Disclaimer One: We really don't have fat ankles, it was a joke based off that hilarious JC.com thread a few days ago. Here is the only picture I took this weekend of us that includes the legs (and of course, go figure, I am the only one in a dress, I am on the far left...But I can vouch for my friends)
See? Ankles = Not Fat.
Disclaimer Two: I am very happily married to a man that rocks my world. But I do still have an appreciation for a man that can look good and be confident with out being arrogant. So, I do talk about boys a lot in this, but not because I want to get in their pants
Day one: Friday. We all arrived from our various starting points (Nor and SO Cal and the East Coast). And have lunch. While eating lunch, this: http://forums.jackcolton.com/showthread.php?t=6609 thread comes up and us being typical girls. We say "Hey, we like to sing to music when we dance. Maybe WE are what these guys are talking about."
But we are cracking up about it and thus we start calling ourselves the Fat Ankle girls for the whole trip. lol!
After lunch and a kick off drink on top of the Marriott we head to Carnival Court. We had a good time, but didn't sit at the bar but at the tables. The drinks were good and the people watching was very entertaining. They were doing these games and if the people playing would win, they would do shots for everyone, like the kind they pour down your mouth? I did one of those, it was a fun way to kick of the afternoon.
We head into Harrahs and my friend is explaining Craps to us, we all place bets and start playing. This guy a few people down asks me to blow on his dice. Sure! I give that dice my best. luckiest. old college try blow......and he rolls.....And......everyone losses their money. SO embarrassing! They all start giving me a hard time and I fake cry like I am going to leave, and the guy comes to give me a hug to say "its alright, you don't have to go." I then realize he has this sexy British accent and even better, he tells me mid hug that I smell "So Nice" "Like apples" -- Guys, I am telling you a girl likes to hear she smells nice, especially if said with a genuine British accent...Then he gives me a kiss on the cheek and I feel all better. SO my worst Vegas moment (blowing everyones money at the table) turns into one of the best (Hot guy - British accent - thinks I smell nice)
We cruise the strip and the various hotels and while heading into the Mirage, we get open bar passes to Revolution from 10 to midnight, we decide that we can go for a couple drinks and then head to our planned destination (Blush)
That night, after getting our hair did and outfits on, we head back to the Mirage and as we are walking to Revolution, a girl gives us passes into Jet with open bar until midnight. We shrug and head into Revolution. Revolution was just Meh, a bar. There was a DJ playing good music but no one was dancing. We have a couple drinks, people watch a bit more then we decide to leave. At this point, my friends express their desire to just stick to the same hotel rather then travel to Blush, so we decide to check out Jet (although, just want to thank Mikey for putting us on the list there, sorry I got Veto'ed)
So we go to Jet and show the guy our passes, and he takes us to this roped off section that no one else is standing in, separate from two other lines. then he leaves and we start talking:
"omg, we really ARE the Fat ankle chicks and this is where they put people they don't actually want in their club and they are going to leave us in this pretend "Line" all night until we catch the hint and leave"
LOL, gotta love the female mentality. We were mainly joking, but were confused with the special section.
But alas, 4 seconds later, the guy is back and escorts us in ahead of all the other lines. So I guess we aren't so bad after all!
Jet was ALOT of fun! We got our drinks and squeezed our way to the Dance floor. The music was Awesome (and yes, we were singing along). We had some guys come up and dance with us, which was fun, but we were really there to just dance us girls.
Day 2: This was our Spa day, we headed over to Qua in Ceasars palace. The massage was just "ok" it was really just a rubbing IMO, and she spent alot of time on my bottom, which was something I hadn't experienced in other massages, but I talked to my friend afterwards and she said thats normal...sometimes.
BUT, the spa facilities, the steam room, sauna, Roman baths made the whole thing worth it. we just soaked and relaxed pretty much all.day.long. And for someone whose normal life requires non-stop movement? This was just what i needed.
I know y'all could care less about the spa so I will just stop there with that subject.
So, Saturday night we go to Lavo for dinner. It was great food, great atmosphere, great staff. I highly recommend it.
After dinner we head over to the Casino bar for some more drinks and girl talk and people watching...again, I am sure you aren't interested in this part either. Nothing to see here folks, keep moving along.
So, its 10:15 and I say, do you want to head over to Lavo. We are like, we dont want to be the first people there, but we can always get another drink in the restaurant bar and then head in.
WELL....we turn the corner to see that not only are we NOT the first people there, we are like the last people there AND its a Vajayjay Convention. Chicks EVERYWHERE. Good looking chicks too. I think, there is no way us old ladies (29) are even getting in.
SO I text Donnie, and he tells me to meet him in the front. We get to the front and some guy sends us to another random line in BFE. I text Donnie again where we are because I couldn't make it to the front. Within a minute, I was shocked, this smokin hot guy comes to us and says "Are you Kristin?" opens up the rope to take us out of the line and escorts us to the front door and we are in immediately! My friends were very impressed, we walked in like Royalty. LMAO!
OMG, Donnie is the best guy ever, and ladies, I am telling you, he is hot
Lavo was a blast! Even though it was packed, we got service right away and our drinks were STRONG...but in a good way.
The music was awesome (again, we were singing! and proud of it!) The crowd was fun. The only thing I didn't understand is they had two chicks on display rubbing each other with feathers. I am sure this was a display for the males in the crowd, because I didn't get it. But hey, glad they have a job!
There was one uncle creepy guy that couldn't seem to catch a hint that we were really just wanting to dance us girls, but it wasn't anything we couldn't handle.
Again, I totally recommend Lavo, and Donnie. Not sure if its always a Vajayjay convention, but if that was a typical night, that would be a good place to find chicks.
Then I was on a plane back to reality.
We had such a good time. Vegas met and exceeded my expectations! I know everyone told me that girls get treated good in Vegas, but I didn't believe it. Or maybe I thought it was just the super got chicks and not me...but you were so right! We saved a ton of money just being a girl!
Thank you all who offered advice while planning, thanks to Mikey and Donnie for their help with everything. I really think that this website made our trip super awesome! Hope you enjoyed my trip report
See? Ankles = Not Fat.
Disclaimer Two: I am very happily married to a man that rocks my world. But I do still have an appreciation for a man that can look good and be confident with out being arrogant. So, I do talk about boys a lot in this, but not because I want to get in their pants
Day one: Friday. We all arrived from our various starting points (Nor and SO Cal and the East Coast). And have lunch. While eating lunch, this: http://forums.jackcolton.com/showthread.php?t=6609 thread comes up and us being typical girls. We say "Hey, we like to sing to music when we dance. Maybe WE are what these guys are talking about."
But we are cracking up about it and thus we start calling ourselves the Fat Ankle girls for the whole trip. lol!
After lunch and a kick off drink on top of the Marriott we head to Carnival Court. We had a good time, but didn't sit at the bar but at the tables. The drinks were good and the people watching was very entertaining. They were doing these games and if the people playing would win, they would do shots for everyone, like the kind they pour down your mouth? I did one of those, it was a fun way to kick of the afternoon.
We head into Harrahs and my friend is explaining Craps to us, we all place bets and start playing. This guy a few people down asks me to blow on his dice. Sure! I give that dice my best. luckiest. old college try blow......and he rolls.....And......everyone losses their money. SO embarrassing! They all start giving me a hard time and I fake cry like I am going to leave, and the guy comes to give me a hug to say "its alright, you don't have to go." I then realize he has this sexy British accent and even better, he tells me mid hug that I smell "So Nice" "Like apples" -- Guys, I am telling you a girl likes to hear she smells nice, especially if said with a genuine British accent...Then he gives me a kiss on the cheek and I feel all better. SO my worst Vegas moment (blowing everyones money at the table) turns into one of the best (Hot guy - British accent - thinks I smell nice)
We cruise the strip and the various hotels and while heading into the Mirage, we get open bar passes to Revolution from 10 to midnight, we decide that we can go for a couple drinks and then head to our planned destination (Blush)
That night, after getting our hair did and outfits on, we head back to the Mirage and as we are walking to Revolution, a girl gives us passes into Jet with open bar until midnight. We shrug and head into Revolution. Revolution was just Meh, a bar. There was a DJ playing good music but no one was dancing. We have a couple drinks, people watch a bit more then we decide to leave. At this point, my friends express their desire to just stick to the same hotel rather then travel to Blush, so we decide to check out Jet (although, just want to thank Mikey for putting us on the list there, sorry I got Veto'ed)
So we go to Jet and show the guy our passes, and he takes us to this roped off section that no one else is standing in, separate from two other lines. then he leaves and we start talking:
"omg, we really ARE the Fat ankle chicks and this is where they put people they don't actually want in their club and they are going to leave us in this pretend "Line" all night until we catch the hint and leave"
LOL, gotta love the female mentality. We were mainly joking, but were confused with the special section.
But alas, 4 seconds later, the guy is back and escorts us in ahead of all the other lines. So I guess we aren't so bad after all!
Jet was ALOT of fun! We got our drinks and squeezed our way to the Dance floor. The music was Awesome (and yes, we were singing along). We had some guys come up and dance with us, which was fun, but we were really there to just dance us girls.
Day 2: This was our Spa day, we headed over to Qua in Ceasars palace. The massage was just "ok" it was really just a rubbing IMO, and she spent alot of time on my bottom, which was something I hadn't experienced in other massages, but I talked to my friend afterwards and she said thats normal...sometimes.
BUT, the spa facilities, the steam room, sauna, Roman baths made the whole thing worth it. we just soaked and relaxed pretty much all.day.long. And for someone whose normal life requires non-stop movement? This was just what i needed.
I know y'all could care less about the spa so I will just stop there with that subject.
So, Saturday night we go to Lavo for dinner. It was great food, great atmosphere, great staff. I highly recommend it.
After dinner we head over to the Casino bar for some more drinks and girl talk and people watching...again, I am sure you aren't interested in this part either. Nothing to see here folks, keep moving along.
So, its 10:15 and I say, do you want to head over to Lavo. We are like, we dont want to be the first people there, but we can always get another drink in the restaurant bar and then head in.
WELL....we turn the corner to see that not only are we NOT the first people there, we are like the last people there AND its a Vajayjay Convention. Chicks EVERYWHERE. Good looking chicks too. I think, there is no way us old ladies (29) are even getting in.
SO I text Donnie, and he tells me to meet him in the front. We get to the front and some guy sends us to another random line in BFE. I text Donnie again where we are because I couldn't make it to the front. Within a minute, I was shocked, this smokin hot guy comes to us and says "Are you Kristin?" opens up the rope to take us out of the line and escorts us to the front door and we are in immediately! My friends were very impressed, we walked in like Royalty. LMAO!
OMG, Donnie is the best guy ever, and ladies, I am telling you, he is hot
Lavo was a blast! Even though it was packed, we got service right away and our drinks were STRONG...but in a good way.
The music was awesome (again, we were singing! and proud of it!) The crowd was fun. The only thing I didn't understand is they had two chicks on display rubbing each other with feathers. I am sure this was a display for the males in the crowd, because I didn't get it. But hey, glad they have a job!
There was one uncle creepy guy that couldn't seem to catch a hint that we were really just wanting to dance us girls, but it wasn't anything we couldn't handle.
Again, I totally recommend Lavo, and Donnie. Not sure if its always a Vajayjay convention, but if that was a typical night, that would be a good place to find chicks.
Then I was on a plane back to reality.
We had such a good time. Vegas met and exceeded my expectations! I know everyone told me that girls get treated good in Vegas, but I didn't believe it. Or maybe I thought it was just the super got chicks and not me...but you were so right! We saved a ton of money just being a girl!
Thank you all who offered advice while planning, thanks to Mikey and Donnie for their help with everything. I really think that this website made our trip super awesome! Hope you enjoyed my trip report
glad you had a great trip! sounds like fun
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