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    Alrighty! So I just got home about an hour ago... drive from hell btw! And I want to get it ALL down before I forget... sorry about the profanity!
    SO in true fashion of me and my friends we got started on our drive a bit later than planned... We left home @ about 1:00 am. The drive was actually pretty fun no one slept much more than a half hour. Many great stories were told, one of the best involving someone blacking out and waking up in a wet bend with shit on the floor... anyways I ended up driving the last 4 hours straight (not to mention after I had driven 5 hours to meet up with my friends earlier that day). We arrived in Vegas at about 8 o clock and luckily were immediately able to check in @ The Rio.
    So our room was SICK! I was very pleasantly surprised by the amount that we paid. We were in the Masquerade Tower and the room was HUGE and it even had a sectional couch. Definitely great for the price as well as 3 girls massive amount of shit. After settling in it was time to grab a quick bite for breakfast and then nap time before the Wet Republic pool party. We took a bit longer to get out the door then we had planned but eventually made it to Wet Republic after eating lunch (bloody marys).
    We were able to get in just fine, I had signed us up on the guest list online earlier in the week and admission was free. Then we met up with Irock and ended up just chillin by the pool. Unfortunately me and my friend forgot to close out of tabs before we left but that ended up leading to a good thing... I actually was blacking in and out at this point... we somehow ended up at a McDonalds and enjoyed some high quality Big Macs and fries.
    When we got home we decided to pass out before getting ready for the night. I ended up waking up around 10 and was itching to go out. My two friends were still exhausted for the night so I decided to gamble at the hotel while they slept a bit more. I found a blackjack table to play at and didn't move my seat all night. My friends decided they didn't want to go to a club anymore so I kept playing poker. I was enjoying free drinks all night and my cocktail Dina was fantastic to me! Eventually one friend came down to join me and she just enjoyed free drinks and talked to all the cute boys while I won a ton of money. The boys came and went cause the table was only hot for me! My beautiful friend couldn't even keep them there! We ended up eventually going to bed around 4:00 am and I was up about 100$
    The next day we had decided to check out the pool party @ Palms. We were hoping it would be a bit more exciting than Wet Republic (they were all still fun but I bet they will be cray cray (crazy) once summer really gets under way! As soon as we basically walked into the Palms pool party this extremely huge black man invites us to a private bungalow! Let me tell you just HOW sick this thing was OMG. We felt pretty VIP in it! The people were all really nice and not creeps at all! There was ton's of Grey Goose as well as a shit ton of coke! We had joked about doing coke on the trip but none of us decided to try any as we all getting crazy enough just by having a few bong rips!
    We pretty much just hung out on the upper balcony and just drank and danced. I was getting delusional due to lack of sleep but we ended up hanging out there until the pool party closed down. We did though decided that we would not nap because we didn't want a repeat of the night before.
    After we left the palms we headed over to MGM so we could pick up our debit cards. I forgot to mention I think I had cussed out like 5 different people the day before trying to get out debit cards back. My drunk self also kept telling everyone that the people @ Wet Republic stole my ID... idk lol I wish I could apologize! Anyways so we go to wonder around MGM gamble some until they brought our IDs up. We ended up talking to a group of cute British guys for a bit. They were hilarious and we gave them our number but they never called. lame. After that my drunk and tired self was shameless checking out this guy and we chatted with them but they were douches. Then I had an inpromptu salsa dance session with some random guy in the middle of the casino floor.
    After our mini adventure we decided to grab our cards and head on home. While we were filling out some crap to get our cards I noticed a cute guy with a bunch of mysterious looking black envelopes talking to a font desk person. My bold self decides to ask him just what is in those envelopes... we low and behold they were a bunch of Cee Lo Green and Ting Ting tickets! I asked him if he had any extras and HE GAVE US SOME! We were super pumped but then realizing it was starting in less than an hour we rushed back to the hotel. Walking through the hotel we got a bunch of beads thrown at us from the performers flying around!
    After we got all dressed up we head over to the Luxor, well we should have looked at the tickets cause it was across the street which because of a bunch of fences took like 20 min to walk to. Once we were in there it was like this battle thing where they were performing each others songs. Not going to lie i wasn't a fan of it that much I wish I would have heard them just play but I guess that was the whole set up? Idk it was free so it was cool. Some douche dropped a drink all over my friend and was really rude after. On our way out he was in my way and when he rudely didn't move after I said excuse me I pushed him .
    We decided to get a nice walk down the strip so that we could find somewhere to eat. We ended up at the rainforest cafe in MGM where we had HORRIBLE service. Our waiter was a total douche to us. The most annoying thing was how great of service he was giving the tables next to us. My clam chowder was pretty bomb though. One of me and my friends are waitresses so it pissed us off even extra. We didn't tip him but left him a note explaining why. I hate being treated like crap just cause I look young! We were all pretty irritated at this point. As we walked down the strip we were getting even more pissed at the douches checking us out all nasty. So then my crazy friend decided to check out and compliment all the ugly people on the strip as well as yell 'yer mom" at a bunch of people.
    After gambling for a bit @ Planet Hollywood we decide to head back to The Rio and go to VooDoo that way if someone wanted to go to bed we would be at our hotel already. On our way to the shuttle we were stopped in front of Paris but a Chateau Club promoter. We were able to get wristbands that got us free admission and our first free drinks. We still had to wait like 20 min to get in which I was getting annoyed and sleepy REAL fast. I am very glad we ended up going there because it was absolutely BEAUTIFUL! I loved the outside patio and it was real nice it being under the Eiffle tower! I also LOVED that the dancers and cocktail waitresses were all dressed as french maids!
    They were having there Jersey Shore weekend so Sammi and Dina were in there (also in there was Scott, Kourtney Kardashianas baby daddy. We were only inside for a minute since it was really squished. Dina was having a lot of fun and Sammi looked like a bored bitch like usual (she was gorgeous though). Me and my friends decided to go outside and find some dudes whos table we could mooch off. We ended up just kinda sitting next to this table under one of the go go dancers. Here we hung out and the guys were actually quite the creepers. My friend was flirting with one of them because he was a plastic surgeon and she wanted a nose job. After settling in my energy level went up and me and my friend decided this would be a night for the books. One friend decided to go cause she was tired and the guys were creeping her out, me personally was just using them!

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    At around 3 Dina came out from inside and started dancing on the platform that our table was next to! Unfortunately they wouldn't let us go up with her even though she kept inviting us to! We did though fist pump with her and she held my fist and showed me how to beat the beat! lol She was so much fun just shaking her ass and having a great time! She kept having me and others smack her ass too it was HILARIOUS. Oh and she va jay jay was definitely all over the place! I ended up picking up a stage 5 clinger boy! He was really fun to dance with but then he was stalking me. He kept telling me he was leaving and trying to get me to go with him but I was fixated on dancing all night! He kept hugging me and telling me not to hook up with other people... I kept making funny faces behind his back to the guys who were standing near by. My friend was talking to his friend who was really sweet but apparently she did something to piss him off so he left, then she started crying which was hilarious! I actually ended up being able to cut the bathroom line when I told everyone that I had a dwarfed kidney and couldnt hold my pee... it's the truth and it worked! Feel free to use it anytime! We finally left when the club closed down and were hanging out in front if the efile tower. I'm pretty sure I ended up flashing my new friends and then my friend ended up making out with the ugly dude. I somehow ended up making out with a stranger as well... I decided it was time to go and I needed to get my friend away from the grenade! We ended up holding hands and running down the strip to find a taxi line. We stopped to chat with these people for a minute and I told them I was running from and ugly guy well BAM he showed up right behind us! At that point it was time to run again and so we finally find a taxi and I was explaing to someone how we were trying to get away from this ugly guy and then BAM he is behind us again! We we jump in the cab and he tries to get in but I shut the door and he goes "i'm not going with you?" and i'm like helllllll no! I was making fun of my friend the whole ride home and then she was trying to say that he was gay and that was a lie!
    When we got into the hotel we decide to play some black jack for a while... well at least I did my friend actually fell asleep at the table and the pit boss made me take her up to the room in less than 15 minutes. In that time I rapped the fresh prince of bel air theme song with some guys as well as lost 100$! We decided to grab a sandwich on our way up, we didn't have our room key and for some reason didn't want to knock on the door and wake my friend. So we decided to eat our sandwich in the hallway.I was trying to get through to security but just kept calling that automated 1800-CAESARS the automated lady couldn't understand me and so i kept yelling THE RIOOOOO into the phone. I finally got really frustrated and then yelled "EAT MY DICK BITCH" with that my friend woke up and let us in and we went to bed just after 7am...
    The next day I woke up feeling like absolute death we tried getting food at TGIF around 5 but I couldn't eat and left before our food even got there! It was until about 10 o clock that I felt remotely ok. My friend really wanted to do something so I sucked it up and got something in my stomach and headed to the PaiGow table. After a few bloody marys I was feeling good as new! Soon after some chill gambling turned into pounding drinks and taking shots with the cute group of guys that came to play with us. We had so much fun flirting and telling stories. It was hard to keep it straight which one you were even trying to hook up with. At about 3:30 my friend decided to crap out and headed back to her room (not before getting lost in the hotel). She made out with one of the guys. The guy I wanted to make out with left suddenly at 5 because he had to take a flight... after the numbers dwindled it ended up just being me and the guy my friend made out with... well me and him had hit it off before them techniqualy so I was like whatever! After taking another handful of patron shots and meeting my new "parents" and the craps table me and boy head up to his room with this other couple that we just met... after swiging from a bottle of Seagrams shit gets crazzzzy and the guy ended up missing his flight!
    I finally head back to my room and it took me forever to pack! Then it was time to check out and say goodbye to Vegas after THE MOST EPIC TRIP EVER! I can't wait to go back in May!!!
    Here is the facebook album!

    http://www.facebook.com/album.php?ai...1&l=0992caa5ec

    If you actually read all of this you're awesome!!!

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    • #3
      Haha, nice TR. Guess that grenade had a homing device. You guys just couldn't seem to shake him. It was the guy that you hooked up with or your friend?

      Nice pics btw too!
      Enjoyable read
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      • #4
        Originally posted by Vfelt88 View Post
        If you actually read all of this you're awesome!!!
        I seriously wasnt going to because of the lack of paragraphs but was worth the read. Sounds like an epic trip!
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        • #5
          Finally a new TR!!! Great job and loved the photos! Heading out next week staying at Paris and now may have to hit Chateau looks pretty HOT!

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          • #6
            Nice read!

            Sounds like you guys were runnin shit! I like it!

            Hooked up with my boy Irock too! YEEEEEEE!

            I dig the attitudes.

            lol Nailer, +1 on the paragraphs though felt!
            Last edited by WarreN; 03-15-2011, 07:45 AM.
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            • #7
              Awesome TR and welcome to the forums. I still dont get the "Yer mom" reference

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              • #8
                Great TR, thanks for posting! Your friend flirthing with the Plastic Surgeon for a nose job is HILARIOUS! I didn't know Palms pool party started already. Are you referring to Ditch Fridays or something different?
                Last edited by ChiTownChik; 03-15-2011, 08:10 AM.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by royale View Post
                  Awesome TR and welcome to the forums. I still dont get the "Yer mom" reference
                  Her friend was yelling "Yer mom" to people randomly.
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                  • #10
                    I've made note of the dwarf kidney excuse...though I doubt that'll work in the guy's can!!
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                    • #11
                      Haha nice tr. sounds like a good time indeed

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by WarreN View Post
                        Originally posted by royale View Post
                        Awesome TR and welcome to the forums. I still dont get the "Yer mom" reference
                        Her friend was yelling "Yer mom" to people randomly.
                        Interesting.

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                        • #13
                          Wow!!! Great report! Sound like you and the girls had a blast! Love the pix too!
                          I feel sorry for people who don't drink, when they get up in the morning, that's best they're gonna feel all day!

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                          • #14
                            great report!
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                            • #15
                              lol awesome TR!
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