The best clubs are in the hood

[cm4short]

Anyone know what I'm talkin bout. Those supposedly 18+ clubs where they don't check ID and you're lucky if you find AC. The DJ mixes like his life depends on it (because it actually does). Where you can get the most lap dances (and more) for your $10 cover. Now... those clubs jump off.

[Imjus]

haha no love on this one?

You can't forget the guaranteed fight at closing.

[Godzuki]

I love the ones in LA, especially taking unsuspecting friends who just don't know that a world past the silicone and trust funds of the Hollywood club scene exist.

"Why do the security guards have semi-automatics?"

Clearly because they might need to lay waste to a whole room and not just one rowdy motherfucker, duh.

Been to a few in LV but can't remember any of their names. I was probably too drunk or high or scared or all three.

[ashroid]

I would rather spend my money going there than doing bottle service. Seriously.

[Imjus]

I would rather spend my money going there than doing bottle service. Seriously.

Clubs in the hood you can buy the bottle at the bar.

[LS6]

havent been to one. Would be interesting though

[Matt]

This sounds awesome.

[BiqJosh]

Love me some jumpoffs, skeezers, hoodrats etc.

[cm4short]

I would rather spend my money going there than doing bottle service. Seriously.

A far more efficient use of your funds. Doing the math: $500 vs $20... Outcome? You get a piece of ass either way.

Love me some jumpoffs, skeezers, hoodrats etc.

Especially during the slow songs. Brings whole new meaning to Usher's Love In The Club.

[mysticsavage]

Love me some jumpoffs, skeezers, hoodrats etc.

I read that and immediately thought of this:



" markass marks, trickass marks, punk bitches, and skip skaps, skanks, and scallywags...hoes, heffers, he ha's, and hulyhoops"

[Guest]

lol the best bars are dive bars too