Best Clubs for Losers?

[laotzu]

from what Dnix and nyc2vegas say, "if you want a sure thing go to the green door!"

I guess the only other actual advice we can give you is hit up downtown?!? Maybe drive out to primm? Or just go to like Reno or something lol

Another good place that nyceguy will vouch for is Krave! He loves that place and can probly get you a solid deal!

BAD!!!! LMAO

go to Rockhouse at imperial palace... Hands DOWN your spot..

I may be in a similar situation, depending on which of my buds are able to go.

Just looked up the Rockhouse website. I think we will throw that in for good measure.

The good thing is that a couple of my ugly friends are rich. So we are however still going to XS and TAO and hope that we'll still have a good time. Maybe tip the security guy really well and get some girls over.

[redbullvodka]

Best place for you...

Wow, this site is a great resource! Glad I stumbled onto it. I am visiting in April with a group of good-looking married guys and single ugly dudes. Where can we hear decent house music while enjoying reasonable drink prices and chubby, sloppy drunk girls? I don't care about being able to say I've been to XS, Pure, etc. We're staying at Mandalay Bay, if that matters.

Thanks in advance,

Todd H.

Dicks last resort... No house music but 100% your spot! The name says it all! You could also pregame with beer pong... Save $, instead of cabs and catch monorail direct. This could be your Friday spot.

Saturday, Gilleys! Ha! No cover/bottle service, just beer buckets. Save like $2 a beer that way!

[boykster]

Man, I walked by Rockhouse several times and never quite wandered in....next time!

[Charles~]

Ask Uejjap. He's an expert on these women.

[Spock]

You guys are all still setting your sights too high for this crew.

This guy and his pals need to head downtown. Check out "Gold Diggers" at the Golden Nugget.

If you strike out there, rent a mini-van and cruise through the apartment complex next to the The Palms (to the left I think) around 10PM. Keep your window down and make it clear that you each have $50 and are looking for a date. Pick a few classy ladies, throw them in the van and head out to The Red Rooster. Bring a healthy supply of condoms and an open mind -- but leave your camera phone at home. Will be a night to remember. I promise you. And you will get it done for far less than you would pay for a bottle of Gray Goose at XS.

Be sure to report back.

[jayredm]

Here's an idea: Grab yourself a boombox, pop in your favorite house mix CD and stroll on by any of the buffets. Guaranteed to find your pick of the litter. Not to mention, after the feast, hopefully these ladies won't be hungry for anything else but man meat.

LMAO. this thread is incredible

[travhast]

I would be interested in replies to OP's request as well.

[WarreN]

Here's an idea: Grab yourself a boombox, pop in your favorite house mix CD and stroll on by any of the buffets. Guaranteed to find your pick of the litter. Not to mention, after the feast, hopefully these ladies won't be hungry for anything else but man meat.

[BigDex14]

Not necessarily a thought process, just a flashback of my experience. By no means am I dissing rockhouse I had a great time there. I just found it interesting that others felt that way as well...

Oh I wasn't replying to you. I'm just saying that rockhouse is really... far from my tastes.

But like I said it's good that everyone can find their own kind of fun.

Understandable...

Rockhouse wasn't necesarilly my ideal scene but my friends and I stumbled in there since we were staying at Imperial the first time we went to Vegas, and we ended up not leaving. It was supposed to be a pre-funk but ended up being the night!

Recipe for a good time = Good Booze + Good People

[tombrokaw]

Not necessarily a thought process, just a flashback of my experience. By no means am I dissing rockhouse I had a great time there. I just found it interesting that others felt that way as well...

Oh I wasn't replying to you. I'm just saying that rockhouse is really... far from my tastes.

But like I said it's good that everyone can find their own kind of fun.

[BigDex14]

Not necessarily a thought process, just a flashback of my experience. By no means am I dissing rockhouse I had a great time there. I just found it interesting that others felt that way as well...

[tombrokaw]

Hey, Vegas is great because it caters to a wide variety of good times.

It's not just for a certain type of person looking for a certain experience.

That said, I'm not sure what kind of thought process leads you to rockhouse.

[BigDex14]

This thread is pretty awesome! I literally LOL'd because the club that immediately came to mind was Rockhouse @ Imperial Palace. The girls there definitely fit the description, oddly enough... still a good time haha

[mysticsavage]

We need these guys at MAyOD!!

[Cisco419]

Where is Krave and what is it?

Just googled it... My bad.

lmfao!!!!! This is hands down fucken awesome!!! Dnix had to find out the hard way! literally! haha
[quote=Bohica;110728][QUOTE=NTG;110716]Asking the question a lot of people wouldn't dare, fair play.

Well, there comes a time in your life when you just know who you are right? :-)

Is this the first part of a three part speech leading to you coming out of the closet? lol

Where is Krave and what is it?

Just googled it... My bad.

How I pictured it.

I remember doing that when I was planning my first trip.

I'm just glad he figured it out without someone having to explain it to him... too bad Matt ruined the Green Door bit!

Lmao. One of the best threads to date......

+1!!!

The problem you'll have is finding reasonable prices and the chubby sloppy girls at any place that also plays "decent house music".

He wants to see chubby girls fist pumping!

Yeah, I thought that might be the catch. Most of the fat ankle crowd seem to be more into songs they can sing along to while they wave their bingo wings around.

Todd H.

LMAO i literally died when i read this

i'm STILL dying!!!!!

Me too! This thread is awesome!