Let me know what you think?

[Senatordwill]

So I got my friend (who I have been intimate with before) is coming with me to Vegas. She is still attracted to me sexually and all but has a boyfriend. She is going to be sleeping in the same bed with me, dancing with me at the club (we dance pretty freaky together), drinking (heavily), and just having a generally good time. lol. However, she thinks nothing is going to happen between us sexually??? I don't see how not with all those factors taking place??? What do you guys think?


Also, the sex we had before she said it was the best she said and she doesn't stay stuff like that.

[BigDex14]

This thread is full of EPIC WIN! haha

[VegasCherry]

I can't breathe. You guys are killing me...

Maybe she wanted him to take it out?

Thats nasty. At least she blowed him for all his trouble.

And this prospective is why I dig Vegas Cherry

[not a vet but no rookie]

It means he would have gone biblical on her and turned bath water into wine[/QUOTE]


What better place to get that piece of unfortunate news than a bathtub..?[/QUOTE]

I don't know man. A condom protects you in the bed.

I wouldn't want to be sitting in period water and if I was really drunk it might scare the shit out of me

[JSki]

[/QUOTE]

It means he would have gone biblical on her and turned bath water into wine[/QUOTE]


What better place to get that piece of unfortunate news than a bathtub..?

[not a vet but no rookie]

Was I the only one disgusted to know this..this broad, let his hand get that far without moving it or swatting it away? My God wtf.

Maybe she wanted him to take it out?

Thas nasty. At least she blowed him for all his trouble.

I would have drowned Aunt Flow in the Bathtub... Just saying...

I don't know what this means?!

It means he would have gone biblical on her and turned bath water into wine

[Cappaccinodagreat]

Was I the only one disgusted to know this..this broad, let his hand get that far without moving it or swatting it away? My God wtf.

Maybe she wanted him to take it out?

Thats nasty. At least she blowed him for all his trouble.

And this prospective is why I dig Vegas Cherry

[VegasCherry]

Was I the only one disgusted to know this..this broad, let his hand get that far without moving it or swatting it away? My God wtf.

Maybe she wanted him to take it out?

Thas nasty. At least she blowed him for all his trouble.

I would have drowned Aunt Flow in the Bathtub... Just saying...

I don't know what this means?!

[not a vet but no rookie]

Was I the only one disgusted to know this..this broad, let his hand get that far without moving it or swatting it away? My God wtf.

Maybe she wanted him to take it out?

[VegasCherry]

Was I the only one disgusted to know this..this broad, let his hand get that far without moving it or swatting it away? My God wtf.

[JSki]

I would have drowned Aunt Flow in the Bathtub... Just saying...

[not a vet but no rookie]

So my trip was awesome by the way and the Marquee club is amazing. Now to the juicy part so me and my friends all went out to the club (including said girl) and we all got smashed (I'm walking around like Jack Sparrow at this point). In the club, me and the girl were making out and very touch feely. SO we get back to the room and get in the hot tub and start making out again, like I haven't seen you in 20 years making out. So in the middle of me making out, I'm moving my hands down to the landing strip for the arrival of my jumbo jet. Then I noticed this little white string sticking out of her Va ja-ja. Yep, she was on the period. Mother nature whizzed by my penthouse window and threw up her middle finger and zoomed out to the sky like the ghost with the baby carriage in Ghostbusters 2. However, I did still came out aHEAD, I was very HEADstrong, (I think your getting my point). But, even though I miss the extra point like Shaq at the free throw line, I still had a ton of fun. Especially driving around the Corvette (thank you Hertz!). So in conclusion fellas, if your taking your wife, girlfriend, random girl or $1.72 (Wal-Mart price) Thai hooker make sure she isn't on the rag or wont be on it. Also make sure she isn't around any other girls because supposedly women's vagina's can sync up like Wifi Routers and everybody can be on the rag. Have a good day!

Glad you still came out ahead. Decent conclusion to all the buildup. If you were really drunk you should have just slept with her anyway.

The bold has me DYING

+1 you didn't even really need to be that drunk, that's what showers are for...

True, I've done it sober

[madscientist]

So my trip was awesome by the way and the Marquee club is amazing. Now to the juicy part so me and my friends all went out to the club (including said girl) and we all got smashed (I'm walking around like Jack Sparrow at this point). In the club, me and the girl were making out and very touch feely. SO we get back to the room and get in the hot tub and start making out again, like I haven't seen you in 20 years making out. So in the middle of me making out, I'm moving my hands down to the landing strip for the arrival of my jumbo jet. Then I noticed this little white string sticking out of her Va ja-ja. Yep, she was on the period. Mother nature whizzed by my penthouse window and threw up her middle finger and zoomed out to the sky like the ghost with the baby carriage in Ghostbusters 2. However, I did still came out aHEAD, I was very HEADstrong, (I think your getting my point). But, even though I miss the extra point like Shaq at the free throw line, I still had a ton of fun. Especially driving around the Corvette (thank you Hertz!). So in conclusion fellas, if your taking your wife, girlfriend, random girl or $1.72 (Wal-Mart price) Thai hooker make sure she isn't on the rag or wont be on it. Also make sure she isn't around any other girls because supposedly women's vagina's can sync up like Wifi Routers and everybody can be on the rag. Have a good day!

Glad you still came out ahead. Decent conclusion to all the buildup. If you were really drunk you should have just slept with her anyway.

The bold has me DYING

+1 you didn't even really need to be that drunk, that's what showers are for...

[VegasCherry]

On the plus side she clearly wanted to do sex to you, otherwise she wouldn't have thought far ahead enough to know she wouldn't be able to sleep with you because of aunt flow..

[not a vet but no rookie]

So my trip was awesome by the way and the Marquee club is amazing. Now to the juicy part so me and my friends all went out to the club (including said girl) and we all got smashed (I'm walking around like Jack Sparrow at this point). In the club, me and the girl were making out and very touch feely. SO we get back to the room and get in the hot tub and start making out again, like I haven't seen you in 20 years making out. So in the middle of me making out, I'm moving my hands down to the landing strip for the arrival of my jumbo jet. Then I noticed this little white string sticking out of her Va ja-ja. Yep, she was on the period. Mother nature whizzed by my penthouse window and threw up her middle finger and zoomed out to the sky like the ghost with the baby carriage in Ghostbusters 2. However, I did still came out aHEAD, I was very HEADstrong, (I think your getting my point). But, even though I miss the extra point like Shaq at the free throw line, I still had a ton of fun. Especially driving around the Corvette (thank you Hertz!). So in conclusion fellas, if your taking your wife, girlfriend, random girl or $1.72 (Wal-Mart price) Thai hooker make sure she isn't on the rag or wont be on it. Also make sure she isn't around any other girls because supposedly women's vagina's can sync up like Wifi Routers and everybody can be on the rag. Have a good day!

Glad you still came out ahead. Decent conclusion to all the buildup. If you were really drunk you should have just slept with her anyway.

The bold has me DYING