What do Women want?

[Warren11]

^^
Tell her that, and then buy her pizza afterwards. She is going to be satisfied one way or another lol

Good stuff!!

I want this on a T-Shirt!!

[wowzers83]

yes, i have. Girls get this all the time while dancing at the clubs. You're partying away with your girls, and all of a sudden a pair of hands grabs your hips from behind and a guy starts grinding against you. the girl looks to her friends (since she can't see wtf the guy looks like), and they either give her the nod of approval or grab her hand and pull her away. Make eye contact, get permission before you grind your junk all up on me. Thanks

Omgh, yes! You also have to make sure that you can trust your girlfriend's judgment in that sitch, ha.

yes but sometimes you girls set guys up too!!! I always have girls come up to me on the dance floor, and my first trip to vegas was x10fold...i guess cuz I was having so much fun. anyway this decent girl gets me....starts grinding me. things get pretty heavy. 10min goes by and I really thought i was atleast going to be making out with her and better........but no!!!! at this point shes grinding me from the front, she turns around and smiles at someone........im kinda drunk but all I know is 5secs later a 300lb whale is grinding me.....as I keep backing up she sees fear in my face and keeps telling me its okie.......all I hear is "mmmhmmhhh your gonna be dinner tonight!" im a pretty nice guy and I dont have the heart just to leave like that so i play nice and casual dance with her for a little bit, she keeps licking her chops stairing me in the eyes and keeps saying "its ok, dont worry", as i back up from her passes.......
I had to endure a few songs of that until she left to head back to her heard, i mean friends.

I swear this was a set up, and a damn good one too. lol

[Warren11]

yes, i have. Girls get this all the time while dancing at the clubs. You're partying away with your girls, and all of a sudden a pair of hands grabs your hips from behind and a guy starts grinding against you. the girl looks to her friends (since she can't see wtf the guy looks like), and they either give her the nod of approval or grab her hand and pull her away. Make eye contact, get permission before you grind your junk all up on me. Thanks

Omgh, yes! You also have to make sure that you can trust your girlfriend's judgment in that sitch, ha.

yes but sometimes you girls set guys up too!!! I always have girls come up to me on the dance floor, and my first trip to vegas was x10fold...i guess cuz I was having so much fun. anyway this decent girl gets me....starts grinding me. things get pretty heavy. 10min goes by and I really thought i was atleast going to be making out with her and better........but no!!!! at this point shes grinding me from the front, she turns around and smiles at someone........im kinda drunk but all I know is 5secs later a 300lb whale is grinding me.....as I keep backing up she sees fear in my face and keeps telling me its okie.......all I hear is "mmmhmmhhh your gonna be dinner tonight!" im a pretty nice guy and I dont have the heart just to leave like that so i play nice and casual dance with her for a little bit, she keeps licking her chops stairing me in the eyes and keeps saying "its ok, dont worry", as i back up from her passes.......
I had to endure a few songs of that until she left to head back to her heard, i mean friends.

I swear this was a set up, and a damn good one too. lol

Ok you win!!

[mysticsavage]

yes, i have. Girls get this all the time while dancing at the clubs. You're partying away with your girls, and all of a sudden a pair of hands grabs your hips from behind and a guy starts grinding against you. the girl looks to her friends (since she can't see wtf the guy looks like), and they either give her the nod of approval or grab her hand and pull her away. Make eye contact, get permission before you grind your junk all up on me. Thanks

Omgh, yes! You also have to make sure that you can trust your girlfriend's judgment in that sitch, ha.

yes but sometimes you girls set guys up too!!! I always have girls come up to me on the dance floor, and my first trip to vegas was x10fold...i guess cuz I was having so much fun. anyway this decent girl gets me....starts grinding me. things get pretty heavy. 10min goes by and I really thought i was atleast going to be making out with her and better........but no!!!! at this point shes grinding me from the front, she turns around and smiles at someone........im kinda drunk but all I know is 5secs later a 300lb whale is grinding me.....as I keep backing up she sees fear in my face and keeps telling me its okie.......all I hear is "mmmhmmhhh your gonna be dinner tonight!" im a pretty nice guy and I dont have the heart just to leave like that so i play nice and casual dance with her for a little bit, she keeps licking her chops stairing me in the eyes and keeps saying "its ok, dont worry", as i back up from her passes.......
I had to endure a few songs of that until she left to head back to her heard, i mean friends.

I swear this was a set up, and a damn good one too. lol

Ahh, the old bait and switch. A club classic!! You're lucky they didn't take you back to your hotel and excise one of your kidneys!!

[darksideofjae]

Just as a heads up, if anybody needs me to play wingman i'm more then willing. I'll be there with my wife and she's fully aware that I may have to TOFTT (Take One For The Team). I have slain many of beasts and have earned top honors during Flight School so don't be afraid to throw me to the whales, i mean wolves. Only thing I require in advance is a shot to get me through it. Lord knows I'll need it depending on how bad she looks.

[Matt]

Your wife is cool with you fucking fat chicks? That's kinda mean of her.

[darksideofjae]

Your wife is cool with you fucking fat chicks? That's kinda mean of her.

Hahaha, fortunately since i've gotten married majority of my friends are married or don't require my services, so I haven't used them since then. But in the past, yes, i've put down many of big chicks and non-good looking chicks. Plus my goal will be to get them away from the pack, I think my wife would kill me if I brought back "The Hater" to the room.

Now that I think about it....I may need to talk to my friends on why they always sent me to the whales.

[Imjus]

if someone did this all and went for the kiss close would you kiss back? hypothetically speaking..

if I find him semi-attractive and he doesn't look like he's filled with STDs, then sure, i would.

Can we go back to this?

Can you (or anyone) expand on this look lol.

[MissV]

if someone did this all and went for the kiss close would you kiss back? hypothetically speaking..

if I find him semi-attractive and he doesn't look like he's filled with STDs, then sure, i would.

Can we go back to this?

Can you (or anyone) expand on this look lol.

You know, like this...

[Imjus]

if I find him semi-attractive and he doesn't look like he's filled with STDs, then sure, i would.

Can we go back to this?

Can you (or anyone) expand on this look lol.

You know, like this...

bahaha...touché

[not a vet but no rookie]

if I find him semi-attractive and he doesn't look like he's filled with STDs, then sure, i would.

Can we go back to this?

Can you (or anyone) expand on this look lol.

You know, like this...

Ha, I guess he's no longer winning

[Cisco419]

This thread is awesome!

[Wynning]

TO WHOMEVER POSTED THE PIC OF CHARLIE SHEEN... CHEERS.. BOTTLE ON ME NEXT TIME I'M IN VEGAS. (not really, don't go searching for my #).

[pantlessbellman]

if I find him semi-attractive and he doesn't look like he's filled with STDs, then sure, i would.

Can we go back to this?

Can you (or anyone) expand on this look lol.

You know, like this...

Saw him in person a few weeks ago... This picture, looks way better than he looks now.

[Wynning]

You mean like this...