Just come back from 10 days in Vegas (31st May to 10th June) - had an absolute blast. In our little group there were a variety of motives we were going to Vegas - think a mix of poker, nightlife, poker, craps, fine eating, poker and the pursuit of women with zero morals. For the purpose of this forum I'm only going to post trip details about the nights/days I think people on JC would be interested in (i.e - nightclubs/dayclubs/stripclubs). I'm sure a long post about a suckout on the river, a crazy run at the craps table or some fine lobster paired with a 1973 Bordeaux at a Wolfgang Puck restaurant would not be best suited to this forum, so I'll just detail the good stuff.
Thursday 2nd June - Sapphires
We'd been up for 33 hours straight since landing, indulging in plenty of drink, when a decision was made at 5:30am to go out nightclubing. Numerous text later and we discovered everywhere was shut, including Drai's and Artisan. The next logic step was a stripclub. A few text later and at 6:30am a limo was waiting outside to take us to Sapphires. Driver was a brilliant fun guy called Vinny and he ensured we got walked in with no cover and immediately the vultures decended. Each one of us soon had a lovely lady sat on our lap, promising the earth and more for a price. Being as we were literally the only customers in the entire establishment all talk of the VIP room was soon squashed as privacy was not an issue. However talk soon turned to drink and a decision was made to get bottle service. So at 7:00am approx the vodka was brought over to the table and we soon started tucking in, all whilst the dances started and our respective ladies each whispered sweet nothings into our ears (or more accurately something along the lines of "Can we go back to your hotel. For $1,000 I'll f**k you silly".)
Flashforward 6 hours and I found myself alone at the table, doing shots with a couple of strippers. The remaining lads had disappeared, either to the VIP room, the toilet to "freshen up" or back to the hotel with a lady in tow. By this point the girls around me had realised I would not be partaking in their extra services, not due to a fine moral code you understanding but due to excess drunkeness, so they were more interested in finishing off the vodka. I tried to make a joke about "bottle whores" but all that came out my mouth was incoherent babble. They both looked at me with a mixture of fear and wonder - I suspect they thought I was fluent in some form of Arabic language. I was suddenly raised from my seat by my remaining friend who insisted it was time to "get the hell outta Dodge." I put up zero resistance and was ushered into a limo back to the hotel. Emerging from a stripclub into broad afternoon daylight sure makes you feel like a degenerate. Once back at the MGM I finally slept in Vegas, comfortable in the knowledge that I had tested the vodka for breakfast theory and concluded it was not part of a healthy diet.
To comment on Sapphires would be unfair as my extreme drunken state meant that everything seemed awesome and any girl I would have talked to would be a perfect 10. I will say the venue seemed huge and the limo drivers at both ends were really great guys.
Thursday 2nd June - Tao
Woke up at approx 7pm and was soon in the shower, attempting to wash away the smell of stripper. By 9pm we were away in a cab to Tao for some excellent sushi and some beers to try get our head back in the game. Using a trick from the forum we fluttered our pretty eyelashes and asked our server for a stamp to get into the club. This worked a treat and approx 10 mins after paying the bill we were being taken upstairs to the nightclub. The venue is awesome and, dancefloor excluded, not as crowded as I had anticipated. There were hundreds of hot ladies and I struggled to concentrate on a particular one as more and more seemed to walk by. Drink prices were not too bad either and getting served was fairly quick so I was soon tucking into my customary screwdrivers.
Spent the night talking to various girls and using my English accent to full effect. Made out with a few girls and ended the night in the Palazzo where I was doing very well with an Arizona hottie before her friend came back and proceeded to provide the biggest cockblocking i've ever experienced! When she got into the bed with us my initial thought was "threesome time" but instead she decided to completely change the mood till I was informed I had to leave as she was tired. I got the number of the hottie and she apologetically led me out the door. It was a long walk back to the MGM...............
Overall though I loved Tao and, aside from some stuck up ladies who zero-ed in on the bottle service area, all girls in there were friendly and most definitely hot. Club was busy but not crazy busy so you couldn't get to a bar/toilet/hot girl easily. I'd go there again in a heartbeat.
Still to come - Wet Republic, Table at XS with other JCers, Chateau and more
Thursday 2nd June - Sapphires
We'd been up for 33 hours straight since landing, indulging in plenty of drink, when a decision was made at 5:30am to go out nightclubing. Numerous text later and we discovered everywhere was shut, including Drai's and Artisan. The next logic step was a stripclub. A few text later and at 6:30am a limo was waiting outside to take us to Sapphires. Driver was a brilliant fun guy called Vinny and he ensured we got walked in with no cover and immediately the vultures decended. Each one of us soon had a lovely lady sat on our lap, promising the earth and more for a price. Being as we were literally the only customers in the entire establishment all talk of the VIP room was soon squashed as privacy was not an issue. However talk soon turned to drink and a decision was made to get bottle service. So at 7:00am approx the vodka was brought over to the table and we soon started tucking in, all whilst the dances started and our respective ladies each whispered sweet nothings into our ears (or more accurately something along the lines of "Can we go back to your hotel. For $1,000 I'll f**k you silly".)
Flashforward 6 hours and I found myself alone at the table, doing shots with a couple of strippers. The remaining lads had disappeared, either to the VIP room, the toilet to "freshen up" or back to the hotel with a lady in tow. By this point the girls around me had realised I would not be partaking in their extra services, not due to a fine moral code you understanding but due to excess drunkeness, so they were more interested in finishing off the vodka. I tried to make a joke about "bottle whores" but all that came out my mouth was incoherent babble. They both looked at me with a mixture of fear and wonder - I suspect they thought I was fluent in some form of Arabic language. I was suddenly raised from my seat by my remaining friend who insisted it was time to "get the hell outta Dodge." I put up zero resistance and was ushered into a limo back to the hotel. Emerging from a stripclub into broad afternoon daylight sure makes you feel like a degenerate. Once back at the MGM I finally slept in Vegas, comfortable in the knowledge that I had tested the vodka for breakfast theory and concluded it was not part of a healthy diet.
To comment on Sapphires would be unfair as my extreme drunken state meant that everything seemed awesome and any girl I would have talked to would be a perfect 10. I will say the venue seemed huge and the limo drivers at both ends were really great guys.
Thursday 2nd June - Tao
Woke up at approx 7pm and was soon in the shower, attempting to wash away the smell of stripper. By 9pm we were away in a cab to Tao for some excellent sushi and some beers to try get our head back in the game. Using a trick from the forum we fluttered our pretty eyelashes and asked our server for a stamp to get into the club. This worked a treat and approx 10 mins after paying the bill we were being taken upstairs to the nightclub. The venue is awesome and, dancefloor excluded, not as crowded as I had anticipated. There were hundreds of hot ladies and I struggled to concentrate on a particular one as more and more seemed to walk by. Drink prices were not too bad either and getting served was fairly quick so I was soon tucking into my customary screwdrivers.
Spent the night talking to various girls and using my English accent to full effect. Made out with a few girls and ended the night in the Palazzo where I was doing very well with an Arizona hottie before her friend came back and proceeded to provide the biggest cockblocking i've ever experienced! When she got into the bed with us my initial thought was "threesome time" but instead she decided to completely change the mood till I was informed I had to leave as she was tired. I got the number of the hottie and she apologetically led me out the door. It was a long walk back to the MGM...............
Overall though I loved Tao and, aside from some stuck up ladies who zero-ed in on the bottle service area, all girls in there were friendly and most definitely hot. Club was busy but not crazy busy so you couldn't get to a bar/toilet/hot girl easily. I'd go there again in a heartbeat.
Still to come - Wet Republic, Table at XS with other JCers, Chateau and more
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