THE STAGGERED EASTER SPECIAL - April 21 - 24

[aria]

I tip my hat to you, good sir. Brilliant. Absolutely Brilliant.

You shall henceforth be known as Sir Staggered. I would like to give you a standing ovation and a Nobel Prize in Literature. Maybe a high five as well.

[IRockNvegas]

Lol @ aria , bravo staggered excellent TR my man.

[AK2Vegas]

Well done sir. Hall of Fame that one.

[xtramoney]

Great read fella, was gonna write one for our ten days but how do you follow that lol, and theres no way that'll be your last time in vegas....no way lol

[Staggered_UK]

Blimey...I go away and lie in a dark room for 10 days and over 2,000 people read this! I'm amazed! Glad you all liked it anyhow, I aim to please.

So things are getting better..I am now back on actual meals of food and I don't have to sleep whenever I sit down. I tested the waters at the weekend with a night out in Manchester that started at 6pm on Saturday and finished at 4pm on Sunday, and I survived, so I must be getting back to normal.

Yep, still desperate to get back out to that promised land...so..

I could always ask everyone who read this to send me 1$, and be on a flight tomorrow...but that won't work as a rule of mine is always to give, never to receive

Or I go and live out there and become a sex-addicted writer, Californication style (quite tempted by that one)...

Or I pimp myself out to the groups on here as your personal party bitch, all you need to do is cover expenses.

Or I just become a hooker..but I don't fancy getting a 'Bin Laden' (having my back door caved in and a guy shooting in my face)

I might not have thought these through properly yet, but I'm pretty sure one is a winner..

..either way. Never say never again.

Sir Staggered

[pennylane]

i will contribute to your vegas fund

[*ho_train*]

Blimey...I go away and lie in a dark room for 10 days and over 2,000 people read this! I'm amazed! Glad you all liked it anyhow, I aim to please.

So things are getting better..I am now back on actual meals of food and I don't have to sleep whenever I sit down. I tested the waters at the weekend with a night out in Manchester that started at 6pm on Saturday and finished at 4pm on Sunday, and I survived, so I must be getting back to normal.

Yep, still desperate to get back out to that promised land...so..

I could always ask everyone who read this to send me 1$, and be on a flight tomorrow...but that won't work as a rule of mine is always to give, never to receive

Or I go and live out there and become a sex-addicted writer, Californication style (quite tempted by that one)...

Or I pimp myself out to the groups on here as your personal party bitch, all you need to do is cover expenses.

Or I just become a hooker..but I don't fancy getting a 'Bin Laden' (having my back door caved in and a guy shooting in my face)

I might not have thought these through properly yet, but I'm pretty sure one is a winner..

..either way. Never say never again.

Sir Staggered

Well you are quite the captivating writer...not hard for you to pull everyone in to read your stories!

Glad to hear that you are alive and getting better! haha...

Yes, never say never...I am sure Vegas will see you again someday soon...

[xtramoney]

Guessing you didnt watch the United V Everton game then Staggered haha ?

[Warren11]

He said he was out at the weekend, just a guess my old mate, did you go out and celebrate "19" ???

[OmarLittle]

Take a bow son! (in my best andy gray voice). That's a top top write up.

I'm going to Vegas early June and reading this trip report has been nothing short of inspirational! We're hitting the same establishments as you plus Bank so will be utilising some of the contacts you used.

p.s. you have a unique way with words!

[Staggered_UK]

Back again...yes I was indeed celebrating championship #19 and knocking liverpool 'off their f*cking perch'

Xtramoney..no I didn't get to see it mate and I was gutted to miss it. By that stage my mates were more into the Columbian premier league, if you catch my drift

p.s. you have a unique way with words!

Cheers mate, that's exactly what my teacher in the dyslexic class said!

[joachimorjoe]

Back again...yes I was indeed celebrating championship #19 and knocking liverpool 'off their f*cking perch'

Not only is he a great writer, but this is further proof of the man's class!
10 days to go until what will be the greatest Sunday session ever in my timezone

[JoeDet]

Man I was in such a shitty mood at work today. This changed everything. Thanks!