Surferside going Solo

[SurfersideB]

8:00 on a a Sat morning in Sunny Cardiff. This trip to Vegas may be being paid for by the company but the conference is only for 2 days and they are sending me over for a week, i think to save money on the flight not that i give a shit. Sat to sat in vegas with only 2 days work in the middle learning how to sell shipping containers to the storage industry, hey ho. i can live with that, Having spent the last month hounding Nassau with questions on where to go, who to talk to and a million other pointless things I have now got on the train to London Heathrow, flight is at 3:30pm getting me in vegas 10 hours later at 6:30 vegas time. Its kinda like time travel I guess. This trip is going to take 2 forms. I will either spend the week flying solo, or meet some like minded people who work for the usa branch of the company and its going to, as you Americans say, A massive Buzz or something like that, Anyway I intend to start most nights by caning some beers at base ( to pre game) then get Fucked in the clubs (very drunk) then back to (roll )someone’s room once I am booted out of the club ( to close it down). Anyway still on the train writing this up. Not much going on as still only drinking coffee. I am hoping this is going to a continually updated TR so keep checking. However how many TR have promised this to delivered nothing.
Later JC'ers
Russ

[nassau]

2 days left. Go hard and make me proud.

[SurfersideB]

Saturday Night.
Trouble with flights to Vegas from the UK is it’s a party flight. So with 5 and half hours to go we are told the plane has run out of Beer, Lager, Vodka and wine. I was getting quite a Buzz so this was a real shame. We landed in Vegas at 6:30 and got a cab to the Excalibur. My first thoughts on this place was “What the fuck is that sweet smell that they pump around the place”
$20 sarnie trick worked a treat and I got “Upgraded” to the 24th floor with a view of MGM and the roller coaster of New York New York. As this was a work conference I had to spend this first night at the Jesters bar in the hotel. Drinks were all on the company ( as they were going to be for the next 4 days) Talked work till 12 then decided a walk to nine fine Irish men was a good idea . Got Pissed, Lost $100 on the worst 5 hands of blackjack I have ever played, didn’t win one hand. Crashed back at the room about 5:00. I had been up drinking 28 hours

Sun Day
Walked the strip with work mates. Started drinking at about 6:00, again at the Jesters bar at the Excalibur as the bar was free so I had to make the most of it, Got bored at 10:00 and took a talk all the way through the Luxor to Mandalay Bar to check out Mix. Flying Solo not that it mattered as the Place was fucking Closed. Couldn’t help thinking I’m missing a free bar for this, Anyway, I headed over to the foundation room, $10 to get in, Smoked a fag ( Cigarette) 2 shots of Goose and took a pica of the view and fucked off back to Excalibur and got the vodka in. Not really much more to talk about in regards to the nights drinking, Girl from the London office got herself a stalker, I was sick in the bin and another guy got sent back to his room for picking up the barman’s tips off the bar for himself. Dick!....This however is no use to this forum so I won’t bore you anymore.

Monday
Nothing to report. Went for a steak on the strip. Bed for 10 as work at 7 the next Moring

Tuesday Work
Wednesday Work

[SurfersideB]

Wed Night
Wed night Finished up the conference and went out with all the brits for a meal in Texas de Brazil , Awesome food, loads of cocktails, Just as I was finishing up my drink, my Area manager and ultimate Boss drags me into a taxi as he knows this place that he thinks I would like. Turns out he taking me and a mate to Very FUCKING APTLY NAMED Cheaters I am not the biggest fan of strip clubs, however the boss is paying for my first dance so what the hell. This is my first time in a strip club in Vegas, what could go wrong. Within 2 seconds this pushy girl with no Tips sits on my Lap, $20 a dance? Boss is paying? What the hell and I say yes, she takes me to a corner of the club and starts her thing,
Now for the sake of all JC Forum users. I am happy to provide the following information to all the unsuspecting Brits. Back home a lap dance girl will stop when the song finishes whether you want her to or not, at the end of dance she puts her hand out and asked me for $80. She wasn’t even worth $20 FFS. I paid my money, made my excuses and got in a taxi to Encore as I wanted to check out Surrender
Big Shout out To Mickey Tantalo who me at the back of the line and walked me right past the line,
Still pissed off at being ripped off by the stripper I hit the back bar where the roulette and blackjack. Loads more vodka, Prob would have saved some money ir I had a bottle to myself but then again I would be dead now. DJ was cool, all in all a good night for someone on his own, Got back to Excalibur about 5:00 and met up with some people from the conference, Lost some more money, this time on Craps, My fault for not knowing what the fuck I was doing I guess. Can’t remember going to bed.

Thur.
Hangover from Hell but still had to get up as Liverpool are playing Sparta Prague in the europa cup (Soccer) Got a cab to the Crown and Anchor for 9:30.Thereis a bar maid in this place that was one of the finest girls that I have ever seen and to top it all off she wore the smallest tartan skirt and knee high socks. Got 4 pints of Steela for me and the boys, 4 pints later, terrible game if football but at least Liverpool won 1-0 we get a cab over to the old town for a day of something diffent and that’s exactly what we got, Did every bar and casino, got talking to this southern family on a family holiday, they were loads of fun, After a loads more shots, ice drink ( shit) I met this girl that wanted me to go on the zip wire with her. A great plan. Got the ticket office, got weighed (remember in front of this girl) “sorry sis you are 3 Something or other over weight. I can’t let you ride. I have been embarrassed before but that one is up there with the best of them. I decided at this point to do a runner from my boring work mates and head back to the strip. My Plan was to get changed as I was on the guest list for Marquee, This didn’t happen as I went to LAX instead, ( Not the best decision, Have I learnt nothing from this site) LAX was shit, wants to be something its not and never will be, half the club closed or roped off, I have had more fun at the dentist.
Fri.
Did some shopping for a few hours. Watched an ice hocky game and decided that it was time. The reason that I am in Vegas, The one constant thing among all forums users. It was time for my first IN & Out. Got a cab and asked the cab driver what to go for, 3x3 I think I ordered, Well one thing I can say is that your not lying, Fucking amazing food, even took a pic of it.

[SurfersideB]

Fri Night.
I had arranged to meet JC at the waterfall bar in the Luxor as he had an invite to a party at Seville Row at the Luxor. The Old Noir place. A big thank you to Jack for bringing me along to this as it was one of the coolest nights of my break, Free cocktails, amazing barman that really know there stuff, I was then invited to a table which had a bottle of Vodka on it that I have ever seen before, dark black bottle with a false bottom, Really nice, Jack and his mated were really good fun, We had been in Savile Row for about 3 hours when it was decided to head over to HAZE. Walked straight in, I would like to tell you more about the club, what I talked about, how long I stayed there and what I did. The vodka in the other bar and cocktails had done their job and it’s all a bit blurry and fuzzy. According to a pic on my phone I got into my room at 4:23.
Thanks
Firstly Thanks to Nassau, you have been an amazing help and always happy to answer any questions that I have had, I am just sorry I didn’t get the chance to head up to London for a couple of London’s Pride with you.
Secondary Jack for making my last night really special and sorry if I bailed on you early in the night.
Thanks for reading you all. I have a few pics and will post a link real soon or just add me on facebook as they will be on there real soon
Russell Creemer

[SurfersideB]

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[hellomynameiskristin]

I just read your whole trip report in my head with a British accent in my head like Henry Cavill....and I LIKED it!

I don't get it, why did the stripper want $80? did she do 4 songs? I guess I am out of practice with stripper protocol...Sorry you got ripped off.

But it sounds like the rest of your trip was awesome!

[SurfersideB]

I just read your whole trip report in my head with a British accent in my head like Henry Cavill....and I LIKED it!

I don't get it, why did the stripper want $80? did she do 4 songs? I guess I am out of practice with stripper protocol...Sorry you got ripped off.

But it sounds like the rest of your trip was awesome!

Well thankyou very much young lady.

[NTG]

Good TR Surferside. When I flew from Gatwick last year the samething happened with the drink. I think they stock limited amount, so we are all in a fit state to make it through immigration.

The tip is to choose a random drink, Scotch and Ginger meant we got a couple more drinks in.

[IRockNvegas]

Favorite line from this trip report

"smoked a fag, fucked off and got it in with vodka
Signed,
Rusty Creemer"

Your report had me lol , thx for sharing

[SurfersideB]

Thanks mate. Happy to make people laugh

[nassau]

I'm glad everything worked out Russ. Happy you made it home in one piece. I'll be back on your side of the pond sometime this year and we will connect for sure. That was a great work trip though. Every night drinking on the company's dime, you cant beat that!

[Matt]

Good TR Surferside. When I flew from Gatwick last year the samething happened with the drink. I think they stock limited amount, so we are all in a fit state to make it through immigration.

The tip is to choose a random drink, Scotch and Ginger meant we got a couple more drinks in.

Yup, scotch and coke's for me when I fly.

Nice TR Russ, sounds like you had a great trip.

[SurfersideB]

Good TR Surferside. When I flew from Gatwick last year the samething happened with the drink. I think they stock limited amount, so we are all in a fit state to make it through immigration.

The tip is to choose a random drink, Scotch and Ginger meant we got a couple more drinks in.

Yup, scotch and coke's for me when I fly.

Nice TR Russ, sounds like you had a great trip.

Cheers mate. Scotch and coke is going to take some practise and hard work as I drunk way too much cheap scotch at a beach party when I wad 15 and haven't been able to touch it since

[HunterDallas]

Thanks for sharing. Great report. Good thing there were two days of work in the middle or you might have needed a new liver.