Let me begin by saying that in the days before the actual trip I had been so excited I could barely sleep. So when 4:30 am Wednesday morning rolled around I couldn't even be bothered trying any more. My friend and I did some last minute shopping and (barely) made our flight that afternoon.
When we arrived in Vegas around 7 that evening I almost wet myself. The months of planning places to go, what to wear and who to hit on was finally going to be! We make it to the hotel and without missing a beat we're putting on our make up and pre-gaming like our lives depended on it. Text our Surrender host to make sure things were on the up and up, then kept on drinking. So it was no surprise that by the time we were about to walk out the door, my girl was a little sloppy. Not slutty sloppy, which I would have preferred, the kind of sloppy where she let closet racist remark slip outta her mouth. I wasn't going to let her ruin our night so my guy friend and I just decided to ignore her ignorance. Fuk her, on to Surrender we go!
We got there and it was a little dead. Honestly, I wasn't feeling the vibe too much. We were clearly too drunk for this place as I was trying to pop my booty to some house music and could barely find a beat to do so. Come to find out we're not in Surrender, Surrender is that little dark ass room off to the side. Okkaay?? We hear about some free booze and since that's one of my favorite words we head over to the bar where I can hear the champagne calling my name the way a hundred dollar bill calls to prostitutes. The whole time I've been texting xostacylee (honestly one of the nicest coolest people I've met!) and she hits me up saying she's outside. When we finally meet up there's lots of "hey gurl!"s and "Gurl that is CUTE!". Eventually we get back to what we're there for, the ho-lympics.
Side note- The ho-lympics was a game inspired by our love for the big D. There are many complicated rules and plenty of ways to lose but at the end of the day, the winner gets the Gold and bragging rights lol.
Anyway, Stacy and I (and our friends who weren't as competitive as we are haha) start checking out the views. Then I remember someone from the forum is supposed to have a table or something at Surrender. I swear we couldn't remember who the heck it was until we heard some British accents from the back and then I remembered it was UK_mike. I was pretty drunk at this point so I just went up to the table and said "Are any of you mike?" In my head it didn't make sense they could be anyone else lol. Lucky for me it was his group. We exchanged hellos, chatted up some of his friends then peaced out to check out the rest of the place. When it become apparent the music wasn't going to get any better, we decided to head over to LAX. It was our first night and since we were all new to Vegas clubs, we figured LAX would have a vibe we were more comfortable with. Said bye to Stacy, which wasn't a big deal since we were going to meet up with her to Pregame for Tao the next night.
We head over to LAX and since it's right next to Excalibur it wasn't much of a walk (that doesn't mean our feet weren't killing us, it just meant that they hurt for a shorter amount of time). By the time we get there the place was cracking and I was lovin it. Grinding sweaty, hip hop. I love places like that because as long as you have an ass and can move side to side, someone is going to dance with you. None of that jumping up and down ish lol. My kinda spot. Only problem was that the lack of sleep in the days prior was starting to get to me. That combined with the drinking and I wasn't much of a grinding partner. I was determined to stick it out though even if I had to limp back to the hotel. There was no way in hell I was going to cut our first night in Vegas short! The determination paid off and must have been infectious because it felt like my friends and I were dancing harder and the music was bumping loud. When we finally did limp out of there at around 3 something we felt pretty damn good but sleep sounded AMAZINGGG.
Thursday night as planned we headed over to Caesar's palace to pregame with xostacylee and her crew. In tow is some chocolate cake shot mix, sure to fuck us up without us even knowing it. 7 shots later, we're all laughing and screaming like we've known each other for way longer than 24 hours. I had an asperger's moment and started yelling what time it was because I thought we would be so late we wouldn't get in. While talking, Stacy and I find out we both have Debbie downer friends in our groups. Goal number 2: get them to hang with each other so they can stop bringing down our good time! After a few mixed drinks and cute photos , we then head over to Tao!
We got in super quick thanks to the awesomeness of Chris Traer (best host we worked with all weekend) and were ripping it up in there in no time. While bouncing from room to room, checking out the spot and the guys we managed to bump into Cap and Kman. Pretty cool dudes. Don't let Kman fool you, he's not an ogre by any means and despite how chill Cap is here, he was fkin hilarious. We also saw some of mike's friends but I don't actually remember seeing him again haha. Anyhoo, after our all our meet and greets it was time to get back to the games. At some point in the night we were going down the stairs from the Tao Beach area and we ended up behind a couple of Eastern European girls who were going at the pace of snot right in front of us. Like any self respecting girl my feet were killing me so standing around waiting for these chicks to learn how to walk wasn't about to happen. I'm not sure what I said but it was something like "What's the hold up?" The girl (or her friend I dont remember which) proceeded to tell me that she was talking to her friend which was supposed to explain the stop in movement. My response was then "Soooo did you forget how to walk?" The girls got mouthy and their guy friend just kept asking us to ignore them. I then remembered something from the show Mob Wives so I said "WE'RE IN JERSEY. SQUARE UP BITCH!". They just kept mumbling something in a language I didn't understand and their guy friend almost died laughing as he high five'd me. It was weird lol. Our group kept drinking and dancing downstairs and honestly, Tao was one of the best nights I've ever had. No matter where you went there were hot guys and girls and good music you could dance to. I just remember the smoke and soap bubbles or some shit all around us and thinking how awesome it was to be there.
Pre-gaming before Tao~
More to come!
When we arrived in Vegas around 7 that evening I almost wet myself. The months of planning places to go, what to wear and who to hit on was finally going to be! We make it to the hotel and without missing a beat we're putting on our make up and pre-gaming like our lives depended on it. Text our Surrender host to make sure things were on the up and up, then kept on drinking. So it was no surprise that by the time we were about to walk out the door, my girl was a little sloppy. Not slutty sloppy, which I would have preferred, the kind of sloppy where she let closet racist remark slip outta her mouth. I wasn't going to let her ruin our night so my guy friend and I just decided to ignore her ignorance. Fuk her, on to Surrender we go!
We got there and it was a little dead. Honestly, I wasn't feeling the vibe too much. We were clearly too drunk for this place as I was trying to pop my booty to some house music and could barely find a beat to do so. Come to find out we're not in Surrender, Surrender is that little dark ass room off to the side. Okkaay?? We hear about some free booze and since that's one of my favorite words we head over to the bar where I can hear the champagne calling my name the way a hundred dollar bill calls to prostitutes. The whole time I've been texting xostacylee (honestly one of the nicest coolest people I've met!) and she hits me up saying she's outside. When we finally meet up there's lots of "hey gurl!"s and "Gurl that is CUTE!". Eventually we get back to what we're there for, the ho-lympics.
Side note- The ho-lympics was a game inspired by our love for the big D. There are many complicated rules and plenty of ways to lose but at the end of the day, the winner gets the Gold and bragging rights lol.
Anyway, Stacy and I (and our friends who weren't as competitive as we are haha) start checking out the views. Then I remember someone from the forum is supposed to have a table or something at Surrender. I swear we couldn't remember who the heck it was until we heard some British accents from the back and then I remembered it was UK_mike. I was pretty drunk at this point so I just went up to the table and said "Are any of you mike?" In my head it didn't make sense they could be anyone else lol. Lucky for me it was his group. We exchanged hellos, chatted up some of his friends then peaced out to check out the rest of the place. When it become apparent the music wasn't going to get any better, we decided to head over to LAX. It was our first night and since we were all new to Vegas clubs, we figured LAX would have a vibe we were more comfortable with. Said bye to Stacy, which wasn't a big deal since we were going to meet up with her to Pregame for Tao the next night.
We head over to LAX and since it's right next to Excalibur it wasn't much of a walk (that doesn't mean our feet weren't killing us, it just meant that they hurt for a shorter amount of time). By the time we get there the place was cracking and I was lovin it. Grinding sweaty, hip hop. I love places like that because as long as you have an ass and can move side to side, someone is going to dance with you. None of that jumping up and down ish lol. My kinda spot. Only problem was that the lack of sleep in the days prior was starting to get to me. That combined with the drinking and I wasn't much of a grinding partner. I was determined to stick it out though even if I had to limp back to the hotel. There was no way in hell I was going to cut our first night in Vegas short! The determination paid off and must have been infectious because it felt like my friends and I were dancing harder and the music was bumping loud. When we finally did limp out of there at around 3 something we felt pretty damn good but sleep sounded AMAZINGGG.
Thursday night as planned we headed over to Caesar's palace to pregame with xostacylee and her crew. In tow is some chocolate cake shot mix, sure to fuck us up without us even knowing it. 7 shots later, we're all laughing and screaming like we've known each other for way longer than 24 hours. I had an asperger's moment and started yelling what time it was because I thought we would be so late we wouldn't get in. While talking, Stacy and I find out we both have Debbie downer friends in our groups. Goal number 2: get them to hang with each other so they can stop bringing down our good time! After a few mixed drinks and cute photos , we then head over to Tao!
We got in super quick thanks to the awesomeness of Chris Traer (best host we worked with all weekend) and were ripping it up in there in no time. While bouncing from room to room, checking out the spot and the guys we managed to bump into Cap and Kman. Pretty cool dudes. Don't let Kman fool you, he's not an ogre by any means and despite how chill Cap is here, he was fkin hilarious. We also saw some of mike's friends but I don't actually remember seeing him again haha. Anyhoo, after our all our meet and greets it was time to get back to the games. At some point in the night we were going down the stairs from the Tao Beach area and we ended up behind a couple of Eastern European girls who were going at the pace of snot right in front of us. Like any self respecting girl my feet were killing me so standing around waiting for these chicks to learn how to walk wasn't about to happen. I'm not sure what I said but it was something like "What's the hold up?" The girl (or her friend I dont remember which) proceeded to tell me that she was talking to her friend which was supposed to explain the stop in movement. My response was then "Soooo did you forget how to walk?" The girls got mouthy and their guy friend just kept asking us to ignore them. I then remembered something from the show Mob Wives so I said "WE'RE IN JERSEY. SQUARE UP BITCH!". They just kept mumbling something in a language I didn't understand and their guy friend almost died laughing as he high five'd me. It was weird lol. Our group kept drinking and dancing downstairs and honestly, Tao was one of the best nights I've ever had. No matter where you went there were hot guys and girls and good music you could dance to. I just remember the smoke and soap bubbles or some shit all around us and thinking how awesome it was to be there.
Pre-gaming before Tao~
More to come!
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