already (thurs-tues), and that I should go with him. I have wanted to stay in the Cosmo all year and this seems like the best thing ever …… except I already invited my gf and she can only go Monday which means I would have to abandon her. Since I know god would curse me with horrible Karma if I do that I decline his offer (even though it killed me inside) and I tell him I’ll hit him up when I get out there. Fast forward to the 4th of July its 6 in the morning we’re driving already. We stop by Vons to get some supplies and alcohol #patrontime and were off. **funny side story** my gf thinks its hilarious when ppl get road rage. Were driving on the 15 and we see a cop car so everybody slows down. This guy driving behind us doesn’t get the memo though so he’s driving right on our bumping and we can see him gesturing and cursing lol. We let him pass to see what he looks like and he is the crispiest most orange person I have ever seen. We start laughing and he winds the window down and starts cursing and says to pull over. I tell him to pullover at the next exit, he pulls off on the ramp and we of course do not LOL. So now were driving and laughing and we can tell its gonna be a fun 24 hours of partying. We get to IP around 11ish and I pay $20 for an early check in. The room was in that weird motel behind the casino but I ask the lady if she can put us in the main tower and she obliges. We unpack the girls slide into their bikini’s my friend that’s staying at the Cosmo says that he’s across the street talking to someone at the Caesars pool of the gods so we go over there to talk to him while we decide what were gonna do. I get there and he wearing 3 nights of vegas partying on his face. He looks like shit almost unrecognizable. I ask him if he’s still trying to party since he looks so devastated but he says yes. He says he kinda wants to get a cabana at the Marquee Day Club since the girls were harassing me to find them a pool party this sounds perfect. We walk with him over to the Cosmopolitan. He goes up to his room to change into his shorts and we go in and start taking shot while we wait for him. He comes down and we get walked to our cabana. Now we have alcohol, food on the way, and the girls are doing their best stripper imitations this is where the shenanigans begin…..

[TheycallmeHope]

So we’re in the Cabana that’s to the left of the dj booth in the corner. Were drinking and dancing. We start ordering food to meet the minimum. The sushi there is awesome. I don’t know if it was because I was drunk but it seemed like the best food ever at the time. They have platforms in the pool that they have gogo dancers dancing on. They have a vacant one in the middle so my gf hops up and now she’s dancing on the platform. Im walking around the pool and playing the obligatory keep the beach ball in the air game with ppl. Were splashing around in the main pool and than we go back to the private Jacuzzi at the cabana. No my gf is trying to get frisky in the hot tub and hands are going places and at that this point im intoxicated and I’m having a blast. A little later me and my friend Santiago are in front of the cabana by ourselves and this girl comes up and she dancing in fron of our cabana and than she jumps onto me. So now she has her arms around my neck and is trying to climb me. I can’t see my gf but I know she is around and I know she will not like this. Im trying to pull the girl off me and I’m warning her that my gf’s gonna be coming and Santiago is cracking up laughing at the whole scene. I finally get her off and now she’s just dancing again and than I spot my gf and judging by her face she has definitely witnessed a lot of what happened. Yikes! I know she’s drunk and now im worried for my personal safety lol…..

[supremyecy]

So we’re in the Cabana that’s to the left of the dj booth in the corner. Were drinking and dancing. We start ordering food to meet the minimum. The sushi there is awesome. I don’t know if it was because I was drunk but it seemed like the best food ever at the time. They have platforms in the pool that they have gogo dancers dancing on. They have a vacant one in the middle so my gf hops up and now she’s dancing on the platform. Im walking around the pool and playing the obligatory keep the beach ball in the air game with ppl. Were splashing around in the main pool and than we go back to the private Jacuzzi at the cabana. No my gf is trying to get frisky in the hot tub and hands are going places and at that this point im intoxicated and I’m having a blast. A little later me and my friend Santiago are in front of the cabana by ourselves and this girl comes up and she dancing in fron of our cabana and than she jumps onto me. So now she has her arms around my neck and is trying to climb me. I can’t see my gf but I know she is around and I know she will not like this. Im trying to pull the girl off me and I’m warning her that my gf’s gonna be coming and Santiago is cracking up laughing at the whole scene. I finally get her off and now she’s just dancing again and than I spot my gf and judging by her face she has definitely witnessed a lot of what happened. Yikes! I know she’s drunk and now im worried for my personal safety lol…..

sounds good so far!! and just the beginning...

[mysecretsstayinLV]

So we’re in the Cabana that’s to the left of the dj booth in the corner. Were drinking and dancing. We start ordering food to meet the minimum. The sushi there is awesome. I don’t know if it was because I was drunk but it seemed like the best food ever at the time. They have platforms in the pool that they have gogo dancers dancing on. They have a vacant one in the middle so my gf hops up and now she’s dancing on the platform. Im walking around the pool and playing the obligatory keep the beach ball in the air game with ppl. Were splashing around in the main pool and than we go back to the private Jacuzzi at the cabana. No my gf is trying to get frisky in the hot tub and hands are going places and at that this point im intoxicated and I’m having a blast. A little later me and my friend Santiago are in front of the cabana by ourselves and this girl comes up and she dancing in fron of our cabana and than she jumps onto me. So now she has her arms around my neck and is trying to climb me. I can’t see my gf but I know she is around and I know she will not like this. Im trying to pull the girl off me and I’m warning her that my gf’s gonna be coming and Santiago is cracking up laughing at the whole scene. I finally get her off and now she’s just dancing again and than I spot my gf and judging by her face she has definitely witnessed a lot of what happened. Yikes! I know she’s drunk and now im worried for my personal safety lol…..

lol that is awesome!! I cant wait to hear what happened next!

[TheycallmeHope]

Before I go on I must apologize for all of these typos. I think I'm still being powered by alcohol.

[TheycallmeHope]

..... Well I realize that my GF has definitely seen this girl treating me like a jungle gym. My GF walks up grabs her stuff and says "we're leaving... Now!!." Me and Santiago follow them out of the pool. I have my head down in shame, he has his head down because he know's he's gonna probably be guilty by association. We walk to the taxi line and the girls get into the taxi and slam the door behind them. Yikes. I feel bad cause I have kind of just ruined our whole pool party experience. Me and Santiago catch our own taxi back to the hotel and he is still laughing at me hysterically. We get to our floor and he wishes me luck and we split up to our respective rooms. Of course my GF tears into me like a lion tears into zebra meat. I'm getting called all kinds of thing that are not my name lol. I tried to explain to her that I'm not Brad Pit and don't have experience dealing with situations like that but that it didn't really cool her anger. I decide even though its only like 7 or 8 that I should just leave. I get in the shower and try and wash away my problems lol. I get out and I get fully dressed but now I start to feel super tired. I decide Im not even going to go out tonight. My gf is drained too. She can fina;ly see my remorse and we go to sleep. At 1130 I spring back to life. I say f*ck staying in the room I'm in Las F*cking Vegas. I tell my gf I really want to go out but Im concerned that cant shower and get ready in time. She reminds me that I'm already showered lol. I look in the mirror and oh yeah Im already dressed (my shirt was wrinkled though). I walk down to Santiago's room to tell him I am alive again and ready to party. I knock and Carmen answers in her PJ's she tells me Santiago already sprung back to life an hour ago and told her he's partying no matter what. He left a full hour before I got there smh. I invite her and she declines, since Im not that fond of her I dont try to convince her at all. I go back to the room and wait for my gf to get ready. She's finally ready at around midnight. I usually deal with Justin Crews at Marquee but since my friends were dealing with David Evans earlier I text him to see if he could help us out for a "handshake." He said "for sure" and with that we were headed to Marquee!! .....

[MissV]

That is one hell of a turnaround! Well done!

[TheycallmeHope]

thanks to everyone that read so far. Ill try and finish right now lol. So were in the taxi to Marquee and I know its gonna be Insane outside. I have my GF text Dave while I use the bathroom. He tells us to come up to the third floor. He also lets me know that my friend John was looking for me earlier and that him and our friend Jennifer (fake name) have a table already. We walk to the front of the line and he escorts us in and makes sure we don't pay. Takes us to the table and now were partying it up in marquee. John has found this tall brunette who is doing all kinds of freaky dance moves lol. If anyone was there we were at table 47 right in front of Ice T and Coco. I walk off on my own for a little bit to try and get one of the light sabers they were giving out. I end up in the hip hop room. I usually like hip hop rooms but the one at Marquee just seems like a strange dungeon. I head back to the table and now the brunette that was with John is making out with Jennifer. So were partying and drinking and they stop the music and announce this baller dude named Henry is buying a patron bottle for every table at the club!! Only in #vegas. So were pouring shots everyone that walks by now lol. They stop the music again. The same dude is buying a bottle of Cristal for every table at the club!!! Woah! Idk who he is. I tried to look at his table but here was just a light glowing from it. I'm not sure if he's a real person or just some sort of partying super human. The Cristal comes and were so drun kthat we start pouring it on each other and I look back and who do I see but Santiago! He's alive! So we pour Cristal on him and Dave comes by with some other hosts and we party for like another hour before everything shuts down. Whoever that Henry guy is he requested "All of the Lights" played like 8 times lmao. So of course were gonna going to Drais. Santiago gets kicked out in about 30 minutes. We see Dave again and he's plastered. Its funny to see a host drunk lmao. These fine ass persians girls come and start dancing with my GF so I watch them dance till 9 in the morning. I go back to IP and Santiago is walking out of his room in his boxers. I wrestle him back into his room and he promises to relax. I go to my room and stick my head out two minutes later and now he's walking to the Elevator lobby naked. I run him down drag him to his room. I throw him on the floor and my GF stands on his back. We tell him if he leaves again were gonna have her stand on his head. We go back into our room and I drift off into a Patron Induced coma. The ride home the next day was painful but I love #Vegas and ill be back soon. Hope you enjoyed the TR hopefully Ill know some more JC ppl by the time I go for my next run

[TheycallmeHope]

This is pic of my GF and a 2nd pic of my Gf, Santiago, and I. I thought we left Marquee at 4 but the pic info say 5:57am yikes! If you saw us let me know

[TheycallmeHope]

That is one hell of a turnaround! Well done!

thanks! Im still exhausted a week later smh.

[pantlessbellman]

thanks to everyone that read so far. Ill try and finish right now lol. So were in the taxi to Marquee and I know its gonna be Insane outside. I have my GF text Dave while I use the bathroom. He tells us to come up to the third floor. He also lets me know that my friend John was looking for me earlier and that him and our friend Jennifer (fake name) have a table already. We walk to the front of the line and he escorts us in and makes sure we don't pay. Takes us to the table and now were partying it up in marquee. John has found this tall brunette who is doing all kinds of freaky dance moves lol. If anyone was there we were at table 47 right in front of Ice T and Coco. I walk off on my own for a little bit to try and get one of the light sabers they were giving out. I end up in the hip hop room. I usually like hip hop rooms but the one at Marquee just seems like a strange dungeon. I head back to the table and now the brunette that was with John is making out with Jennifer. So were partying and drinking and they stop the music and announce this baller dude named Henry is buying a patron bottle for every table at the club!! Only in #vegas. So were pouring shots everyone that walks by now lol. They stop the music again. The same dude is buying a bottle of Cristal for every table at the club!!! Woah! Idk who he is. I tried to look at his table but here was just a light glowing from it. I'm not sure if he's a real person or just some sort of partying super human. The Cristal comes and were so drun kthat we start pouring it on each other and I look back and who do I see but Santiago! He's alive! So we pour Cristal on him and Dave comes by with some other hosts and we party for like another hour before everything shuts down. Whoever that Henry guy is he requested "All of the Lights" played like 8 times lmao. So of course were gonna going to Drais. Santiago gets kicked out in about 30 minutes. We see Dave again and he's plastered. Its funny to see a host drunk lmao. These fine ass persians girls come and start dancing with my GF so I watch them dance till 9 in the morning. I go back to IP and Santiago is walking out of his room in his boxers. I wrestle him back into his room and he promises to relax. I go to my room and stick my head out two minutes later and now he's walking to the Elevator lobby naked. I run him down drag him to his room. I throw him on the floor and my GF stands on his back. We tell him if he leaves again were gonna have her stand on his head. We go back into our room and I drift off into a Patron Induced coma. The ride home the next day was painful but I love #Vegas and ill be back soon. Hope you enjoyed the TR hopefully Ill know some more JC ppl by the time I go for my next run

I heard that guys tab was near $1M. What the fuck am I doing wrong?

[TheycallmeHope]

@pantlessbellman yeah im pretty sure his tab was about a million. Im so curious to who this "Henry," is he must be uber-balling.

[DeX]

@pantlessbellman yeah im pretty sure his tab was about a million. Im so curious to who this "Henry," is he must be uber-balling.

Nice to meet you

[Uk_Mike]

thanks to everyone that read so far. Ill try and finish right now lol. So were in the taxi to Marquee and I know its gonna be Insane outside. I have my GF text Dave while I use the bathroom. He tells us to come up to the third floor. He also lets me know that my friend John was looking for me earlier and that him and our friend Jennifer (fake name) have a table already. We walk to the front of the line and he escorts us in and makes sure we don't pay. Takes us to the table and now were partying it up in marquee. John has found this tall brunette who is doing all kinds of freaky dance moves lol. If anyone was there we were at table 47 right in front of Ice T and Coco. I walk off on my own for a little bit to try and get one of the light sabers they were giving out. I end up in the hip hop room. I usually like hip hop rooms but the one at Marquee just seems like a strange dungeon. I head back to the table and now the brunette that was with John is making out with Jennifer. So were partying and drinking and they stop the music and announce this baller dude named Henry is buying a patron bottle for every table at the club!! Only in #vegas. So were pouring shots everyone that walks by now lol. They stop the music again. The same dude is buying a bottle of Cristal for every table at the club!!! Woah! Idk who he is. I tried to look at his table but here was just a light glowing from it. I'm not sure if he's a real person or just some sort of partying super human. The Cristal comes and were so drun kthat we start pouring it on each other and I look back and who do I see but Santiago! He's alive! So we pour Cristal on him and Dave comes by with some other hosts and we party for like another hour before everything shuts down. Whoever that Henry guy is he requested "All of the Lights" played like 8 times lmao. So of course were gonna going to Drais. Santiago gets kicked out in about 30 minutes. We see Dave again and he's plastered. Its funny to see a host drunk lmao. These fine ass persians girls come and start dancing with my GF so I watch them dance till 9 in the morning. I go back to IP and Santiago is walking out of his room in his boxers. I wrestle him back into his room and he promises to relax. I go to my room and stick my head out two minutes later and now he's walking to the Elevator lobby naked. I run him down drag him to his room. I throw him on the floor and my GF stands on his back. We tell him if he leaves again were gonna have her stand on his head. We go back into our room and I drift off into a Patron Induced coma. The ride home the next day was painful but I love #Vegas and ill be back soon. Hope you enjoyed the TR hopefully Ill know some more JC ppl by the time I go for my next run

I was at marquee on this night! Didnt have a table but remember some guy buying everyone a bottle of patron and Cristal! Im def going to get a table next time im there, sounds like you had a great time.