memorable more for its randomness than overall greatness

[not a vet but no rookie]

Intro: Group of 9 guys staying at the Wynn. 3/30 - 4/3. 4 of us got there on Wednesday and the other 5 came late Thursday/early Friday

Wed - 3 of us land around 3 PM. Check in at the Wynn, relax a little bit and then head down to gamble.

Start off with blackjack but no one is hot so for some reason we try out Casino War - http://forums.jackcolton.com/showpos...6&postcount=14

Long story short we pooled our money and ended up $2200 before getting ready to go out. At our peak had 20-30 people surrounding our Casino War table and became known as the "Casino War" guys.

Our 4th showed up in the middle of our gambling run. We got ready, pre-partied and headed to LAX.

LAX was fun. Two of my friends looked like they were about to close on some Asian girls until they dissed them and starting humping/making out with each other. Met a group of girls from Univ of Mizzou and my pick-up line of "Fuck Kansas" was golden until the grenade messed everything up. Moved on to another girl and things were going good but I don't even remember where it wrong haha.

Cabbed it to Denny's and ended up running into the Mizzou girls again. This time a different girl hated and we failed again to close (this sadly will become a recurring theme). Ended up calling it a night relatively early.

Thu - Nothing too crazy happened during the day. Tried our luck at Wynn again but couldn't get hot, tried TI for a little bit and then decided to head down to Mandalay/Luxor/Excalibur hoping the Party Pits would be open but they weren't. Continued our run at Casino War at Excalibur. Did some quick touristy things like check out the lions at MGM

Thursday night where was Murphy’s Law came into play. First, one of my friends (Friend A) who holds his liquor very well challenged me to get him “fucked up!” I foolishly accept and repeatedly give him strong red bull and vodkas before going out. He seems good but hands us his phone and wallet before leaving for the club. We walk to Tao and on the way there Friend A and another Friend (Friend B) almost come to blows on the strip. After calming them down we start to enter the line and before we finish a bouncer says Friend B is too drunk to enter the club because he stumbled a bit. This isn’t even the friend who was truly fucked up. I plead his case to no avail and Friend A wants to fight the bouncer but we calm him down and get out there and head to Jet. Within 5 minutes of being in Jet, this group of girls has taken off Friend A’s belt and have him surrounded. The others are grabbing Friend C’s ass. Night is looking very up until Friend A tries to sit down in VIP and completely misses the seat and falls onto the floor in one of those main aisles onto the dancefloor. A bouncer sees all of this and drags him out of the club. We all go outside to get stuff figured out and C takes A back to the hotel. I stay with B at the club and end up having to prevent him from getting kicked out multiple times because he is belligerent with the bouncers. This causes me to miss out on several different opportunities.

I eventually convince B to go back to the hotel to check on A. A has thrown up on both beds and is passed out, B ends up knocking out on the floor. After making sure these dudes are ok me and C head back to Jet and find these 2 sisters. They seem down but they convince us to check on our friends 1st. We head back to Wynn and in the casino I meet this bangin’ chick but her friend is one of the worst grenades/claymores/stack of dynamite I have ever seen and A has thrashed our room so there is nowhere to go (that theme again). We go back up to the room and A/B are still alive.

Me and C cab it to Mandalay to meet up with the sisters. On the way in we unknowingly get propositioned by these two hookers. The exchange goes like this: Hooker A – “Where’s the party at?” Me – “Uhh it’s 5AM, probably Drais” Hooker B- “No, what’s good with y’all?” Hooker A – “Where are y’all staying? We have some financials to discuss”. We just walk away


While grabbing some food with the sisters we then find out that they are sharing a room with their brother and his gf. So not only can we not handle business in our room, their room is off limits too. We chop it up with them for a while and then up crashing on their floor for a couple hours.

[not a vet but no rookie]

continued

Fri – Probably the least eventful day. We just chill at the Wynn pool and do some gambling. Have some good luck at the blackjack table and meet some pretty funny people.

Go to XS at night with the full group of 9 and besides a nice run at the blackjack tables outside nothing too memorable happens, just more fumbling of opportunities (combo of drunkenness, ADD, and grenades). I got pretty drunk so I don’t remember much. Me and friend A go gamble from about 7-11AM instead of sleeping and hit quads a couple of times at Ultimate Texas Hold ‘EM and make about $700.

Sat – Consider going to Tao Beach but end up deciding to stay at Wynn. After placing some bets head back to the pool to check out the Final Four games. Decent crowd but not great. There were these two drunk off their ass dudes. Dude puked into some plants and within 5 minutes was double fisting some bud lights. 10 minutes later he tries to start something with our group and quickly changes his tune saying “I know y’all can kick my ass, want some drinks?” This dude was falling all over the place and had blood on his swim trunks. The bouncers start talking to him and later on we see him get kicked out with his friend and his friend says “Follow us to the strip club, we’re about to drop 10 G’s!”

Sat night – Hit up Marquee for the 1st time. Wow’ed by the set-up and definitely appreciated the hip-hop room. Nothing spectacular really happened but the theme recurred. Girl grabbed my ass in plain-view in one of the outside areas and said “you’re very pretty, I mean very handsome”. She was cute but her friend was FINE and my type so I talked to her for a little bit. For some reason I departed from usual M.O. and I did not get her number and said “see y’all around” since my boys were waiting for me and it looked like a fight was about to go down where we were. Never saw them again (that damn theme again). Ended up having a random high school reunion in the boombox room and had a lot of fun with the DJ playing a lot of the jams. Met a couple of girls but nothing materialized (the theme again). Go back to Wynn and stay up all night gambling. A cool pit boss comps the Wynn buffet brunch for us and guest services comps all of the money we spent on drinks at the Wynn pool.

Overall a very fun trip despite the 0% success rate

[supremyecy]

looks like you had a lot of trouble closing the deal! BUT... looks like you still had plenty of success socializing with a lot of women. more then i can say for myself, personally! sounds like it was a lot of fun!

[not a vet but no rookie]

looks like you had a lot of trouble closing the deal! BUT... looks like you still had plenty of success socializing with a lot of women. more then i can say for myself, personally! sounds like it was a lot of fun!

Haha I definitely did. Part of it is my fault - I often have one drink too many which causes me to lose focus. If I met someone early on I don't like to put too much effort in and get distracted by others. If I met someone near closing time I can become over-aggressive haha.

Part of it is not really my fault - I usually work better alone and when I do have a wingman they usually aren't true wingmen and don't take the grenades. It can be difficult to get a girl to leave her friends to go back with some dude she just met. Also my friends have never wanted to get BS.

My luck with women in Vegas is like my luck with Blackjack. Sometimes I'm hot (3 in 3 nights), other times I'm not (this trip)

[MikeyTantalo]

u were there the whole time.. and didnt hit me up?! your fired... lol

[TheMuss]

Haha I definitely did. Part of it is my fault - I often have one drink too many which causes me to lose focus. If I met someone early on I don't like to put too much effort in and get distracted by others. If I met someone near closing time I can become over-aggressive haha.

I hear ya loud and clear mate. I am exactly the same way - I have mild ADD normally, so when you pump me up full of redbull I am the worst. I just cannot concentrate at all when talking to women. I am into them for sure but don't have the attention span required to put in the hard yards.

HER - "Hey I think your cute, wanna go back to..."

ME - "OH LOOK! A BALLOON!!!" *runs off*

[not a vet but no rookie]

Haha I definitely did. Part of it is my fault - I often have one drink too many which causes me to lose focus. If I met someone early on I don't like to put too much effort in and get distracted by others. If I met someone near closing time I can become over-aggressive haha.

I hear ya loud and clear mate. I am exactly the same way - I have mild ADD normally, so when you pump me up full of redbull I am the worst. I just cannot concentrate at all when talking to women. I am into them for sure but don't have the attention span required to put in the hard yards.

HER - "Hey I think your cute, wanna go back to..."

ME - "OH LOOK! A BALLOON!!!" *runs off*

VRB is my best friend and my worst enemy in Vegas

u were there the whole time.. and didnt hit me up?! your fired... lol

Ha, trust I would have hit you up if my friends weren't being cheap about a table/cabana. Hopefully that will change when I'm back in July

[supremyecy]

Haha I definitely did. Part of it is my fault - I often have one drink too many which causes me to lose focus. If I met someone early on I don't like to put too much effort in and get distracted by others. If I met someone near closing time I can become over-aggressive haha.

I hear ya loud and clear mate. I am exactly the same way - I have mild ADD normally, so when you pump me up full of redbull I am the worst. I just cannot concentrate at all when talking to women. I am into them for sure but don't have the attention span required to put in the hard yards.

HER - "Hey I think your cute, wanna go back to..."

ME - "OH LOOK! A BALLOON!!!" *runs off*

HA, CLASSIC! hilarious, probably mainly because i can relate to this very thing. when im drinking i have 0% attention span. im all over the place, even if physically im in one spot, my mind is in a million different places at once.

[Boogie]

good trip report but to much issues of getting into fights or near fights for my style

[ashroid]

Sorry about your buddy throwing up on the beds. That's just f*cking disgusting. I have friends that are more of the puke in the plants type than fighting.

I agree with you about going it alone than relying on an iffy wingman.

A lot of guys are the type: "Oh hey, why don't you go and pick up some girls?" I'm like "Why don't YOU go pick up some girls. I'm fine getting slammed on booze".

How did you get into XS and Marquee? Did you contact hosts?

[not a vet but no rookie]

Sorry about your buddy throwing up on the beds. That's just f*cking disgusting. I have friends that are more of the puke in the plants type than fighting.

I agree with you about going it alone than relying on an iffy wingman.

A lot of guys are the type: "Oh hey, why don't you go and pick up some girls?" I'm like "Why don't YOU go pick up some girls. I'm fine getting slammed on booze".

How did you get into XS and Marquee? Did you contact hosts?

Yeah I partly blame myself for accepting his challenge. Obviously I wasn't sober enough to think that through.

For XS we just showed up early since we were staying at Wynn, got in about 10 min after it opened then left and came back later. For the future I know to hit up Mikey T to expedite stuff

For Marquee a friend of a friend had a connect and we were able to walk in as smaller groups with us paying 40 a head.

[ChappStick]

Great review

Awesome Review so far.. still reading thanks to my aquired unrestrictoed internets.
"Some call it ADD I prefer to call it ADDvantage!"
In Response to my twin saying Ricky your soo ADD

[not a vet but no rookie]

Awesome Review so far.. still reading thanks to my aquired unrestrictoed internets.
"Some call it ADD I prefer to call it ADDvantage!"
In Response to my twin saying Ricky your soo ADD

I'm stealing that haha

[joelDOWNUNDER]

Haha I definitely did. Part of it is my fault - I often have one drink too many which causes me to lose focus. If I met someone early on I don't like to put too much effort in and get distracted by others. If I met someone near closing time I can become over-aggressive haha.

I hear ya loud and clear mate. I am exactly the same way - I have mild ADD normally, so when you pump me up full of redbull I am the worst. I just cannot concentrate at all when talking to women. I am into them for sure but don't have the attention span required to put in the hard yards.

HER - "Hey I think your cute, wanna go back to..."

ME - "OH LOOK! A BALLOON!!!" *runs off*

HA, CLASSIC! hilarious, probably mainly because i can relate to this very thing. when im drinking i have 0% attention span. im all over the place, even if physically im in one spot, my mind is in a million different places at once.

Hhahah this was my trip in a nutshell, especially with my accent at times I got ahead of myself, "you can do better joel" would go through my head at the start of the night, when even speaking to a half decent bird... 5439857 vodka red bulls and 5 AMF's later I'm not remembering the night, won't be speaking in anything other than mumbles and growls, and will be lucky to have both shoes on ... let alone convincing a bird to come back to my room, and lets be honest, will probably be lucky to get my dick up lol.

In hindsight though, for me anyways, getting a girl back is the icing on the cake on a night out in vegas... cause even without that icing, your still pretty much having the time of your life eating that fucking delicious cake!

[not a vet but no rookie]

I hear ya loud and clear mate. I am exactly the same way - I have mild ADD normally, so when you pump me up full of redbull I am the worst. I just cannot concentrate at all when talking to women. I am into them for sure but don't have the attention span required to put in the hard yards.

HER - "Hey I think your cute, wanna go back to..."

ME - "OH LOOK! A BALLOON!!!" *runs off*

HA, CLASSIC! hilarious, probably mainly because i can relate to this very thing. when im drinking i have 0% attention span. im all over the place, even if physically im in one spot, my mind is in a million different places at once.

Hhahah this was my trip in a nutshell, especially with my accent at times I got ahead of myself, "you can do better joel" would go through my head at the start of the night, when even speaking to a half decent bird... 5439857 vodka red bulls and 5 AMF's later I'm not remembering the night, won't be speaking in anything other than mumbles and growls, and will be lucky to have both shoes on ... let alone convincing a bird to come back to my room, and lets be honest, will probably be lucky to get my dick up lol.

In hindsight though, for me anyways, getting a girl back is the icing on the cake on a night out in vegas... cause even without that icing, your still pretty much having the time of your life eating that fucking delicious cake!

Very true. I always go to Vegas hoping I get fucked up with my friends, make crazy memories, and hopefully win some money.

It's a delicate thin line for me. I can either get too drunk where my game is gone and I have to rely on natural talent and pure luck OR I can stay relatively sober/only a little tipsy and put in a lot of work only to get cock-blocked and end up regretting the night