4 Night in Vegas...OH GEEZ GET ME BACK THERE!!

[HunterDallas]

Man, this is one great TR. You are inspiring me to pull out all my literary skills for mAyOD!!

Day 2 Things to do, Let's see...

Waking up still drunk from the night before...check
Get 100 oz Fat Tuesday drinks...check
Hit the Ghostbar....check
Meet cool chick with cockblocking friends....check
Marvel at friends too drunk to realize it's "go" time...check
Mind-trick the cockblockers and close anyway....check
Hit the eject button on a clueless grenade...check

Looks like you and your crew are hitting all the highlights. Keep it rolling, looking forward to Day 3!!!!

[freestyler]

Yeah definatley agree with J_Dub but ashroid can definatley see where you are coming from with that, there is always a few bad apples who ruin it for everyone else.

It's the same as how the chavs can give the English a bad reputation.

[J_Dub]

our mate is a massive love-o....i dont know what he said to that grenade to make her come looking but it must have been good! it was 3am and she was by hersellf....what the muss actually forgot to mention was, shank hit her up for a threesome....she actually said she would, if she hadnt already slept with our mate the detective already!! gotta love vegas

[TheMuss]

Day 3 – Best Day Ever, Kendra, XS and falling in pools

J: I get up early as the girl I’m with has to get back to Venetian to check out. One of the things I said the previous night to get her to stay, and to convince her cockblocking friends to let her stay, was that I would return her to her hotel in the morning, and being a man of my word I did. This turned out to be a blessing in disguise, as I thought, I’m at the Venetian, why not have a look around? I ended up winning around $600 on blackjack switch and the slots! BOOM! Great start to the day and its only 8:30am! I’m in a great mood so I walk back to PH towers from the venetian, instead of catching a cab, as I just want to soak some more vegas in.

I get back to the room and the muss and M are up and about. M has been robbed of $700 and his Ray Ban sunnies….one of the evil cockblocking grenades must have done it. To his dismay I tell him that I just saw them all leave. I didn’t have my phone on me either so I had no way of knowing. Damn grenades!

I suggest we go get something to eat as the only thing I have eaten in 3 days is a sandwich from Earl of Sandwich….i am starving!! So all 4 of us minus our mate the detective, head downstairs to get on the brazillian all you can eat meat….this sounds awesome but after not eating for so long, we have a couple of pieces are done.

We finish up and head back upstairs. I open the door and the detective is standing there wearing his clothes from the night before with his hands up in the air. He is pumped and ready to go! So we wait for him to get changed and get ready to head back downstairs……..

The muss: So we all get into the swim gear and head down for the obligatory Fat Tuesday before heading out. So we get to FT and the line is dead set 4 miles long. I nearly break down and lose it mentally only to discover there is another place, Rock Bar just around the corner that sells the same thing. Whew. That could have been a disaster. So we give FT the flick and wander on over to Rock Bar to check the place out. Order another yard glass of alcoholic slushee and it was time to roll/stumble/run/crawl/fly to Wet Republic. Seriously these new drinks were going down a treat and I was already finished mine before the lads had even got ¼ of the way into thiers. I seriously need to stop being very impatient, but the last couple of nights and about 973 vodka red bulls had me on edge pretty much the whole trip, I was buzzing like a kid at Christmas time.

J: On the way to MGM we are walking along the strip and I hear my name get called out…..thats odd, who knows me over here?? I turn around and it’s the NYPD detective I was at spearmint rhino with on the Thursday night. I cant believe he remembered me as I had no idea what his name was. I tell him we are going to XS that night and to come and get on it with us before heading in opposite directions.

So after a massive walk to get to the Signature, we finally arrive at Wet Republic, when what do we find out? It’s Kendra Wilkinson’s party there that day. OMG. I nearly hit the deck at the sheer awesomeness of it all. Part of me seems to think I could actually meet her, and delusional as I was, I convince the boys we have to hit up this place! Needless to say, the party was absoloutley off the chain and the boys didn’t need much convincing. So we get to the front and spend about 10 minutes wandering around aimlessly looking for the entrace when we find the door host and start making some inquiries. $50 a head boys or a minimum spend of a gorilla (in other words, a grand) for a cabana. We have a mini team meeting for about 10 minutes to discuss when we decide, f*ck it it’s Vegas let’s go.

So I slam the credit card down on the desk like a maniac and tell him to get the cabana ready. He happily obliges and in we went.

Before I go any further, I just want to do a shout out to all the hosts at Wet Republic – all of them right from the waitress to our host looked after us perfectly. Would definatley recommend going there to anyone thinking about doing the whole cabana/bungalow thing.

OK so we get settled in to our cabana and so it begins…the best day of my life. Waitress comes over and she is a total sweetheart, giving me a peck on the cheek (taking me from 5’8” to 9’23” in seconds as she was gorgeous), and starts to take our order. 2 bottles of grey goose + red bull please. She brings it over and its absoloutley GAME ON.

So this day is getting absoloutley crazy, we are smashing VRB’s at the speed of light and absoloutley getting cooked.

J: I got to the stage where I was pretty drunk and feeling pretty confident. I decide to to some rounds. I was doing happy laps of wet republic finding girls to take back to the cabana for the boys. I got this one group of 3 girls that were pretty hot. I get them back to the cabana and they all start kissing each other. The detective and I ask if we can join in and they oblige….great stuff!!

Another nice move from me was in one of the pools….i start talking to this girl who we saw on the way in…pretty tidy…so I’m talking to her when I decide to fill my empty cup up with pool water and throw it at her….she promptly left….don’t ask me what I was thinking..hahahaa

The muss: So my boy J brings over these gorgeous Cali girls and we immediatley hit it off, start talking and getting to know each other and 2 minutes later I kid you not I’m making out with this cute little brunette and we’re having a great time. Seriously can this day get any better!?!?!?!?! Yes.

So I take my girl into the pool and I’m telling her god knows what – really just getting loose and having a good time. We eventually get out and she starts talking to someone else while I start talking to these other two girls, who were from Kendra’s private party who were actually leaving. One of them asks me if me and my boy M want the two wristbands her and her friend have on. Yes please!!!

So she gives them to us and they leave, and me and M slink back into the cabana to try and fix these on our wrist. In all honesty we didn’t think they would stick on, but low and behold the bands stuck and the feeling I had at that moment was one of absoloute joy, we needed to see if we could get in to the party!

So we wander on up, show the wristbands to the security and 2 seconds later…WE ARE IN KENDRA WILKINSON’S PRIVATE PARTY!! I seriously nearly had a stroke en route to the party as I was just overcome with the excitement of it all.

***continued next post***

[TheMuss]

***continued from previous post*** - DAY 3

Kendra had left by that stage, but all her girls were still there in the hot tub, so in me and M jump and almost immediatley we introduce ourselves and within seconds I am getting this massive bottle of champange poured all over me. Serious happy moment for us both. I gotta look for the other boys! We eventually see each other and we are laughing and pointing at them with sh!t grins on our faces, I think they were a bit jealous haha.

So about 6pm it was closing time and was also getting pretty cold, so we all struggled out of Wet Republic still buzzing from the day. We hopped in a limo with some random chick that J had pulled earlier in the day. She is bouncing up and down on his lap as we start talking about the night ahead of us. We get back to the hotel and the girl doesn’t want to get out, so we pay the driver and tell him she is all his! Hahaha. He actually looked quite happy! We had already spent $1500 between us on the cabana that day and we still had table service for XS that night!!! How the hell were we gonna top Wet…

J: So we get back to the hotel and we are all pretty smashed. For some reason I decide that I need to go downstairs to do some shopping. I return about an hour later with some new Kobe VI’s, a pair of jeans from GAP....don’t ask….just take my advice that you should not go shopping in vegas whilst drunk….everything seems like a good idea…

I ring the doorbell at our room and the door is answered by the detective….who just tells me that they have been ripped off by strippers!!! See the first night we were in Vegas, we all collected the porno cards that are handed out on the strip…the boys saw a deal of 2 girls for $99 and thought, how can you go wrong with that??? So they made the call and before they knew it, had two lovely looking ladies of the night in the room. The girls hit them up for $250, which was handed over. Once pocketed, they then demanded $1000 to take any clothes off!!! An argument ensued before the boys kicked them out….they didn’t want any pimps coming upstairs!!!

So after hearing the story and being quite annoyed….i decide to ring the number that boys rang….i was pretty much told “welcome to vegas” and to suck it up….oh well, looks like you lost $250 boys!! Haha That was nowhere near enough to ruin our day so we start getting our best kits on for a night at XS……….

We get to XS early and line up in the table service line. We are near the front of the line and after 10mins the line is massive….so it was a good call to get in early.

We head in and are shown to our area. We have been given one of those big beds next to the pool area outside. We have a look around the place while it isn’t busy. XS is a very nice club indeed. We order 2 bottles of grey goose and 1 bottle of captain morgan plus some mixers, and after about 30mins the crowd starts to pick up. Before we know it we have this huge group of girls partying with us. They are all in town for a friends Hens night.

There was a group of asian guys who came over and sat on the bed…who were promptly asked to leave by security…..about 10mins later, the ming, who is also asian, grabs me, because security was asking him to leave!! I tell security to relax and that he is my friend. The security guy could apologise enough….hahaha

By now all the boys are paired up with girls and everyone is having a good time. Next thing I know the NYPD office is there. He turns out to be a really good guy. XS was awesome but I pretty much didn’t leave our area….only to go to the toilet…so my memory of it is very shaded…it was getting late so we head back to the hotel with a massive group of people in toe…..

We get back to the room with a bunch of girls and NYPD….i am wasted to say the least ….at some stage NYPD gave me his watch as a gift, it was one of those nights….after running to the toilet to have a spew (I never spew!) I decided I’d had enough a retreated to a room with one of the girls….she was hot and I don’t know what I had been saying but was very, very into me.

So I go into the room with her and realize I don’t have any protection….i know M is on the sofa bed with his girl, so I decide to go ask him if he has any……naked…..i don’t know if it was the alcohol or what, but I proceeded to run around our suite naked and ranting, looking for condoms….at one stage I ended up in the hall way, because the detective had locked the door to our adjoining rooms, and I knew he had some…..luckily…the other girls in the suite thought this was hilarious, and it only increased my buddies chances….i finally got what I needed and retreated back to the room, drinking water out of a bowl……

[jilla]

awesome TR! getting me excited to get to vegas! loved this line "one of the evil cockblocking grenades must have done it." (although that sucks about her stealing your $$ and sunglasses...sorry!! )

[TheMuss]

Yeah it was pretty shattering for everyone as my poor mate didn't have all that much cash to begin with. Oh well easy come easy go!

[Warren11]

Shame you aint going April 2012, would be a mental night out lol...

[HunterDallas]

Only in Vegas

i don’t know if it was the alcohol or what, but I proceeded to run around our suite naked and ranting, looking for condoms….

Only in Vegas!!!! Top notch trip report!

[kaizen]

awesome report gents!

[TheMuss]

Shame you aint going April 2012, would be a mental night out lol...

Who knows Warren! Right now I am just looking for expressions of interest from people. Want to get a big group together and head over for MDW and really live the dream.

But it's still a fair way off yet.

[J_Dub]

i've a got a 98 runner poker tournament next sunday and the winner gets a $20k package to Vegas to play in the WSOP in July....i'll be doing everything i can to win it and get back over there!!!!

[Universal]

Great stuff!

[TheMuss]

i've a got a 98 runner poker tournament next sunday and the winner gets a $20k package to Vegas to play in the WSOP in July....i'll be doing everything i can to win it and get back over there!!!!

You better win that tournament...my sanity counts on it...

[lifetrip]

this tr is awesome!