Best Clubs for Losers?

[KAM]

I am so happy I clicked on this thread. I'm laughing so hard.

[lifetrip]

winner, winner chicken dinner!



from rockhouse website:

"Party at Our House,
the Las Vegas Ultra-Dive Bar!

Blending the local dive bar with the glamour of Sin City’s party scene, Rockhouse features a laid-back environment where party-goers can enjoy a hassle-free night on the Strip.

With the best DJs in Las Vegas blending upbeat rock, hip-hop and dance while beautiful bartenders pour drinks from the bar tops, Rockhouse is the place where the party never stops."

SPECIAL EVENTS AT
OUR HOUSE! - CLICK HERE

[VEGAS88]

haha great thread, at least he is not setting his standards hight. He can't fail now

[mysticsavage]

This thread is pretty awesome! I literally LOL'd because the club that immediately came to mind was Rockhouse @ Imperial Palace. The girls there definitely fit the description, oddly enough... still a good time haha

I just checked out their website. They sell an 80oz guitar you can fill with alcohol? How awesome would it be if some pasty midwest guy saddled up to you on the dancefloor with some leaky-ass 80oz vat of miller lite dripping on you?

No really, please answer, because I will be doing it.

Todd H.

Thread winner!!

[Bohica]

Rockhouse Seems to be a "winner" for the losers.

This thread is pretty awesome! I literally LOL'd because the club that immediately came to mind was Rockhouse @ Imperial Palace. The girls there definitely fit the description, oddly enough... still a good time haha

I just checked out their website. They sell an 80oz guitar you can fill with alcohol? How awesome would it be if some pasty midwest guy saddled up to you on the dancefloor with some leaky-ass 80oz vat of miller lite dripping on you?

No really, please answer, because I will be doing it.

Todd H.

[Mr. Watts]

[MissV]

At least twice Diet Coke almost flew out my nose while reading this thread. You think I would have learned after the first time.

Love. This.

[somnambulated]

Here's an idea: Grab yourself a boombox, pop in your favorite house mix CD and stroll on by any of the buffets. Guaranteed to find your pick of the litter. Not to mention, after the feast, hopefully these ladies won't be hungry for anything else but man meat.

I'm fucking dying right now!!!!

[ocralph714]

Hilarious!

[Nakom99]

Don't let the posters deter you from your goal. I know exactly what you are looking for.

Gilley's at TI is perfect for your group, or Coyote Ugly at NYNY.

[mysticsavage]

I mean you might even get lucky and see a 7.1 there.

Dude, it's not nice to talk about earthquakes after Japan last week

[GetOnMyHype]

Damn, no love love for Rockhouse. Every time I'm in Vegas I do a daytime bar crawl at Bill's, Margaritaville, Rockhouse, O'sea's, and Carnival Court. I mean you might even get lucky and see a 7.1 there.

[Jay]

Steel Panther @ house of Blues in Mandalay every Friday.... no House music... but I think it would totally suit what you are looking for ! Im sure someone will back me up on this one...lol

[BigDex14]

I may be in a similar situation, depending on which of my buds are able to go.

Just looked up the Rockhouse website. I think we will throw that in for good measure.

The good thing is that a couple of my ugly friends are rich. So we are however still going to XS and TAO and hope that we'll still have a good time. Maybe tip the security guy really well and get some girls over.

Ouch! Doggin your boys.... not a good look, but let the truth be told i guess

[redbullvodka]

Golddiggers @ golden nugget. Balcony table service. Check if they have industry night!