The best Las Vegas has to offer!

[Guest]

I can do more for you than any VIP nightclub or casino host in Vegas. Rooms, shows, clubs, pool parties, limos, golf, dinner, spas and so much more.

Lots of 2 for 1 bottles and buy 2 get 1 free bottle specials. We work hard to save you money.

Please call or text ************** or ************** for the only vegas connection you will ever need.

Thank you.

[tschwicht]

I can do more for you than any VIP nightclub or casino host in Vegas. Rooms, shows, clubs, pool parties, limos, golf, dinner, spas and so much more.

Lots of 2 for 1 bottles and buy 2 get 1 free bottle specials. We work hard to save you money.

Please call or text ************** or ************** for the only vegas connection you will ever need.

Thank you.

First JC get's an e-mail then this post? Hmm, the grammar shows marked improvement but I have to say it. Michael?

[Universal]

PM me and I'll set you up with a sweet deal. You can be teleported from your hotel room directly to any pool, restaurant or nightclub in Vegas without your feet even touching the ground. You don't even have to check in with the hosts/security when you get there. You'll just magically appear at the table of your choosing. Upon arrival, your food/drinks will be comped and you'll have 10 hot girls waiting on you wherever you go. I can do all this for a nominal fee. Just PM me for the rest of the details.

[Cisco419]

PM me and I'll set you up with a sweet deal. You can be teleported from your hotel room directly to any pool, restaurant or nightclub in Vegas without your feet even touching the ground. You don't even have to check in with the hosts/security when you get there. You'll just magically appear at the table of your choosing. Upon arrival, your food/drinks will be comped and you'll have 10 hot girls waiting on you wherever you go. I can do all this for a nominal fee. Just PM me for the rest of the details.

So with this teleporting deal, would I really need to pay for my flight? Can't you just teleport me to my room from my house?

[partyinvegas25]

PM me and I'll set you up with a sweet deal. You can be teleported from your hotel room directly to any pool, restaurant or nightclub in Vegas without your feet even touching the ground. You don't even have to check in with the hosts/security when you get there. You'll just magically appear at the table of your choosing. Upon arrival, your food/drinks will be comped and you'll have 10 hot girls waiting on you wherever you go. I can do all this for a nominal fee. Just PM me for the rest of the details.

LOVE IT! But I share Cisco's concern...I don't want to have to go to the airport, can't you just get me from my living room?

I will be contacting you soon!111!!!111

haha

[royaleo]

PM me and I'll set you up with a sweet deal. You can be teleported from your hotel room directly to any pool, restaurant or nightclub in Vegas without your feet even touching the ground. You don't even have to check in with the hosts/security when you get there. You'll just magically appear at the table of your choosing. Upon arrival, your food/drinks will be comped and you'll have 10 hot girls waiting on you wherever you go. I can do all this for a nominal fee. Just PM me for the rest of the details.

If you throw in a hot dude to give me a massage for each day of my stay, I'll be sold.

[ashroid]

Johnnyonthespot can...

park my car
get me a hot girl to...
AND pay me two dollars.

Then I'm sold.

[ChappStick]

Mustashe Ride Package? Ohh I vant one I vant one!

[killerfanatics]

F***er just doesn't quit does he? For someone who supposedly has all these hookups and mad business, he sure loves whoring himself on this site.

[Cisco419]

I'm actually serious about the teleporting deal