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So my trip was awesome by the way and the Marquee club is amazing. Now to the juicy part so me and my friends all went out to the club (including said girl) and we all got smashed (I'm walking around like Jack Sparrow at this point). In the club, me and the girl were making out and very touch feely. SO we get back to the room and get in the hot tub and start making out again, like I haven't seen you in 20 years making out. So in the middle of me making out, I'm moving my hands down to the landing strip for the arrival of my jumbo jet. Then I noticed this little white string sticking out of her Va ja-ja. Yep, she was on the period. Mother nature whizzed by my penthouse window and threw up her middle finger and zoomed out to the sky like the ghost with the baby carriage in Ghostbusters 2. However, I did still came out aHEAD, I was very HEADstrong, (I think your getting my point). But, even though I miss the extra point like Shaq at the free throw line, I still had a ton of fun. Especially driving around the Corvette (thank you Hertz!). So in conclusion fellas, if your taking your wife, girlfriend, random girl or $1.72 (Wal-Mart price) Thai hooker make sure she isn't on the rag or wont be on it. Also make sure she isn't around any other girls because supposedly women's vagina's can sync up like Wifi Routers and everybody can be on the rag. Have a good day!
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More importantly where are the pictures.
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Romantic~Originally posted by Brett Stevens View PostMake sure you don't talk about it the morning after you make a mess on her stomach.
Just enjoy your ommelate and maintain a smirk.
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Something i've learned... when a girl says "we aren't going to have sex" without you bringing it up, it usually means she wants to. that's my experience at least
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Originally posted by louieC View PostOne thing I can tell you, What women say and what they do are two diffrent thing. The fact that she is putting herself in that situation means that she wants it to happen. If she really loved her boyfriend and did'nt want to get with you then she would not be sleeping in your room and she would not be talking about it on the phone with you. She is a sure thing in My opinion. My question to you is if u already got some then why bother again?? Taken a chick to vegas that you already have been with is like bringing a sandwich to a restaurant, unless its your wife or serious girlfriend. Good luck and I would save her for a night that I struck out . Or maybe bring a chick back to the room and see if you can geet her to join in.now that would be a story.. GLOriginally posted by Senatordwill View PostThat's the most confusing part. She always says things like I can't see myself without him and I don't see past any guy who is not my bf. Sounds like she is crazy about him. But why would she be doing this????? I usually know women really well, but this has me stumped. It's the most confusing thing ever. Also the reason why I'm taking her is she is real fun to hang with and I thought it would be coo if she came.Originally posted by louieC View PostOne thing I can tell you, What women say and what they do are two diffrent thing.
ya, dont bring a girl to vegas unless shes a keeper or a really good friend.....if she is cool to hang out with, then yes.
and dude are you stupid? Long as you dont screw it up yes you are getting some. just wait till she is drunk and all over you!!!
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That's the most confusing part. She always says things like I can't see myself without him and I don't see past any guy who is not my bf. Sounds like she is crazy about him. But why would she be doing this????? I usually know women really well, but this has me stumped. It's the most confusing thing ever. Also the reason why I'm taking her is she is real fun to hang with and I thought it would be coo if she came.Originally posted by louieC View PostOne thing I can tell you, What women say and what they do are two diffrent thing.
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One thing I can tell you, What women say and what they do are two diffrent thing. The fact that she is putting herself in that situation means that she wants it to happen. If she really loved her boyfriend and did'nt want to get with you then she would not be sleeping in your room and she would not be talking about it on the phone with you. She is a sure thing in My opinion. My question to you is if u already got some then why bother again?? Taken a chick to vegas that you already have been with is like bringing a sandwich to a restaurant, unless its your wife or serious girlfriend. Good luck and I would save her for a night that I struck out . Or maybe bring a chick back to the room and see if you can geet her to join in.now that would be a story.. GL
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That's the part I'm trying to figure out. I don't know her bf at all. I don't know what guy in his right mind would let his girl do this. Unless she is lying to him lol. But she seems to love him in all and pretty adamant that nothing is gonna happen. She has been telling me all this over the phone, but she acts different around me in person (in a good way, more flirtatious).But stuff isn't adding up right, crazy. lolOriginally posted by louieC View PostI'd like to know whats the deal with her man letting her go to Vegas with you in the first place. If I were a wagering man and I am, There is NO doubt that you don't get some and I am willing to bet you hear this line
" i CANT BELIEVE I'AM DOING THIS"!!!
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May 13-16. Should be one fun weekend lol
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Originally posted by Godzuki View Post15 minutes? They're going to fuck inside baggage claim?
Homeland Security frowns on that sort of behavior.Originally posted by Matt View PostSweet, this looks promising for a new hilarious thread to follow.
You do realise this subforum is for strip clubs and the like, not for people to alleviate your anxieties about banging your friends gf?dying. DYING laughing....Originally posted by Godzuki View PostSenatordwill,
I think I speak for everyone when I say; please don't sleep with this girl, I'd rather like to see a flying pig.
nah, i bet she says "i don't normally do this." yeah rightOriginally posted by louieC View PostI'd like to know whats the deal with her man letting her go to Vegas with you in the first place. If I were a wagering man and I am, There is NO doubt that you don't get some and I am willing to bet you hear this line
" i CANT BELIEVE I'AM DOING THIS"!!!
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I'd like to know whats the deal with her man letting her go to Vegas with you in the first place. If I were a wagering man and I am, There is NO doubt that you don't get some and I am willing to bet you hear this line
" i CANT BELIEVE I'AM DOING THIS"!!!
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Um definitely not gay. I honestly think she is just telling herself that so she doesn't come off as ho.
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