funniest thing you've seen in a strip club??

[irwin91]

Im heading to vegas for my 21st in jan, just wondering some good stories.

I have a few from aus;

-watching a guy feed this girl tips (at least $1000) than soon as he was out she straight out ignored him and he got told to leave.
-watch a stripper give a guys face a lap dance and as soon as she got up he yelled "you need to wipe your a** abit better"

[wowzers83]

Im heading to vegas for my 21st in jan, just wondering some good stories.

I have a few from aus;

-watching a guy feed this girl tips (at least $1000) than soon as he was out she straight out ignored him and he got told to leave.
-watch a stripper give a guys face a lap dance and as soon as she got up he yelled "you need to wipe your a** abit better"

I lol at the second one. The first one I would be pissed as hell. But throwing that much money he could of been a douche and did or said something she didnt like, you never know.

[freestyler]

Alaskan paint job

[Halfshift]

1 - Paying a couple of hundred bucks to have my ass kicked by a stripper into dishing out pain (I didn't know this in advance)

2 - A donkey. (It is exactly what it sounds like.)

[BossLady]

Im heading to vegas for my 21st in jan, just wondering some good stories.

I have a few from aus;

-watching a guy feed this girl tips (at least $1000) than soon as he was out she straight out ignored him and he got told to leave.
-watch a stripper give a guys face a lap dance and as soon as she got up he yelled "you need to wipe your a** abit better"

The second one is terrible. LMAO! She had to be so embarrassed...LOL

[adamski]

A bloke stick his finger in a strippers stink hole, and then him get his kicked out by the bouncers!

[Jackson Vile]

Here is a good one for you; few friends and myself go to a lowly run down strip joint in Idaho (no this is not fictional/joke). Enter the place on a Saturday night and we are the only ones there. No alcohol permitted and the girls can't take their bottoms off

First stripper up; really could not dance much, nice ass no tits, friends are going bananas since this is their first time to a "strip joint". She can tell that I am not interested, however she must have seen this as a challenge. So she slithers over to me and stars grinding on me, but what is this? To my surprise she has not shaved her legs for at least the last week. You could feel really coarse stubble, just like a guys beard. I threw some money on my friends and the predator quickly swooped in on them and I am now free.

So that was disgusting enough right? Nope! Second girl comes out. Similar scenario, I am not really into it and that always attracts attention.
Girl; "what's wrong?",
Me; "not really into this, you can't even take your bottoms off.",
Girl; "Well we can one day a month! What can I do to interest you?",
Me; "Nothing, I have a hot as woman waiting for me to get back home." (I just recently met this "hot woman" at the time),
Girl; "Oh yea! Well lets see if she can do this!"

Girl almost jumps to the top of the poll, wraps her legs around the poll, tilts backwards, head straight down. Does some other stuff, then a jolt all of a sudden, but she recovers and it is cool, but wait; out of no where she loses her grip and slams head first all the way to the ground from what was almost the very top of the poll! I don't know if the girl was knocked out or just embarrassed or what, but someone had to take here off stage, my friends are laughing at the top of their lungs and I get us the fuck out of there, enough is enough!

I have more, I'll save those for another time LOL

[AFG]

I remember one time when i was having a good time at spearment rhino when a drunk dude falls back in his chair and falls out of it... his friends help him sit back in his seat. He then busts out his phone and takes a picture of one of the strippers on stage... needless to say 4 huge security guards manhandle him and throw him out. i loled.

the other stories are just of strippers being nasty strippers.

**edit for the LULZ at jacksons post!! hahahaha^^^^

[Boss888]

Don't take pictures of the strippers ?

[VegasTammy]

No you cant take pictures of the strippers. I didnt know this and took 1 picture and out of no where there were 2 big ol bouncers around me trying to take my camera. There was no way I was just going to let them have it so I told them I would delete it. I did and showed them and so they let me stay but I guess they have no tolerance for this. I have heard from others that they probably only let me stay cuz Im a girl.

[Maximus]

Mike Tyson.
Just inside the front door of Spearmint Rhino.

Then finding out later he's not hired by the club to greet the customers at the door, but instead just hanging around, hoping to get some star struck dude to play shooter and buy him dances. It was 6am, and he was out of money, evidently.

Or so said the employees.

For me, it was just cool to meet Iron Mike. This was about 3 yrs ago.

[Jackson Vile]

Mike Tyson.
Just inside the front door of Spearmint Rhino.

Then finding out later he's not hired by the club to greet the customers at the door, but instead just hanging around, hoping to get some star struck dude to play shooter and buy him dances. It was 6am, and he was out of money, evidently.

Or so said the employees.

For me, it was just cool to meet Iron Mike. This was about 3 yrs ago.

And you did not buy him a dance!

[not a vet but no rookie]

1st time

This was my 1st time in Vegas as a legal adult and I just went way overboard with all the alcohol. Drank a lot of red and white wine at dinner and then went overboard at Pure with a bunch of VRB's (we had a cabana upstairs)

After Pure me and my bro went to Paradise and I was blitzed by this point. Fell asleep in the strip club and when I woke up I immediately vomited all over the floor. No strippers were around so me and my brother stealthily left. Haven't been back there since (this way back in 2006).

First and last time I've thrown up in Vegas - I blame it on the wine

[chrisbru]

Don't drink wine in Vegas. Ever. Unless it's champagne :-)


A few things from my last Spearmint experience:
1) Me and two girls were waiting for the party bus to come pick us up from Marquee at about 3:30am. We'd been waiting for awhile, and they finally call and say "Can you go across the street to Paris? We can't get the bus in there, the Cosmo is on fire." Turned out to be very small and no major damage, but still a scary thing to hear STANDING in the Cosmo drunk at 3:30 haha.
2) Two girls in me in a huge party bus was funny to us at the time
3) Get to the club, it's packed, and the girls want to sit at the rail. So, there was one chair available, and I go to sit down and a guy says "his buddy is coming back". I just looked at him, sat down, and the two girls both just climbed on my lap. The look on his face was priceless... And we got more attention than anyone at the club from the dancers on stage, and yet I didn't have to fend off girls asking to dance every 30 seconds.