Best Clubs for Losers?

[Rickdick]

O shit I just read all the thread and my hotel bars keep getting mentioned

[Rickdick]

Awesome thread the polar opposite of everything I have been reading for months !

[madscientist]

The problem you'll have is finding reasonable prices and the chubby sloppy girls at any place that also plays "decent house music".

Yeah, I thought that might be the catch. Most of the fat ankle crowd seem to be more into songs they can sing along to while they wave their bingo wings around.

Todd H.

LMAO i literally died when i read this

i'm STILL dying!!!!!

[Matt]

The problem you'll have is finding reasonable prices and the chubby sloppy girls at any place that also plays "decent house music".

Yeah, I thought that might be the catch. Most of the fat ankle crowd seem to be more into songs they can sing along to while they wave their bingo wings around.

Todd H.

I love this guy.

[jayredm]

The problem you'll have is finding reasonable prices and the chubby sloppy girls at any place that also plays "decent house music".

Yeah, I thought that might be the catch. Most of the fat ankle crowd seem to be more into songs they can sing along to while they wave their bingo wings around.

Todd H.

LMAO i literally died when i read this

I wonder why LAX is not on this list

[lvneis]

man you would have loved Club Utopia!!

[yo vanilla]

this thread has

[hellomynameiskristin]

You are very funny, my friend.

Which category do you fall in? "good-looking married guy" or "single ugly dude"

Have fun!

[Bohica]

The problem you'll have is finding reasonable prices and the chubby sloppy girls at any place that also plays "decent house music".

Yeah, I thought that might be the catch. Most of the fat ankle crowd seem to be more into songs they can sing along to while they wave their bingo wings around.

Todd H.

[kori]

Theres a place I think either near Imperial palace or its inside not too sure that has a club that might have what your looking for

Omigosh, this place this place! I knwo what you're talking about. I talked about it once before too.
This place has what you're looking for.

I think as long as it's not xs on a saturday night, you'll find the type of girls you're looking for anywhere.

[Chris77]

The problem you'll have is finding reasonable prices and the chubby sloppy girls at any place that also plays "decent house music".

If you can settle for a cover band featuring a dude in a Hawaiian shirt singing "My Humps", you will have a LOT more options. e.g. Margaritaville, Carnival Court, Mizuya at Mandalay Bay, La Scena at Venetian, Le Cabaret at Pairs, Cleopatra's Barge, etc.

But, if you really want to try to have it both ways, you can probably split the difference at these 2nd and 3rd tier places:

Foundation Room
Eyecandy
Mix
Rockhouse
V Bar
Revolution
Heart Bar
Studio 54
Voodoo Lounge

[MikeyTantalo]

Your at Mandalay, old school rum jungle and eye candy lounge

Rum Jungle is closed

[MikeyTantalo]

from what Dnix and nyc2vegas say, "if you want a sure thing go to the green door!"

I guess the only other actual advice we can give you is hit up downtown?!? Maybe drive out to primm? Or just go to like Reno or something lol

Another good place that nyceguy will vouch for is Krave! He loves that place and can probly get you a solid deal!

BAD!!!! LMAO

go to Rockhouse at imperial palace... Hands DOWN your spot..

[tombrokaw]

Maybe rockhouse.